Dogbreath

Hey fella, how's it going? was just telling my girlfriend about you n realized we havent talked for ages, any new tunes on the go bud, hows the family?

How's it goin bud? feckin freezing here, so cold the local flasher was spotted describing himself to a group of women.

ok yeas i am fucking A,,,, sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiitt..

No im not drunk at all...

SUP DAWG!!! BARK barkbarkbark WOOF GRRRrrrrrr,,,,, OOOWWWWWWWwwwwww.......

Yeah I'm still around a little bit, I check in on here once in a while. Yeah my studio is all done but since I work from home it's really now my office too, so I have a rack network gear and servers that's bigger than my PA rack. Havent recorded anything in ages, my interface took a shit and I havent replaced it so.. I still do grab a guitar and play sometimes, and I might be trading that epi sg up for an actual gibson one soon, crossing my fingers on that one! And, ahem.. I'm on my 2nd jar out of 6 if ya know what i mean.. Lets see what else.... My puppy isn't so much 'puppy' anymore, he's mostly 'dog' - that mofo is lazy! Sits in my office all day long while I'm working, doesnt move for nothin'. Getting hard to wind him up (which is a good thing!) That's about it for now, peace, over and out,

/Grrrrrrrrrrr BARK bark OOWWWWWWWWwwwwww.....

Nothing new recorded at the moment but we are working on some stuff, fire some your way when we get it done.

Good stuff, except for the shit I mean, life would be boring without it tho eh?

We just about to kick off another wee business, gotta chop n change things about a bit, hopefully all goes well.

Any new tunes dude?

Lol, aye he's almost as big as his old man, so much has happened in the last few months it's all a bit of a blur dude.

Been fun tho, just hooked up with another chick, that's either the second or third since we last spoke, I'm really shite at relationships, what can I say, I get bored easily.

Still doing the kickboxing, playing guitar and trying to stop my hair falling out.

How's the family?

I dunno, you never call, you never write.

How's it going fella?

geezer, geezer, geeeeeeezer!

Oh yeah...and a HOMO too!

Hi, fella! My rep pistol is firing blanks!

You know, I'm not happy unless I've got something to bitch about.

Was wondering where those Cheetos came from - thanks.

Dude! Hadn't see you here in awhile and started to think the worst.
ya gotta check in more often.

What up G? Hope everything's good with you. We've had some crazy times in Boston this week. Stay well.

Oh, be quiet!

This is the story of the poor blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot. He has a heart attack and dies. She frantically calls a May Day: "May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead. And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!" All of a sudden she hears a voice over the radio saying: "This is ATC. I have received your message and I will talk you through it. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now, just relax. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position." She says, "I'm 5'4" and I'm in the front seat." "OK," says the voice from the tower. "Repeat after me: Our Father. . . Who art in Heaven. . . ..."

Thanks! I can't take it personally! But sometimes it's hard, lol.