Ok. heres a quick game to play - alone, w/friends,drunk @ a party, etc.

[anppilot]

Put together these 3 sections, then perform it out... I saw this on another website.

Pick the month you were born in:

1 - I ate
2 - I needed
3 - I ran naked with
4 - I shot
5 - I kissed
6 - I smoked with
7 - I threw up on
8 - I stabbed
9 - I streaked for
10 - I cuddled with
11 - I punched
12-I made dinner for

Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - the kool-aid man
02 - a dog
03 - a ____star
04 - a toothbrush
05 - Santa Claus
06 - the President
07 - Barny the dinosaur
08 - a prostitute
09 - a turtle
10 - a bag of fruit loops
11 - the Culligan man
12 - Paris Hilton
13 - my lover
14 - a transvestite
15 - a shoe
16 - a stripper
17 - a cornflake
18 - a horse
19 - an orange
20 - a crackhead
21 - a homeless guy
22 - a clown
23 - my crush
24 - an easter egg
25 - Robert Redford
26 - a pickle
27 - Brad Pitt
28 - a french fry
29 - a bottle of vodka
30 - a glass of milk
31 - grandma

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - Because thats how i roll
Black - because I'm super sexy
Pink - Because the little people told me to
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I like pigtails
Purple - because I am a crybaby
Gray - because I love martinis
Other - because I just felt like it
Green - because I'm good at chess
Orange - because I am a blonde
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs

Me:

I kissed a bottle of vodka because I'm a pimp and your jealous.

Anyway, I thought this was funny.

 

[Nicole_Rose]

i smoked with my crush because i have AMAZING boobs.

 

[Rokket]

I punched Brad Pitt because I am super sexy.


Who knew this was so true?

 

[Nicole_Rose]

I punched Brad Pitt because I am super sexy.


Who knew this was so true?

You're the man Rokket

 

[jpw23]

I cuddled with Santa Claus because I'm a pimp and your jealous

 

[suprstar]

I cuddled with Brad Pitt because I had to

 

[Dogbreath]

I punched Paris Hilton because I'm a pimp and you're jealous.

 

[WhiteStrat]

I punched a bottle of vodka because I had to.

 

[suprstar]

I cuddled with Brad Pitt because I had to

Ya know, looking back at some of those options, it coulda been a lot worse

 

[Dogbreath]

"you must spread some legs for Suprstar" or something like that.

 

[guitar zero]

I punched a turtle because I'm a pimp and you're jealous. I think?