even though I'm a bottom feeder myself, I doubt that even I would be remotely happy with anything new in any of those categories for under $100. Bump that to $200 and you'd have at least a few possibilities.
This sucks. Weeks ago now I sent in my $99 + the $14.95 shipping and handling for my midget. luckily midgets are small so shipping isn't too bad (you can stuff them into one of those flat rate boxes). But that only accounts for $10 of the fees. How the hell is the midget "handled" for that extra $4.95? And why do they take so long to get here? Are they even shipped? Or are they just handed a mapquest printout of directions to my house and told to "get there". I am really bummed. I was hoping my midget would be here by christmas so I could use him/her as a stocking stuffer (and yes, I would make sure the fire in the fireplace is not set too high for the midget stuffed stocking hanging in front of it. Now it has been long enough that I am not sure this whole midget thing is legit or not. I knew I should have just taken the $84 russian mail order bride