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pashop
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Thats how to do it .........lots of posts
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pashop
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Why didn't I think of that...............I know its pretty tough to get all my thinking into one reply.
Glad you got out for the week Dave and yes I have heard of SXSW. I suppose you said that to impress or belittle neither of which worked.
We have a good time here with or without you. To be honest I think people just post on here now to keep the thread up. I think everything relevant has been said.
Glad you got out for the week Dave and yes I have heard of SXSW. I suppose you said that to impress or belittle neither of which worked.
We have a good time here with or without you. To be honest I think people just post on here now to keep the thread up. I think everything relevant has been said.
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as part of the get put up a million replys:
I bought several of Bobs books and last year made $500,000. Its abit short of what the book said but Im hoping the yard sale section will bring me over the top.
The playing in front of the laundry mat has not only made us tons of coinage but it has kept the band clean.
The fact that Bob sells his book door to door I think is what separates him from the rest. Thats bible thumper getup he wears kills me.
Great work Bob
I bought several of Bobs books and last year made $500,000. Its abit short of what the book said but Im hoping the yard sale section will bring me over the top.
The playing in front of the laundry mat has not only made us tons of coinage but it has kept the band clean.
The fact that Bob sells his book door to door I think is what separates him from the rest. Thats bible thumper getup he wears kills me.
Great work Bob
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David Hooper said:
Hey Pash,
Too bad you weren't on that flight, you coulda got a free invite to Dave's party! Woohoo!
Bob,
I keep looking for my complimentary copy of your new book, I guess it's lost in the mail.
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bdbdbuck
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Ok, Lets see........on the flight to sxsw, handing out party invitations to everyone on the plane........there's fame and fortune for ya! Oh, got a mention in a Nashville rag too...can't forget that!
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bdbdbuck said:
Call it what you will, but Nashville Rage goes out to 80,000 people per week.
I'm not above getting out there and promoting my party myself. Nobody said this business was all about fame and fortune.
bdbdbuck
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David Hooper said:
PAID circulation?
Like I said, a rag.
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pashop
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Its all fun till someone takes your T Bird away
Chapter 13 in the Starmaker book
Chapter 13 in the Starmaker book
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Myx62
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Dave, your not above reproach. I don't care who you are or who you think you are. The recent spam attack was real childish at best and Malicious at worst. The saddest thing is one of the emails had the name David Hooper mentioned in it. Go figure.
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David Hooper
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Myx62 said:
What are you talking about?
David
ps- it's YOU'RE...and is YOU ARE.
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pashop
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spam attack.....wow
Since we opted out of support for the US on the war were just not getting the spam we used to here in Canada.....its a sign of things to come.
(note to all flamers that was a joke )
Since we opted out of support for the US on the war were just not getting the spam we used to here in Canada.....its a sign of things to come.
(note to all flamers that was a joke )
bdbdbuck
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David Hooper said:
Hey, don't mess with this guy......he's written a book! Looks like he might have spellcheck too! Look at the bright side though Dave, if the music biz doesn't work out, you can always become a second grade teacher.
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pashop
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I know this is off topic .......just thought it might lighten the load on another day of WARTV
( Please keep in mind these are not spelling mistakes .......thats all part of it )
Subject: FW: : Emergency Request of Canada from the US
Emergency request of Canada from the U.S.
President George W. Bush called Prime Minister Jean
Chretien with a pressing emergency; "Our largest condom factory has
exploded," the American President cried. "My people's favourite form
of birth control! This is a disaster!"
"George, da Canajian pipple would be 'appy to do anyt'ing wit' in der power to 'elp you," replied the Prime Minister.
"I do need your help," said Bush. "Could you possibly send us 1,000,000 condoms ASAP to tide us over?"
"Certainment! I will get on hit right haway," said Jean. "Oh, and one small favour, please?" said President George W.
"Oui?" "
Could the condoms be red, white and blue, and at least 10 inches long, with a 4 inch diameter?" asked Bush.
"No prob'lem," replied the Prime Minister, and with that Chretien hung up and called the President of Trojan.
"I need a favour. You got to make 1,000,000 condoms right haway,and sen'dem to Hamerica."
"Consider it done," said the President of Trojan. "Great! Now listen mon ami. Dey haf to be rouge, blanc et bleu in colour, hat least 10 hinches
long, and 4 hinches in dia'meter." "That's easily done. Anything else?"
"Yes," said the Prime Minister, ".... print on dem;
MADE IN CANADA, size: SMALL."
