mixmkr said:
dang...and I was gonna try out for American Idol
Yeah...that Charlie Parker...what a wanker too. That "Giant Steps" solo.... what was he thinkin'??? no feelin' at all....
Parker didn't really play all those notes, they were just a way to get from one note to the next. You can take away about 90% of the notes, and you are left with a melody which is almost impossible to ignore. One of my warm up songs is "Ornithology," though I can't play it all that well.
I never much liked the studio solo on Giant Steps. He does great, until he gets to those four bars with the weird chord progression, and then he just gets really mechanical for those measures before it gets back to the ii-V7-I's. It is, at any rate, one of Coltrane’s least soulful songs. Lots of chops, lots of showing off, but again, since when has music been about any of that. It's a much better song when played as a ballad. Truly beautiful, when it's slow.
As for Vai and Satch, I've listened to them both, a lot, when I was in high school. I used to love it, now it just sounds like a typewriter. As such things go, Vai has more soul (not by much) on a few of his own things, but he doesn't come close to someone like Tom Waits, who can barely play. To be honest, though, it is likely that they COULD play stuff that I would like more, but their audiences don't want to hear it.
I can trace my distaste for those kinds of players back to a very specific event, though. My second year in Berklee, me and my roommate went to see Mike Stern play. We got there late, and only saw about 3-4 songs. The first thing we heard them play was a ballad. It got to Mike Stern's solo and he played something amazingly beautiful. There was no real difficulty to it, and though I could probably not have come up with it (certainly I could not have improvised it), even with my advanced tendonitis, I, physically, could still play it today (if I could remember it, of course). It was one of the best things I have EVER heard Mike Stern play, lacking in his usual weddly-weddly-weddly-WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH shit. It was one of the best solos I have ever heard a jazz player play live. When it was over, I went wild, as one should after seeing one of the greatest jazz solos one is going to hear in one's life. I was over the top insane with applause.
I was the only one in the room. There was some polite applause, but nothing much, from anyone else. I was stunned at the near complete silence from the rest of the audience.
But then came the worst part. The bass solo (there's a joke in there somewhere). It was one of the worst cases of totally inappropriate crap technical show off pieces of shit solos I have ever heard. He was fucking SLAPING on a ballad. It was, in a word, bad. When it was over, I was sitting there stunned that this idiot bass player would be touring with the same guy who had just played one of the most beautiful things I have ever hear (and with Vinnie Colaiuta on drums, not less). I was shocked, horrified, and deeply disappointed. Needless to say, he did not even get any polite applause from me. But the thing that really turned me off to the whole thing, the thing that truly depressed me to no end, is that the REST of the audience went insane. They listened to perhaps the worst solo ever played by a bass player, the most inappropriate POS thing I have ever heard, and they loved it.
For me, ever since then, any time I hear a technique over soul player, I am just board and depressed. I don't think that technique necessarily means some one sucks. The truth is, Will Lee can play the back side off of any other bass player out there. But you will never hear him do it, and for that I respect him a lot. All too often though, guys like Stern, Satch, and Vai let their audience's desire for fireworks dictate what they play, and I just can't deal with that, myself.
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