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Sir,
i gave you ample warning to cease and desist from using my clients name in a public forum,you have decided to disobey my request so i have no choice but to take immediate actions against you.
by the way,next time you feel you need to look up our lawfirm,try and spell the name correctly!
you may get better results!
as we speak,a course of action is being filed.
you should be contacted within 3-5 days by our lawfirm.
i tried ti avoid these measures but you pushed a little too far,now you are gonna feel some heat,some mysterious heat..
you won't be the first,nor last,to feel the wrath of Mystery Records.
Ted Philips


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If your scary nonexistent lawfirm dosen't contact me in 3-5 days, do I get a prize?

until then,
 

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Supercreep said:
"Sir,
Mystery Records is very much a "real" company.
we take great pride in our clients and their art,slander will not be tolerated on any level,we will come after you and bare no expense in doing so.
we employ the law firm of L.Londell Mcmillan,feel free to research and contact them if you need to,you will find that you do not have the resources it takes to fight Mystery Records.
you have been warned repeatedley by myself,Ted Philips,on behalf of our artist,Christian.
now is not the time to "get brave",sir.
we will keep a steady eye on you until this matter is resolved.
Ted Philips/Mystery Records"



Oh man, I gotta get a piece of this action! :D :D
This statement "we will come after you..." is an implied threat. Attorneys know better than to spew a weak-worded threat like this. It reminds me of that SPAM I got a few years ago from a "lawyer" telling me to send the e-mail to as many friends as possible because Microsoft was trying to spread the word about this or that and they would send me a check in the mail for doing so...the text went something like 'and this is not a scam...I am a lawyer, and I know the law." :D :D :D
Shit man, this stuff is GOLD! I don't like to be mean to people, but...alright, yeah I do.
HEY MYSTERY RECORDS,
You shitwads want to come after me too? BTW, that was slander. Look out, I believe another one is coming right...here, you PIGFUCKER!! Let's throw a little false allegation into this omelette, shall we? CHRISTIAN fucks barnyard animals!!! MYSTERY RECORDS stiffs clients for money and routinely violates posted copyright laws!!
TED PHILIPS eats rabbit testicles for breakfast and sniffs the farts for dessert. TED also gets jammed in the poopshoot by his father on a bi-weekly basis. I proclaim this to be fact, here and now.
MYSTERY RECORDS...ok, raggy. Rets ret into da Mystery ran, now. Eee, hee, heee, hee, heee. Zoiks! Scoob, I don't think there is such a thing! Guess it was just our imagination.

Alright MYSTERY RECORD ATTORNEYS or TED PHILIPS (John Doe), come at me beotch.
Oh, and for the record, you did claim to be a legal attorney in the United States, did you not? If it weren't for the anonymous nature of this thread, I would probably file a state claim against your ass for false representation or intent to practice without a license, little Christian.

What do you think...Christian is about 16 years old or so? Has to be young with all the ignorance he is trying to shovel out and expect people to REALLY believe. This is a GREAT THREAD!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Dear Sir,
for someone who talks so loud and tries to pawn himself off around here as a tough guy,you are actually pretty soft,aren't you?
i took it upon myself to listen to your music that you have posted,it is a complete waste of time,give it up,it's over for you,softy!
go into your bedroom and pray to a God that you could be half as talented and sexy as our client,the ever elusive Christian.
you will be contacted shortly due to the comments you posted here in a public forum .
problem is,you slandered my artist!
your gonna pay for that,wimp!
now,go deal with it!
Ted Philips/Mystery Records
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Pucker Up!!!

You fucking idiots!
you got took!
see,my thread now has about 900 views,all the rest on this shitty website for novice "musicians" only have about 30 views!
people love to hate ya,it's like wrestling.
you fucking poo butts should understand the power of promotion a little better,still wouldn't help your awful songs any,but,hey!give it a try!
so,thanx for playing right into my hand,sheep such as yourselves always do.
practice,practice,practice fuckers!
now,kiss my ass!
Ted Philips/Mystery Records
 
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Dear Sir,
for someone who talks so loud and tries to pawn himself off around here as a tough guy,you are actually pretty soft,aren't you?
i took it upon myself to listen to your music that you have posted,it is a complete waste of time,give it up,it's over for you,softy!
go into your bedroom and pray to a God that you could be half as talented and sexy as our client,the ever elusive Christian.
you will be contacted shortly due to the comments you posted here in a public forum .
problem is,you slandered my artist!
your gonna pay for that,wimp!
now,go deal with it!
Ted Philips/Mystery Records
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ROFLMFAO! Ha ha ha.....damn your funny!

Thanks for the laughs Ted.

BTW, how far did you go in school? You have problems with grammar.
 
