There is no need, as I have already completely zwned them:
Jon Bon Hilarious
One take, baby, no punches, no Autotune. As if you couldn't tell

Although the flub in the intro was NOT my fault, my boy grabbed the neck while I was playing! Freakin' monkey!
PS I almost sold a mic to a member of the Band. True story. Unfortunately he wanted to use it with a Korg recorder, and Korg basically refused to tell me the tech spec of their product, even though their product manager recommended me to the guy in the first place

Thanks for nothing, Korg!
That would have been my third most famous user, after Harvey, and a guy who said he might use it for drum overheads on a session for Eddy Grant. That's right, baby, I'm gonna rock down to Electric Avenue! And then I'm taking it higher!!
PPS Tele, you can stick me on "lead" bass if you wanna