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BigRay said:
How about im a lazy no good fuck and the half witted trifling sisters of unmotivation we dont do any research ourselves but love asking stupid fucking questions ad nauseum.


or:

Note to self: Remove raging hardon from asshole






:D

I keed I keed
 
How about The Feckless Feckers

or Famous Anus

or Fist for Your Lovin



Gold. Just golden
 
random.hero said:
lol yeah...
just brainstorm with the band...
opposite names sound cool
like "invisible scar'
or "retard smart"

Well if thats the case why not call the band "The Oxy-Morons"
 
A few pooh oriented titles:
The Osmond's Dark Secret
Sinktah Sphinktah
R.S.M (Rapid Sphincter Movement)
Whacko Jacko's Magazine Collection
The Only Person In The U.S. Who Hasn't Seen Janet Jackson's Pastie
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Forum Bore' em
Here's one that hasn't been used since the late 70's
The Turd Burglars
 
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Ah, Chosen Few has been in use for a while.
Here are some sad ones - bands I've been in:
Archer
Purple Velvet
Granite
The Talented Few
The Teutonics (except the silly fellows in this band spelt it Tutonics & NOT intentionally)
The Naked Igwanaz
The Brown Rice Trio
& of course
Pygmy Beat
But try something new - grab your fav book, throw open onto bed with girlfriend, recover book chose pithy three word phrase from the slightly worse for wear pages - works every time for me.
OR the Bowie technique.
Cut out many variations said words or phrases throw into box, rattle around, pull out and stick down lines until something get you.
Bowie worked with this system a bit post Ziggy & I think before doing the Aladdin Sane Tour of the US which became david Live.
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Are examples
But do it with your mates, after a couple of whatevers.
 
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The Oxy-Continentals

MILF (could be a great album titile too!)

Never-Ending Teenage Hardon--- featuring their hit MILF
 
The Leather Vegans? That's gold and I'm having it.
 
The Twats

The Butchers' Leavings

Toxic Box Syndrome
 
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