The Mastering Guys Say... Har-bal sucks?

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I think Hard-Ball is Myhat Broke`s (Aaron Fuckin munoz) Papa (sugardady).

He`s the one makin Aaron come of as the sweet happy puppy he is.

and I`m not sure but I think he wears a leather cap, and yeah its in one piece :D
 
I am a kangaroo? :mad:

Funny how Glen doesn't like people to hear his work.
 
I think this whole mastering thing is just a tool of the recording industry establishment used to try and keep a brother down. I think the ME's are in tight with the DAW software companies. The ME's pay the software people to purposely write the programs so that no matter how good your mix is or how loud you make it, you can never get it "good" until you send it to be mastered and they unlock the secret code and your mix automatically sounds good.
It's a conspiracy I tell you and HAR BAL has figured it out. It won't be long my friends and we will all be Mastering Engineers!!

:D :D
 
apl said:
So it was the MEs who pulled off 9/11?
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Crap, I should have put that together. It all makes sense now.

Pretty sneaky sis.
 
EdWonbass said:
I think this whole mastering thing is just a tool of the recording industry establishment used to try and keep a brother down. I think the ME's are in tight with the DAW software companies. The ME's pay the software people to purposely write the programs so that no matter how good your mix is or how loud you make it, you can never get it "good" until you send it to be mastered and they unlock the secret code and your mix automatically sounds good.
It's a conspiracy I tell you and HAR BAL has figured it out. It won't be long my friends and we will all be Mastering Engineers!!

:D :D
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Also. I think that my flat screen monitor is watching me...........I am being watched by the government through my monitor AND they tapped into my 2" recorder. They have files, THEY HAVE FILES!
 
MCI2424 said:
Also. I think that my flat screen monitor is watching me...........I am being watched by the government through my monitor AND they tapped into my 2" recorder. They have files, THEY HAVE FILES!
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MEs have an organization like the Freemasons. I would tell all of you where the next meeting is but then I would have to kill you, so you wouldn't be able to come anyway.
 
masteringhouse said:
MEs have an organization like the Freemasons. I would tell all of you where the next meeting is but then I would have to kill you, so you wouldn't be able to come anyway.
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That organisation must have trouble growing. :eek:
 
Since I am the supreme voice of reason on all matters sandwich related; I take an even handed approach. To wit: Mayo on even numbered days, Miracle Whip on odds. Nuff said. PS: Dijon mustard needs to return to france (caps omitted). :D
 
Thurgood said:
Mayo on even numbered days, Miracle Whip on odds. Nuff said. PS: Dijon mustard needs to return to france (caps omitted). :D
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So, no caps on france, but you're down with caps on Mayo, Dijon, Miracle whip....and Nuff. You saying these things are more important than france????

Hmmmmmmmmmmm.................you might have something there. :D :p :eek:
 
Do the French claim you? I heard a story about a young man's spurned advances. He was trying to convince a French girl that he, a French-Canadian, was French, too. She vehemently disagreed.
 
Ok, Dijon (located in france, and capitalized) is somewaht useful for things such as salad dressing (not to be confused with Miracle Whip which for whatever reason is labeled as a salad dressing). But there is no faster path to ass taste that to smear a "bit" with Grey Poupon. Do ya think it is spelled that way as a coincidence??
 
apl said:
Do the French claim you? I heard a story about a young man's spurned advances. He was trying to convince a French girl that he, a French-Canadian, was French, too. She vehemently disagreed.
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Well, I'm an English Montrealer, which isn't that rare, there are a few million of us. But I speak french at times at work and meet french people all the time. Girls dig my accent when I speak french. :) In fact, my present gitlfriend is the first English girl I go out with in years...You got to love those french girls, man.

French Quebecers don't really have that much in common with The French, other than the language.....and it is more of an "artisan" society, traditionally, I guess.
 
I just had some har-bal tea; it was tasty.

Excuse me now, I have to go wash off the testosterone... :)
 
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