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[Dogman]

I wonder if I will get sued for plagiarism for posting his pm’s

This is the latest one.


Multi-Million Dollar Basement...

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Sir,
you have started a battle that you cannot possibly win.
as for a "basement",i am sure you would know more about that than we would,we actually have really nice,air-conditioned offices overlooking glorious Lake Michigan.
don't try to play mr. innocent with us now,sir!
accept responsibility for your slander!
Ted Philips/Mystery Records

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He's calling you sir....You should feel honored.

 

[7string]

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Dear Sir,
for someone who talks so loud and tries to pawn himself off around here as a tough guy,you are actually pretty soft,aren't you?
i took it upon myself to listen to your music that you have posted,it is a complete waste of time,give it up,it's over for you,softy!
go into your bedroom and pray to a God that you could be half as talented and sexy as our client,the ever elusive Christian.
you will be contacted shortly due to the comments you posted here in a public forum .
problem is,you slandered my artist!
your gonna pay for that,wimp!
now,go deal with it!
Ted Philips/Mystery Records

Hey Seeker! Looks like grounds for a counter suit! He's slandering you! He's just too stupid to realize it! hahahaha

 

[Supercreep]

C'mon guy's!
can't you super-talented artist's handle a little competition?
what a bunch of cry babies here!
no need to slander my client because you can't compete,that is sad!
here is a tip for you up-n-comers:go into your bedrooms and practice!
practice makes perfect!
you may never reach the level of,let's say-Christian,but it may do you some good to try!
just some friendly advice from a guy who has been managing artist's since 1976!
I have read some pretty rude things here and you can count on some retribution.
you shouldn't mess with the "big boys".
the "big boys" will always whip your ass.
Ted Philips/Mystery Records

.......Well, you got your client banned. Good job.

 

[true-eurt]

.......Well, you got your client banned. Good job.

TOUCHE' FOR SUPERCREEP!!!

 

[RAMI]

.......Well, you got your client banned. Good job.

Really??? I didn't realise he was banned. That's sort of a shame, I was having fun. Now that's what I call mis-management.

 

[giraffe]

i'm kinda sad

 

[7string]

.......Well, you got your client banned. Good job.

Gee, when I get famous I sure hope I'm lucky enough to get them as MY representation!

 

[noisedude]

Wahey! I got in!!

don't be such a pussy!
by the way,your music is sickening!
sounds like fuckin' karaoke!
get outta here and let the real talent shine!
you can't beat me,asshole
i am unbeatable!
my manager showed me all the things you wrote about me,you are a coward!
kiss my sexy ass.
C.

 

[RAMI]

Wahey! I got in!!!

Welcome to the club, Noise. Unfortunately.........

kiss my sexy ass.

That's the secret handshake.

 

[zed32]

YESSS!!! as per my request, i got a threatening PM!!

Dear Sir,
if you wish to play "hard-ball",then so be it!
I have assembled a team of people to monitor your every move on this bbs.
i have also taken a log of your slanderous comments
to use against you.
i tried to be understanding in this matter,all i recieved was mockery and more slander towards our client,Christian.
don't say i didn't warn you!
have a mysterious weekend!
Ted Philips


thanks Ted Philips!


i guess asking for a threatening PM is slanderous? haha!

 

[djc]

I got yer free.........

 

[lbanks]

You fucking idiots!
you got took!
see,my thread now has about 900 views,all the rest on this shitty website for novice "musicians" only have about 30 views!
people love to hate ya,it's like wrestling.
you fucking poo butts should understand the power of promotion a little better,still wouldn't help your awful songs any,but,hey!give it a try!
so,thanx for playing right into my hand,sheep such as yourselves always do.
practice,practice,practice fuckers!
now,kiss my ass!
Ted Philips/Mystery Records

Yep ... that's a troll, alright!
We got any "Troll Motels" or "Troll Begone"? Smell like its in estrus, too! Get the goats in the barn, quick!

 

[timboZ]

This sucks......................No PM's today..........................

 

[Dogman]

My attorney says you all must cease and desist living. I am the only one allowed to live, or he will sue. We are asking for 1 six pack of beer for every violation of this order. Please send them to 1122 Boogie Boogie Avenue.

Thanks you all for your cooperation.
Ed

 

[Mystery Records]

Can You Smell That?

....can you smell that?
smells like the heat is being turned up!
why fight with what you can't defeat?
here at Mystery Records,we never let our artist's be defeated,that would be beneath us.
as I suggested earlier,the majority of you so called "artist's" on this bbs,should spend a little more time learning your craft,and a little less time being envious of our client,the soft -spoken ,heart-throb,Christian.
how much clearer must I make this?NO WIN BATTLE!
Ted Philips/Mystery Records

 

[timboZ]

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I cant stop..............................

 

[VSpaceBoy]

.......................

 

[VSpaceBoy]

....can you smell that?
smells like the soft -spoken ,heart-throb,Christian.

......................

 

[Seeker of Rock]

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Dear Sir,
for someone who talks so loud and tries to pawn himself off around here as a tough guy,you are actually pretty soft,aren't you?
i took it upon myself to listen to your music that you have posted,it is a complete waste of time,give it up,it's over for you,softy!
go into your bedroom and pray to a God that you could be half as talented and sexy as our client,the ever elusive Christian.
you will be contacted shortly due to the comments you posted here in a public forum .
problem is,you slandered my artist!
your gonna pay for that,wimp!
now,go deal with it!
Ted Philips/Mystery Records

Bring it on bitch! BTW, sounds like you have a thing for your "client"...one man referring to another as sexy...since this is you one in the same, I'd say you have quite the physical love for yourself going on. Come on, now...I'm curious...how many times a day you wack it to yourself? Hey, speaking of big talkers, betcha $100 I don't get a summons in the mail in 3-5 days!!

Stop it Mutt!!! Oh sorry, that was my manager/producer Mutt Lange replaying to you, not me. Yeah, I'm actually really cool and you should listen to more of my wonderful music and try to be sexy and cute and talented like me.
Christian's multiple personality syndrome...keep taking that Prozac, Sweetheart. Kiss, kiss, now, cutie

 

[Seeker of Rock]

You fucking idiots!
you got took!
see,my thread now has about 900 views,all the rest on this shitty website for novice "musicians" only have about 30 views!
people love to hate ya,it's like wrestling.
you fucking poo butts should understand the power of promotion a little better,still wouldn't help your awful songs any,but,hey!give it a try!
so,thanx for playing right into my hand,sheep such as yourselves always do.
practice,practice,practice fuckers!
now,kiss my ass!
Ted Philips/Mystery Records

Wow, very eloquent lawyerly talk there. I take everything back, Ted, you MUST be an attorney!