Mystery Records said:
You fucking idiots!
you got took!
see,my thread now has about 900 views,all the rest on this shitty website for novice "musicians" only have about 30 views!
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Like I said, the retard needs major therapy. He's proud that he got POSTS in a FORUM!!!
That's almost as insane as thinking it matters if you get a lot of plays at SOUNDCLICK. And I bet that's what he was hoping to accomplish. He was hoping to get people to help move his song up some meaningless chart at a website where the only people that visit are OTHER MUSICIANS. That's why I made it a point NOT to listen to his song, because that's what he wanted. I've seen losers, but this brainless, dickless wonder is a classic.
 
Mystery Records said:
You fucking idiots!
you got took!
see,my thread now has about 900 views,all the rest on this shitty website for novice "musicians" only have about 30 views!
people love to hate ya,it's like wrestling.
you fucking poo butts should understand the power of promotion a little better,still wouldn't help your awful songs any,but,hey!give it a try!
so,thanx for playing right into my hand,sheep such as yourselves always do.
practice,practice,practice fuckers!
now,kiss my ass!
Ted Philips/Mystery Records
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Awesome!! You know your right!! Shit, why didnt we think of that?!?!
You know I could go on out.. get shit on by medium sized farm animals,(as you clearly do), then when I'm ready for some major press, fuck my neighbors dog to death. (yes we saw your picture).

I can't wait!!, then I'm going to buy a big ass bag of marshmellows to roast over the bonfire of my own cds at my release party!! YES!!


mmm.. sheep
 

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Mystery Records said:
You fucking idiots!
you got took!
see,my thread now has about 900 views,all the rest on this shitty website for novice "musicians" only have about 30 views!
people love to hate ya,it's like wrestling.
you fucking poo butts should understand the power of promotion a little better,still wouldn't help your awful songs any,but,hey!give it a try!
so,thanx for playing right into my hand,sheep such as yourselves always do.
practice,practice,practice fuckers!
now,kiss my ass!
Ted Philips/Mystery Records
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Uhhhh...you got ADHD or something?
Views have absoloutely no meaning whatsoever. It is the RE-views that mean something. And your reviews total squat.
And sir, you should highly consider retracting your libeless remarks. As I type, my VERY POWERFUL lawyer, I. P. OnYouWithGreatPleasure, is preparing documented proof of your focktardation. So it would be wise for you to go and fock yourself. Bare your arse sir, that I may insert something of great delight. If you only knew the ways of FRAU SPANKENHEIMER!!! You have merely brought a moment or two of amusement, and an opportunity for me to release my PMS rantings. You do not make a pimple on anyones arse here on this forum with your self-implyed talent. You are only so-so. And you have not the needed talent, or passion of the art, to accomplish more than what MILLI-VANNILI did. You have my pity. Have a nice day. :)
 
man, I just felt some mysterious heat!!!! Oh, wait. I farted. It's gone now. I guess I am a poo butt.
 
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Uhhhh...you got ADHD or something?
Views have absoloutely no meaning whatsoever. It is the RE-views that mean something. And your reviews total squat.
And sir, you should highly consider retracting your libeless remarks. As I type, my VERY POWERFUL lawyer, I. P. OnYouWithGreatPleasure, is preparing documented proof of your focktardation. So it would be wise for you to go and fock yourself. Bare your arse sir, that I may insert something of great delight. If you only knew the ways of FRAU SPANKENHEIMER!!! You have merely brought a moment or two of amusement, and an opportunity for me to release my PMS rantings. You do not make a pimple on anyones arse here on this forum with your self-implyed talent. You are only so-so. And you have not the needed talent, or passion of the art, to accomplish more than what MILLI-VANNILI did. You have my pity. Have a nice day. :)
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I'ds get me a lawyer, but thay don't allow them in this here prison thingy. I am in here because some guy mad shitty music, and then said he would sue me if I didn't listen. So I fucked him up the ass until he was a poo butt. Now he is just a mystery......
 
I think Ted Christian is the guy that keeps sending me e-mails entitled "Elarge your penis!!!"...Which is quite a relief. I thought they were coming from ex-girlfriends.
 
Reminds me of John Doe at the end of Seven. You want him dead, but then he wins. The exact oposite here. We want the thread's entertainment values, but then he wins. AHAHAHAHAAAAAAaaa :(
 
i finally got a mystery records pm!!!!!!!

i think i'm cool now :D


(you don't even want to know what my reply said)
 
I wonder if I will get sued for plagiarism for posting his pm’s

This is the latest one.


Multi-Million Dollar Basement...

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Sir,
you have started a battle that you cannot possibly win.
as for a "basement",i am sure you would know more about that than we would,we actually have really nice,air-conditioned offices overlooking glorious Lake Michigan.
don't try to play mr. innocent with us now,sir!
accept responsibility for your slander!
Ted Philips/Mystery Records

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"Multi-Million Dollar Basement...

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Sir,
you have started a battle that you cannot possibly win.
as for a "basement",i am sure you would know more about that than we would,we actually have really nice,air-conditioned offices overlooking glorious Lake Michigan.
don't try to play mr. innocent with us now,sir!
accept responsibility for your slander!
Ted Philips/Mystery Records"

Is that Lake Michigan, Ireland? :rolleyes:
 

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