Please help me to Rock Out . . .

[chessrock]

Yea, I was just wondering if anyone could give me some proven tips on how to rock out rauciously like a lewd, crazy, maniac rocker, and also how to kick ass too.

In particular, if anyone out there like ashram godok has any secrets, that would be great.

I'm thinking I should definitely record to cassette tape. I hear you have to go analog in order to reach like full-scale rockness and stuff.

Thanks in advance!

 

[participant]

get rid of any old "vintage" equipment... it must be brand new. Legendary 57's are the way to go pro. A brand new 001 would take your sound from API crappy to Digi happy. Someday, you too will jam.

 

[matty_boy]

Jack? So you're over here now?

 

[darwin]

Forget it dude, if you gotta ask, you ain't got it to begin with. The ability to "rock out" is something that you are born with. You mine as well give me all of your stuff since you won't be needing it now.

Sorry for the bummer

 

[Blue Bear Sound]

Yea, I was just wondering if anyone could give me some proven tips on how to rock out rauciously like a lewd, crazy, maniac rocker, and also how to kick ass too.

Just send ILL MITCH an email........ he'll show you the ropes... his board ride is fast and danger!

 

[bullyhill]

Forget it dude, if you gotta ask, you ain't got it to begin with. The ability to "rock out" is something that you are born with. You mine as well give me all of your stuff since you won't be needing it now.

Sorry for the bummer

I disagree :

1. Frost a handful of your hair , front right , if lack of hair is an issue ( for me it is) A cool wig of horse hair will do.

2. Earrings with blue and black feathers

3. Those cool rubber braclets(alot of them)

4. Tiger stripe spandex and a cut off Iron Maiden T

5. Practice your air guitar in front of people all the time at the mall(there is nothing like a captive audience)

6. The ans. to any Ques. is "Wha"(Remember it's not just how you dress it's an attitude).

7. Randall amp and a black Destroyer( no guitar case)

This is the 80's version, it's all I know, Rock on Dude!

Ive attatched a pic of what your girl should look like.