Thanks a million for indulging my skewed sense of humor, everybody.
Participant--hell, I used the time proven method on that guitar--a secret i let Chessrock have for free! Tube preamp into triple tube exciter into barcus berry box (set at full process) into Tube MP and then into another Tube MP for extra crackle and warmth.

"If it sizzles, it must be HOT" Thats my motto!
B. Sabbath--You ain't one o them spikey hair basterds yerseff are ya? I ain't sayin I'm agin ya, but if you want a contract with my record company, you better have a slew o compliments. And, it would help if ya knew Kim Basinger real good
Guernica--"Sometimes just a smile is worth a thousand 32nd note arpeggios, and ground-breaking productions." Thats all it was for, believe me. Unless some record company wants to put it out and pay me. Fat chance eh?!
Mixmkr--thats the right idea there! (Sam, pay attention to ol' Mix. Hes going to the head of the class) Words like "pure enjoyment" just might land you that big record deal. You don't know Kim Bassinger do ya?
Fenderlickingood, Mkg, Sluice, Fed, TripleM--thanks to all for the play and the fun comments.
Mkg--You a record exec too? We gotta get together and share company secrets. You probably don't know Kim Bassinger either, or DO ya? Listen, I got a group for ya--its a cross between, Brittany Spears, trance techno, and bluegrass. I think it could be a BIG moneymaker...