
chrisharris
King of Bling
Aren't you all supposed to be working? LOL. This is a fun thread for me, b/c it's not personal when it comes to the writing; I always kinda' cringe a bit when I post an original...like baring your soul, eh? Anyway, I'm gonna' go backwards here, because I'm all screwed up and weird.
Sluice - <----(haven't memorized which letters are capitalized yet
): Okay, speaking as an incredibly lazy "engineer" when it comes to drums, is there any way to automate the dynamic thing you were talking about, or do I just have to kinda envelope the snare in places to break it up a bit? The "r's,"...hahahahaha... I'm glad you think it sounds somewhat authentic, b/c nothing sounds worse to me than somebody sounding like they're "faking" a country accent...which is what I'm doing in this song...or trying to, anyway. Crawdad does it perfectly, and he's from DETROIT?!?!. The original artist is from Kentucky, and I like his version so much, I didn't do much differently. Normally, I wouldn't tackle a cover tune just to reproduce the original, b/c mine's always gonna' sound worse, as in this case... (what's the point in PROVING how shitty an "engineer" I am, right?), but this is what the band wanted, and I do love the song. As far as the original, it doesn't have an organ in it; uses an accordian, but the panning is close to the original. Kramer posted a link to the tune, and even though it's not your bag, you might give it a listen...(plug for Knight).
Powderfinger - Hahahaha...I didn't think about this being confused with that other song, which I believe is the current gay nation theme song (not that there's anything wrong with that
). The organ is from a keyboard that Mixmkr ordered me to buy several months ago (Alesis QS 6.1). The only decent sounds I can get out of it are "organ" based...LOL... probably b/c I don't know what a real organ sounds like. Thanks for checking it out.
Kramer - Thanks for posting the link...I love the guy. I have to tell you that I almost came unglued when I first read your post, b/c I thought you wrote "Autotunized." ROTFLMAO. I'm not sick of the Antares effect yet, but using it on this tune would have been sacrilege.
. Yeah, I'll take the "AUSTIN" comment as a supreme compliment. Thanks again, man.
JR#97 - Kramer posted a link to the original artist, and you ESPECIALLY should check him out. I recorded this one, b/c we cover it live, but he has others that are just absolutely genius-ish. (I'd recommend "Summer of 75," "Send A Boat," and/or "The Band Is Playing Too Slow." Anyway, the outro was done by taking the accordian, a telecaster, a bass patch from the Alesis, the real bass, a mando, and the Martin and mashing them all together in a seperate mix, which I tried to fade in at the end; the tremelo was applied to the tele only, and I honestly don't know which Waves phase shifter thing I used...I just listened to about 20 until I hit the one that sounded most like the original. Ever notice that I type too much?
erichenryus - Wow, man. Your post sounded NOTHING like you (i.e., me). I laughed my ass off at your "I can't double any guitar" comment in another thread...THAT sounded like me.
But I guess I asked for it with the drum experiment comment. I'm trying a new thing with the drums, and the base of them is from (*gulp*) www.loopology.com . LOL. I can't believe I even typed that. Anyhoo, the samples work directly with my recording software, so it makes the job a TON easier. And yeah, I tried a different ambient snare in a place to make it sound not quite so "the same," without really thinking about how that would be absolutely impossible in real life. BAHAHAhahaha. Drums baffle me. Funny you should mention monitors...I just got an early Christmas present (Event PS-5 nearfields), and they actually make mixing the bass harder. (Low end stops at 50Hz, so none of the "feel" bass comes through). One thing I've noticed about my mixes is that sometimes when I put one in my car, what sounded okay on the monitors turns to absolute mud and rumble...so I'm a bit gun-shy about the low end. I'm tending to err on the side of caution, and just rolling off everything below about 50Hz so my monitors don't have the chance to lie to me. I would be interested to see how it sounds on your other system, though. VERY interested.
W.I.S.C. - I hate country too...LOL. At least, what's passing for country these days. I won't rant about it here, but country radio has turned into the great american wasteland of absolute shit. If I were king, Chris Knight would get airplay over [insert name of current country superstar] every day. Thanks for listeneing.
MMM - First off...thanks for listening. Secondly, WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT STANZA SOUNDS CONTRIVED?!?!?!?!? Hahahaha...you picked on my favorite verse of all time, so I MUST assume that you couldn't understand my muttled vocal... So here are the words to the GREATEST verse ever:
There ought to be a side-show act for freaks like me,
I could be the star of the show with my name on the marquee,
In a room with a big read button that says "Danger, Do NOT Touch,"
Twice a day I'd mash it down and you could watch me self-destruct
I'm (sort of) kidding with you, but either way, I didn't write it.
toki987 - Yeah, that "thing" at the beginning is a bad edit where I took out an audible "beep" that dres pointed out... (noise from my 5 yr-old's latest toy). I should just redo the git part, but I'm gonna' run it by the band and see if anybody notices. (can you say LAZ-E?). Thanks.
G-MAN - I actually believe you when you say you'll listen later... b/c you usually do, and I appreciate it. Thanks for the comments on the vocal...If you listen to the original, you'll see that I don't have *Shi-Zat* on the original. Yeah, I'm a fan.
scottboyner - Thanks man...your current offering is very damned good, so I really appreciate it...(just crank that bass a bit
). And don't make us wait for another one. The 99 Red Balloons thing totally kicked ass too, and I refuse to believe it was your first effort. 
Thanks for listening guys - I'm gonna' screw with the drums a bit more, and I appreciate any and all comments along those lines.
Bye (for now)
Chris
Sluice - <----(haven't memorized which letters are capitalized yet

