^^^^I just realized that Beato kind of looks like the incredible and universally beloved Michael McDonald.
I don't know if any of you have ever heard of him. You should check him out. He has such a loyal following that, legend has it, even the most minor perceived slight directed at him, no matter how trivial and humorous, causes grown men, and more specifically old men, to instantly breakdown in tears, throw temper tantrums, accuse people of hate crimes, and lose all self-respect.
Sounds like an urban legend. But I've seen it with my own eyes.