An essay on the thread that wouldn't die
The subject of the thread that wouldn't die is a controversial issue. At first glance the thread that wouldn't die may seem unenchanting, however its study is a necessity for any one wishing to intellectually advance beyond their childhood. Remarkably the thread that wouldn't die is heralded by shopkeepers and investment bankers alike, leading many to state that the thread that wouldn't die is not given the credit if deserves for inspiring many of the worlds famous painters. It still has the power to shock the upper echelons of progressive service sector organisations, who form the last great hope for our civilzation. Though I would rather be in bed I will now examine the primary causes of the thread that wouldn't die.
Social Factors
Comparisons between Roman Society and Medieval Society give a clear picture of the importance of the thread that wouldn't die to developments in social conduct. I will not insult the readers inteligence by explaining this obvious comparison any further. When The Tygers of Pan Tang sang 'It's lonely at the top. Everybody's trying to do you in' [1] , they could have been making a reference to the thread that wouldn't die, but probably not. Spanning divides such as class, race and uglyness, the thread that wouldn't die is crunchy on the outside but soft in the middle.
Nothing represents every day life better than the thread that wouldn't die, and I mean nothing. Clearly it promotes higher individualism and obeyence of instinct. As soon as a child meets the thread that wouldn't die they are changed.
Economic Factors
The preceding section may have shed some light on society but to really understand man you must know how he spends his money. We will primarily be focusing on the Custard-Not-Mustard model. Taking special care to highlight the role of the thread that wouldn't die within the vast framework which this provides. Transport
Costs
the thread that wouldn't die
The results displayed in the graph are too clear to be ignored. Even a child could work out that transport costs world wide are driven entirely by the thread that wouldn't die. A sharp down turn in middle class investment may lead to changes in the market.
Political Factors
Politics - smolitics! Comparing the electoral politics of most Western and Eastern European countries is like comparing the thread that wouldn't die and political feeling.
To quote one of the great political analysts Kuuipo T. Time 'Man's greatest enemy is complacency with regards to personal and political hygiene.' [2] One cannot help but agree when faced with the thread that wouldn't die, that this highlights an important issue. If I may be as bold as to paraphrase, he was saying that 'political ideals are built on the solid cornerstone of the thread that wouldn't die.'
One of the great ironies of this age is the thread that wouldn't die. Isn't it ironic, don't you think?
Conclusion
In summary, the thread that wouldn't die may not be the best thing since sliced bread, but it's still important. It collaborates successfully, puts out 'fires', and is always fashionably late.
I will leave you with the words of Hollywood's Whoopi Zeta-Jones 'I demand the thread that wouldn't die, nothing more nothing less.' [3]
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[1] Tygers of Pang Tang - The Cage - 1982 MCR Records
[2] Time - Yes Indeed - 1987 Indegro Books
[3] Your guide to the thread that wouldn't die - Issue 98 - T36 Publishing