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Christian is miss guided in his ways of music and mixing. Go away man.
 
timboZ said:
This is the latest one I just got.

Sir,
have you come to your senses and decided to take a couple of steps down from your pedestal?
that is precisely what we here at Mystery Records thought you would do!
your stance was soft from the begining...
oh well,ya can't win em' all,Timmyboy!
If you would like,i will send you an 8x10 glossy of the
beautiful,complex -talent that we at Mystery Records know as,Christian.
Ted Philips/Mystery Records


Forget the 8x10 just send us a link or show us some of your credits.

And I think I won. I have a very nice basement studio (yes with some Behringer gear). All you have is a computer and an imagination.

If TimboZ steps down off his pedestal, then we will only see the top of his head!!!!! Besides, I'd rather see an 8x10 of TimboZ, than some glossy mystery, ted, christian, whomever.

Go, TimboZ. Get you a high-falutten lawyer, and stay up ontop of the old pedestal. Then, come ride on the bus with your good beer drinkin buds. After you get some money for all the libel and slander.
 
I just started a paypal account if anyone would like to donate for my defense fund. PM me and I will send you a link.



PS, Dogman you don’t want to see the top of my head, It is bald
 
ecktronic said:
Christian is miss guided in his ways of music and mixing. Go away man.
Sir,
I, (Ted Philips),have personally listened to the "songs" you have submitted to this bbs.they are awful!a downright embarrassment to be exact!
Here at Mystery Records we represent real "talent",such as our priority artist-the multi-talented,doe -eyed,Christian.
You fit into the catergory of "jealous fan".
until you up the ante with your own "music",i would suggest a tight- lip when commenting on our client,the dazzling Christian.
until you produce some work here that is half as good as Christian's,here at Mystery Records we suggest you control yourself.
if you choose not to show some oral control when concerning Christian,we here at Mystery Records will be forced to have you controlled.
compre?
Ted Philips/Mystery Records
 
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Madame,
The challenge that you are taking on is useless!
Here at Mystery Records we don't take kindly to, nor do we appreciate defamation of character,especially when concerning our priority artist,the charming Christian.
Please refrain from your smear campain and find a new hobby,music isn't going to work out for you any time soon.
Any further libel from you and I will see to it that you are banned from this bbs.
that will be step #1.
Ted Philips/Mystery Records


Keep going Teddyboy. Gathering all this evidence is my new hobby. I'm still waiting for your fake attorney to contact me. Would you like a phone number? Address?

By the way, who are you getting help from? Somebody MUST be typing these words for you. You're too fucking stupid to do it yourself.

You mother cuts socks in hell...
 
Mystery Records said:
Sir,
I, (Ted Philips),have personally listened to the "songs" you have submitted to this bbs.they are awful!a downright embarrassment to be exact!
Here at Mystery Records we represent real "talent",such as our priority artist-the multi-talented,doe -eyed,Christian.
You fit into the catergory of "jealous fan".
until you up the ante with your own "music",i would suggest a tight- lip when commenting on our client,the dazzling Christian.
until you produce some work here that is half as good as Christian's,here at Mystery Records we suggest you control yourself.
if you choose not to show some oral control when concerning Christian,we here at Mystery Records will be forced to have you controlled.
compre?
Ted Philips/Mystery Records

Funny, the 'dazzling, multi-talented, doe-eyed(?) Christian has never been heard of. This is a multi-national bbs, meaning world-wide. Not one of us has ever heard of this loser. If he's so fucking great, why has no one heard of him?

Take your fucking ball and go home.
 
Boo-Hoo

Stop Crying!
Accept your defeat like good TimboZ did.
You also shall receive an autographed 8x10 glossy of our client,the soulful.hypnotic-Christian.
Ted Philips/Mystery Records
 
YEAH!!!!! I finally got contacted. Here is the contact, and reply...
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Mystery Records said:
[B]Sir,
you have an awful big mouth for being such a small little talent,perhaps you should take a few pointers from our client,the adorable,Christian.
in future post's on this bbs,we here at Mystery Records kindly propose that you cease and desist from defaming the character of our priority act,the charming,provacative,Christian.
If you do not wish to comply by the rules that we are setting for you,I (Ted Philips),will see to it that you are handled in the proper manner,a manner you may find obnoxious and very costly.
If you don't want to start selling all of your instruments and gear to pay for your court cost,i would suggest a very tight-lip concerning our client,the gentle,wonderkind Christian.
Ted Philips/Mystery Records[/B]
My reply

"Just in case you are wondering, I am an attorney. If you wish to have further contact with me , contact my office. I don't believe you wish to have further contact with me, or anyone else on this BBS.
And for the record, FUCK OFF AND DIE!!!!!"

Sorry motherfucker probably actually belives that all people on here are loser little kids like himself, without ever thinking, some of us may actually be a bit more powerful than himself. But I would like a glossy photo of some adorable wonderkid. Actually, glossy photos of some naked chicks would be better. Maybe I'll go see what my wife is doing.....
 