Powderfinger - Hahahaha...I didn't think about this being confused with that other song, which I believe is the current gay nation theme song (not that there's anything wrong with that

Kramer - Thanks for posting the link...I love the guy. I have to tell you that I almost came unglued when I first read your post, b/c I thought you wrote "Autotunized." ROTFLMAO. I'm not sick of the Antares effect yet, but using it on this tune would have been sacrilege.

JR#97 - Kramer posted a link to the original artist, and you ESPECIALLY should check him out. I recorded this one, b/c we cover it live, but he has others that are just absolutely genius-ish. (I'd recommend "Summer of 75," "Send A Boat," and/or "The Band Is Playing Too Slow." Anyway, the outro was done by taking the accordian, a telecaster, a bass patch from the Alesis, the real bass, a mando, and the Martin and mashing them all together in a seperate mix, which I tried to fade in at the end; the tremelo was applied to the tele only, and I honestly don't know which Waves phase shifter thing I used...I just listened to about 20 until I hit the one that sounded most like the original. Ever notice that I type too much?
erichenryus - Wow, man. Your post sounded NOTHING like you (i.e., me). I laughed my ass off at your "I can't double any guitar" comment in another thread...THAT sounded like me.

W.I.S.C. - I hate country too...LOL. At least, what's passing for country these days. I won't rant about it here, but country radio has turned into the great american wasteland of absolute shit. If I were king, Chris Knight would get airplay over [insert name of current country superstar] every day. Thanks for listeneing.
MMM - First off...thanks for listening. Secondly, WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT STANZA SOUNDS CONTRIVED?!?!?!?!? Hahahaha...you picked on my favorite verse of all time, so I MUST assume that you couldn't understand my muttled vocal... So here are the words to the GREATEST verse ever:
There ought to be a side-show act for freaks like me,
I could be the star of the show with my name on the marquee,
In a room with a big read button that says "Danger, Do NOT Touch,"
Twice a day I'd mash it down and you could watch me self-destruct
I'm (sort of) kidding with you, but either way, I didn't write it.

toki987 - Yeah, that "thing" at the beginning is a bad edit where I took out an audible "beep" that dres pointed out... (noise from my 5 yr-old's latest toy). I should just redo the git part, but I'm gonna' run it by the band and see if anybody notices. (can you say LAZ-E?). Thanks.
G-MAN - I actually believe you when you say you'll listen later... b/c you usually do, and I appreciate it. Thanks for the comments on the vocal...If you listen to the original, you'll see that I don't have *Shi-Zat* on the original. Yeah, I'm a fan.

scottboyner - Thanks man...your current offering is very damned good, so I really appreciate it...(just crank that bass a bit


Thanks for listening guys - I'm gonna' screw with the drums a bit more, and I appreciate any and all comments along those lines.
Bye (for now)

Chris