( Please keep in mind these are not spelling mistakes .......thats all part of it )
Subject: FW: : Emergency Request of Canada from the US
Emergency request of Canada from the U.S.
President George W. Bush called Prime Minister Jean
Chretien with a pressing emergency; "Our largest condom factory has
exploded," the American President cried. "My people's favourite form
of birth control! This is a disaster!"
"George, da Canajian pipple would be 'appy to do anyt'ing wit' in der power to 'elp you," replied the Prime Minister.
"I do need your help," said Bush. "Could you possibly send us 1,000,000 condoms ASAP to tide us over?"
"Certainment! I will get on hit right haway," said Jean. "Oh, and one small favour, please?" said President George W.
"Oui?" "
Could the condoms be red, white and blue, and at least 10 inches long, with a 4 inch diameter?" asked Bush.
"No prob'lem," replied the Prime Minister, and with that Chretien hung up and called the President of Trojan.
"I need a favour. You got to make 1,000,000 condoms right haway,and sen'dem to Hamerica."
"Consider it done," said the President of Trojan. "Great! Now listen mon ami. Dey haf to be rouge, blanc et bleu in colour, hat least 10 hinches
long, and 4 hinches in dia'meter." "That's easily done. Anything else?"
"Yes," said the Prime Minister, ".... print on dem;
MADE IN CANADA, size: SMALL."
bdbdbuck
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Funny you mention that, unless I'm mistaken the very same thing was done during WW2 in Germany......only not red, white and blue, and "made in USA"......for real!
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Myx62
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David Hooper said:
Dave, I don't recall ever saying that. Can you explain in a little more depth please? Im a little confused on the issues at hand.
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pashop
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I think Dave is about to give in to my promotion in Nashville offer. He himself is now doubting his ability as the self proclaimed promotion guru....the tofu and yoga have just not been enough to stimulate his mind plus now with the added goal of getting six Canadians into US/Nashville the stakes are even higher. Will he show the world that he truly is the man or will starmaker roll over him like a duck on a June bug.
I will keep you posted:
And I don't care what anyone says about the Dixie Chicks those two sisters look great in leather pants
And last but not least:
Richard and Dave fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money; between them, they came to a staggering 50 cents.
Dave said 'Hang on, I have an $100,000.00 idea'. He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.
Richard: 'Are you crazy? Now we haven't got any money left at all'.
Dave: 'Don't worry - just follow me'.
He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints and two shots of Jack Daniels.
Richard: 'Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!'
Dave: 'Don't worry, I have a plan. Cheers'
They had their drinks.
Dave said ' OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.'
Said and done, the barkeep noticed them, went berserk and threw them out. They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk all for free.
At the 10th pub Richard said 'Mate - I don't think I can do any more o' this. I'm pissed and me knees are killin' me!'
Dave said ' How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the 3rd pub...'
I will keep you posted:
And I don't care what anyone says about the Dixie Chicks those two sisters look great in leather pants
And last but not least:
Richard and Dave fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money; between them, they came to a staggering 50 cents.
Dave said 'Hang on, I have an $100,000.00 idea'. He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.
Richard: 'Are you crazy? Now we haven't got any money left at all'.
Dave: 'Don't worry - just follow me'.
He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints and two shots of Jack Daniels.
Richard: 'Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!'
Dave: 'Don't worry, I have a plan. Cheers'
They had their drinks.
Dave said ' OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.'
Said and done, the barkeep noticed them, went berserk and threw them out. They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk all for free.
At the 10th pub Richard said 'Mate - I don't think I can do any more o' this. I'm pissed and me knees are killin' me!'
Dave said ' How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the 3rd pub...'
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David Hooper
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Now you're being homophobic.
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pashop
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who's your daddy
hehe......haha....snicker snicker....hehe
hehe......haha....snicker snicker....hehe
bdbdbuck
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LMFAO!!!!!!
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Dude, that's a good one!
BTW....the reply made my fudgepackometer explode! Now I gotta get a new one!
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Dude, that's a good one!
BTW....the reply made my fudgepackometer explode! Now I gotta get a new one!
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Myx62
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LMFAO!!!
The truth is stranger than fiction....
Dave, I do not understand where you get the term homophobic from Pashop's exclusive. Homophobia is the fear of being a homo.
Aw Dave, your not going to get politically correct on us are you?
The truth is stranger than fiction....
Dave, I do not understand where you get the term homophobic from Pashop's exclusive. Homophobia is the fear of being a homo.
Aw Dave, your not going to get politically correct on us are you?