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LMAO.....it's about time this thread took off again! Bob's been slackin on us lately. Haven't heard from him in a while either.....you there uncle Bob?


bd
 
Hey, Buck! I know I haven’t been around for a while, but I’ve been busy writing the NEW BOOK!!!”How To Make $10 Million Running A Demo Studio!”, which will be in the stores in July. It describes how much money you can make fleeci…. I mean “helping” young songwriters realize their dream. It also includes:

How To Establish A Phony Publishing Company
Where To Get Old LP’s Gold-Plated
Advanced Internet Spamming
The ‘Critique’ Goldmine

And….

The ‘Contract’- Making The Most Of The Ignorant!

If you are contemplating the Music Business, it’s a must-read!


Billy Joe has been on the road with Daisy Mae and Pashop’s band. The pirate costumes are a big hit, although all that silk is causing some nasty rashes. There was a little trouble down in Texas, with some good ole boys making wisecracks, but when the band drew their sabers, they quieted on down. It pays to use real props!

We also have a new act, Johnny Dallas, but more on him later, as soon as his check clears.

Remember – the real money isn’t in the Music Business. It’s in the Music Business Business!


Sincerely,


Buffalo Bob Swindell
Navaho Indian Reservation
Albuquerque, N.M.
 
Tonos

For anyone that does not know........auto renewal policy with no notice.............damn I hate that small print.

Joined for a year and David Foster never called once
 
pashop said:
Tonos

For anyone that does not know........auto renewal policy with no notice.............damn I hate that small print.
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It's on the signup page.
 
All I was infering was it would be nice to get notice similar to that of a web domain register so that you could make the decision weather or not to stay. I find most companies who do auto renewals are companies who generally have little to offer and like to suck the life blood out of the clients who they know would probably not have the expiry date written down.
I think its good business practice to keep your customers informed ................like they spam the shit out of ya the least they can do is tell ya when your year is up.


Wait a sec...........thats how the porn sites work as well.
Its all coming into focus
 
crap Im a "Senior Member"
Do I get 20% off at Hooters now.

PS Dave the Hooters downtown is the worst one I have ever been to.
 
There is more to Hooters than just the meat Dave





























no wait..................let me think about that
 
David Hooper said:
Wouldn't know...I'm vegetarian.
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NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who'd a thunk it?
Dave you DO know what a Hooters is don't you? I somehow get the feeling a nice fat set in your face is repulsive. Don't really care to see those skimpy little shorts walkin by...huh?


bd
 
bdbdbuck said:
Would you eat them in a box?
Would you eat them with a fox?

bd
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Not in a box!
Not with a Fox... ummm ok... MAYBE with Pam Anderson (Or whatever she's calling herself these days)
 
I was in Port Huron Mich the other day and went to Hooters.....................................................man they make a killer chicken sandwich.

Just wanted everyone to know I have been off of all the " we want to make you a big star" sites for almost six months now. Its been tough but with the help of my therapist "Heidi" I have made a full recovery.
Now if I can stop using crack it will be all good

ps.......so close to 4K .............I just had to
 
I started reading...there were 4 pages....

I got to the 4th page...there were 6 pages...

I got to the 6th page...there 8!

so I read some more...

At the bottom of the 8th page...there were 10 pages...

I got to page 10.

There were

no

more

pages!!!

Somebody better do some fast typin RIGHT NOW or Im climbing the ladder to the bell tower...this is almost as enthralling as "Mixerman & Bitchslap"...I WANT MORE PAGES!!!! TYPE DAMN YOU!! TYPE!! surely Dave, you got something you could sell to get this thing livened up again...maybe defend your reputation again?? Ive got $100US in my hand just waiting to see how this turns out!!!
 
Did somebody say "sell"?




Allow me to take this opportunity to announce the NEW CD by Country Music's Newest Megastar......Johnny Dallas!

The CD, entitled "Lonely Nights On The Range", features Johnny and his trusty sidekick Pecos Bill, singing and yodeling their way into your hearts. Ten tunes destined to become Country-Western classics, including: "Rainbow Cowboy", "Tears In My Beer", ""Not That There's Anything Wrong With That" and the new single - "Caballeros"!


Catch Johnny Dallas and Pecos Bill LIVE at the Starmaker Music Conference in Lubbock Texas on June 12, 2003, being held at the Lubbock Grange Hall. Also on the bill, Billy Joe Maples introduces his new CD, entitled "Double-Clutching Diesel Man". Kicking off the Conference, Buffalo Bob Swindell will regale you with his knowledge of the Music Business Business, and show you how you can make $100 million dollars in promoting, marketing and otherwise scamming stupid rubes out of their hard-earned money! Don’t miss it!!!!




Buffalo Bob Swindell
C.E.O.
The Starmaker Machine
Happy Trails Trailer Park
Lutz, Fl.
 

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