To: Ted Philips/Mystery Records
From: Phil Teldip/Mirage Sound Inc.
Re: #1 on Soundclick
Dear sir,
We tried to contact you at your Lake Michigan, Ireland offices, but the guards there said we must have a mis-spelling of your business title.
Thankfully we were able to locate you here.
Let me take this opportunity to congratulate you on your recent success on Soundclick. Normally one must wade through hundreds of Muzak contributions at the supermarket before finally chancing upon a true talent as you have found in Christian. After listening to 'This Crazy World..' we took a copy to our marketing director, who confirmed our revelations as to the quality recording, and sheer emotional impact this song will have once it is released outside of Soundclick.
That being said, we take the same amount of pride in managing our clients as well, and felt that a song like this shouldn't be wasted on an obvious wannabe like yourself or Christian. Therefore, we have taken it upon ourselves to re-record the song in our studios using many of the talented individuals who represent our client base.
We feel that in doing so, we can get this masterpiece out to the masses, without the obvious compromise on quality your studios and management team was providing.
Again, thank you for this opportunity. We look forward to polishing more of your mediocrity in the future.
Sincerely,
Phil Teldip
Mirage Sound Inc.
Las Vegas, England