Mystery Records said:
Stop Crying!
Accept your defeat like good TimboZ did.
You also shall receive an autographed 8x10 glossy of our client,the soulful.hypnotic-Christian.
Ted Philips/Mystery Records

TimboZ, did you really get a picture? Gonna share it with us, or will he take it back because we are naughty?
 
This crap is too funny. But please stop sending me your fill in the blank PM’s
If you have something to yet to me say it in this BBS.



Anyone know what the Ignore list is. Will it stop all the dumb PM's from this ass.


Christian I bet that you have more Behringer gear than I do.
 
Sir,
As i clearly stated before,it would be wise to not mention our client,the soft-spoken,Christian,again in a derogatory manner.
Just in case YOU are wondering,MY attorny is more powerful than YOU!KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT CONCERNING MY CLIENT!
Ted Philips/Mystery Records[/B][/COLOR][/I][/QUOTE]
No one is more powerful than I am. You can not tell me to keep my mouth shut, that is against the First Amendment. Maybe you should read it, if you can read, fuckwad.

Man, this pudwhacker is fucking ass stupid. He needs better material. Give me Walters, or give me Walter the Farting Dog.....
 
Here at Mystery records,we supply state of the art equipment for our artist's to create with,our priority artist,the irresistible,Christian uses these:

48 X 48 X 16 Class-A-Discrete Neve 8088 Console
48 inputs / 16 buss / 48 monitor channels / 4 Echo returns / Channel Insert & Monitor Mute automated via Flying Faders.
60 total Flying Fader inputs available w/ 12 Channel sidecar console.
(2) Neve 32264 Compressors
Ampex ATR-100 2trk
Alesis MasterLink
Panasonic DAT
Otari or HHB CD Recorders
Kenwood/Sony CD Players
JVC DVD Player
(2) TimeLine Lynx Synchronizers
API 550-A Equalizer Section (All Modules)
Christian likes it loud,these are the monitors he prefers:JBL/TAD Augspurger-designed 3-way bi-amp Custom Arrays
Yamaha NS-10M, Auratone T-6

Now,when you little boys grow up a tad and earn a little money,maybe you can play with big boy toys.
We here at Mystery Records have no interest in "demo makers",which you all seem to be on this bbs.
We at Mystery Records are interested in true talent,our client,the desirible,Christian is a model for "true talent.
Ted Philips/Mystery Records
 
Mystery Records said:
Stop Crying!
Accept your defeat like good TimboZ did.
You also shall receive an autographed 8x10 glossy of our client,the soulful.hypnotic-Christian.
Ted Philips/Mystery Records

I don't want your picture. I want YOUR ass in court. Come get me, or as they say, just BRING IT! Quit talking and lets see some fucking action, asshole. I look forward to testifying in court, complete with copies of every post you have made in this forum and elsewhere. And I look forward to getting you on the stand in the counter-suit. Then I can't wait to get your money. Then I'll put you out of business. Then I can't wait to catch you out back of the courthouse.

If your attorney were any good he'd tell you that sending threatening letters through email or otherwise over the internet is illegal and punishable by up to 8 years in jail and a 100,000 dollar fine. But then, you'd probably love prison. You could represent some big guy named Bubba and make him the star of the prison.

You really SHOULD find out who you're dealing with before opening that cock receptacle. Anybody who knows me will tell you that I don't like being pushed. I push back... only MUCH harder.

I'll bury you in court. Come get me!

You mother still cuts socks in hell...
 
Mystery Records said:
You also shall receive an autographed 8x10 glossy of our client,the soulful.hypnotic-Christian.
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Maybe a coincidence, but I knew a Ted Philips in the Chicago area that did some recording about 20 years ago (I played the guitar tracks)...his wife did vocals. He still has my chorus pedal. :mad:

But he did do good work... :rolleyes:
 
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noisedude said:
Very good - that gear list appears to have been copied straight out of this page:

http://www.sunsetsound.com/ss_equipment/ss_equipment_overview.html

Very Good,NoiseDude!
Yes,when you record at Sunset Sound,as our client,the un-approachable,Christian does,that is a list of gear that is used there!
Too bad they wouldn't let a novice such as yourself,noisedude,through the doors at Sunset Sound!
By chance,if you ever do get a job at Sunset Sound as a gopher or janitor or something more suitable for your talents,tell Craig H. that Ted say's "Hi"
Ted Philips/Mystery Records
 
Mystery Records said:
We here at Mystery Records have no interest in "demo makers",which you all seem to be on this bbs.
We at Mystery Records are interested in true talent,our client,the desirible,Christian is a model for "true talent.
Ted Philips/Mystery Records[/B][/COLOR]

Then why do you hang out here so fucking often? I think it is YOU who are jealous of US because you got no respect here. If you consider Christian 'talent' then you need to take a course in better judgement.

Bite me, doughboy...
 
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