Ugliest, freakiest hands?

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Who do you think has the ugliest, freakiest, big reach hands playing guitar or bass?

It seems to me that the guitar shredders have the gangliest while some of the new generation bass players packing their 6 string (or more) basses really cover some fret board.

I'm gonna take an easy shot at Steve Vai. While I'm not a big fan, I respect his mastery of the fret board. He's got some gangly looking fingers!

Who's your pick?
 
I remember a long time ago when I was a young'n seeing a stock vintage photo of blues legend Robert Johnson in a magazine with his fingers on the fretboard and that was pretty creepy. Then, I read that it was fabled he had an ungody stratch of 9 frets from the top fret. After counting it out on my squire, that uber-creeped me out.
 
Now I know why you're name is msHilarious :D LMAO!

I just thought of a couple more which gets points for the gore factor...Jerry Garcia and his missing finger :eek: Django Reinhardts fretting hand injured in a fire I think.

Oh...almost forgot...Tommi Ionni....that had to hurt!
 
MINE!!!

I used to have warts on them when I was young they are scarred and are fat.

Oh yeah I'm a real chick magnet :D
 
aaroncomp said:
Billy Corgan
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I've got to second this one, that man is just gangly in general... crooked teeth and all.... freak... :eek:
 
Jeff Beck...otherwise known as...THE MAN
 

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I met Eric Johnson at a music merchants show in New York, and when I shook his hand his fingers wrapped around mine 1 1/2 times. It was crazy!
 
Hound Dog Taylor had six fingers on his hand... that was creepy looking...

Hound Dog is notable for a few things, not the least of which is 6 fingers on each hand and a drunken attempt with a razor blade to remove the extra small digits from each hand.
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... from the Big Road Blues website
 
I don't know but I recorded a band a coupe of weeks ago who's guitar player had fingers like E.T. I wanted to ask him to say "OUUUCH" and touch me with one finger just to be sure it wouldn't light up.
 
Hey!

mshilarious said:
T-Bone Wolk.



Oh sorry, I thought you said "faces" :o ;)
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You leave my man T-Bone outta this! He's got more musical talent in his sideburns than most of this board put together.
 
In 93' Valerie Bertinelli was on the Arsenio Hall show with Eddie and thier son. That night there was a bass player that was the musical talent that night. I don't know his name, but he had the freakiest hands i have ever seen. :eek:
 
Pete Entwistle from The Who has hands that look like a bunch of bananas.
 
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