The New 'Hot Percutive Pattern'

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After struggling through that "paragraph" one more time it occurs to me that the dear doctor has not listed, in all his vast qualifications, where he attended school to earned his Ph.D. (or maybe its M.D.?).

Perhaps it's an honorary title?:confused:

(like the one earned in back alleys)

I officially have the title of "Reverend", but you don't see me posting as "Rev. PhilGood".
 
Dammit! Now I KNOW I should have gotten my Ph.D.

Then I really would be Dr. PhilGood!!!!
 
He cured me of any desire to read his posts, view his videos, or listen to his music. I'm healed, praise be Jeebus!
 
The Zaragemca, he does not like your insolent mewlings. The Zaragemca will explain to you once more before he leaves you to grasp at percutiveisms in the dark like a blind larvae or cave-horse.

See if the Zaragemca will help you? No, he does not.

Superman, he wears The Zaragemca Underoos.

The Zaragemca, he is made of liquid awesome.

Does this answer your insolent percutive questionings? :mad:
 
Hmmmm.....

Zaragemca? Wasn't that the name of the "baddie" played by Christopher Lee in the James Bond flick "Man With The Golden Gun"?:P
 
Rimshot said:
Zaragemca? Wasn't that the name of the "baddie" played by Christopher Lee in the James Bond flick "Man With The Golden Gun"?:P
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Let me assure you, the Zaragemca, he does not sully himself in the company of fools and pretenders. The Zaragemca, his essence is too expansive to capture in an imperfect media such as the film. Instead you should focus on the Percutive - his percutive is to fight. The Zaragemca percutive is too strong for film.


The Zaragemca, he is the man with the Golden Percutive. And Vibraslap, now you know.
 
I feel so unworthy in the prescence of all this Greatness.
 

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Dogbreath said:
I feel so unworthy in the prescence of all this Greatness.
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The Zaragemca, you alone shall escape his wrath.


The disbelievers shall cry out and rend their garments when they behold his terrible visage.
 
*BOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!*

AVERT THINE EYES, ALL YE WHO ENTER THIS PLACE! FOR THE TRUE ZARAGEMCA HAS ARRIVED TO RAIN BRIMSTONE UPON ALL THOSE WHO WOULD DENY HIM THE HUMILITY DUE HIS MAJESTY!!!
 
drossfile said:
*BOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!*

AVERT THINE EYES, ALL YE WHO ENTER THIS PLACE! FOR THE TRUE ZARAGEMCA HAS ARRIVED TO RAIN BRIMSTONE UPON ALL THOSE WHO WOULD DENY HIM THE HUMILITY DUE HIS MAJESTY!!!
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Woe betide thee, impostor!!


Even now, The Zaragemca, he is coming astride his flaming horse.


With four-way independence of limb he will beat thee, and mock thee.

With his vibraslap he doth comfort the believer and offer succor.

With his plastic LP egg-shakers he is the cornucopia of percutive; he is The Zaragemca. He is the percutive.
 
Supercreep said:
Woe betide thee, impostor!!


Even now, The Zaragemca, he is coming astride his flaming horse.


With four-way independence of limb he will beat thee, and mock thee.

With his vibraslap he doth comfort the believer and offer succor.

With his plastic LP egg-shakers he is the cornucopia of percutive; he is The Zaragemca. He is the percutive.
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i can't compete with "offer succor." you win. lmao!
 
I am in awe..........

The Zaragemca makes Abe Laborial Jr. appear to be a tiny spot on any stage.



But the guy in "Man With The Golden Gun" had three nipples on his chest............. I'm just sayin'..........
 
i've usually got four nipples on my chest... but that is because my girlfriend has huge knockers! :p:p
 
I confess my sins to thee, Oh Zaragemca! For I have only learned the original 26 rudiments and cannot play "cheezes"!

Clearly I have sinned against the percutive!

What must I do to be saved?:(
 
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