Drums and drummers suck!

[muddogsrule]

Just under 6! But hey, this looked like a fun thread to resurrect!

Q: What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?
A: A guitarist who's told too many drummer jokes.

 

[Bulls Hit]

Why do drummers leave their sticks on the dashboard of the car?


So they can use the disabled space without getting towed

 

[BentRabbit]

Why do drummers leave their sticks on the dashboard of the car?


So they can use the disabled space without getting towed

That shit's funny right there....

 

[episg]

Whats the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the information in once.

 

[dwdrums801]

Matter of perspective and experience I think when it comes to unreliable musicians. I've had at least 4 different guitarists in my bands over time and not one of them can commit to a regular practice schedule or show up on time. My bass player and I end up writing most of the mterial while waiting for the guitarist to show up.

I have the same problem only with vocalist...my guitarist are usually only 20 min late the most, Bassist is always 5 min early.

 

[ez_willis]

I have the same problem only with vocalist...my guitarist are usually only 20 min late the most, Bassist is always 5 min early.

Then he must be a lousy bass player, huh?

Or he was in band class in high school. Which one?

 

[dwdrums801]

Then he must be a lousy bass player, huh?

Or he was in band class in high school. Which one?

Great Bass Player...went all state in HS

 

[skibummer]

i know this thread is about drumming but i've found the same to be true with playing bass. locking down a tight bass line ain't no easy task for the inexperienced. i'm a guitarist btw.

true dat. w/ fingers, it's really tough to get it perfect. btw, i'm a guitarist, also.