Slapping it in the shower

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Ever since I've been on Zoloft I haven't been able to spunk in the shower. I need hardcore porn to have a happy ending. I miss those early morning wet and wild wank sessions.

Oh sorry - did I say that out loud? :eek:
 
dude what does porn and showering have to do with slap bass? Just make sure you don't have an amp in the bathroom with you, that could be dangerous.
 
BRIEFCASEMANX said:
dude what does porn and showering have to do with slap bass? Just make sure you don't have an amp in the bathroom with you, that could be dangerous.
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Don't worry dude - it's battery powered.
 
I take prozac! And that's all I'm going to say, because anything more would be graphic and doesn't belong in this forumn.
 
Well...you could try taking up a new hobby...



I hear the porn industry is always looking for new and talented directors. :cool:


Don't be offended...cause if I wasn't stuck doing audio all the time, you bet your ass I would be directing some ranchy ass "Girl on girl in the recording studio" action.
 
LeeRosario said:
Well...you could try taking up a new hobby...



I hear the porn industry is always looking for new and talented directors. :cool:


Don't be offended...cause if I wasn't stuck doing audio all the time, you bet your ass I would be directing some ranchy ass "Girl on girl in the recording studio" action.
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Well, adding in some salad dressing would definitely be something new (as far as I know about the porn industry, anway, which isn't much)
 
Dude, keep the spin-off threads with the stupid titles in the cave, not here.
 
espskully said:
Ever since I've been on Zoloft I haven't been able to spunk in the shower. I need hardcore porn to have a happy ending. I miss those early morning wet and wild wank sessions.

Oh sorry - did I say that out loud? :eek:
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"The most common side effects of Zoloft include nausea, diarrhea or loose stools, tremor, insomnia, drowsiness, and dry mouth. These are usually mild; only a small number of patients have discontinued treatment because of side effects. Other potential side effects include increased sweating and sexual problems (delayed ejaculation/orgasm)."

Try something like Wellbutrin.
 
espskully said:
Ever since I've been on Zoloft I haven't been able to spunk in the shower. I need hardcore porn to have a happy ending. I miss those early morning wet and wild wank sessions.

Oh sorry - did I say that out loud? :eek:
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This is the guitar forum....not the masturbation forum. :rolleyes:

Go back to the dragon cave with all the other losers you moron! :D
 
Are you just trying to record it , or can we expect film at 11:00?
 
zoloft kills your weiner, either switch to a non SSRI drug, like wellbutrin (which also helps you quit smoking), or for anxiety try a mild tranquilizer like xanax, ativan, or pace yourself - jack off once a week, save up your sperm. it'll be worth it, and you won't need the heavy porno.

also, never use dean markley electrics on your axe anymore, they are having major quality control issues.

(which room am i in?)
 
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