Newbie

[timodell7]

Hello I'm a newbie here.. how are you guys?

I'm tired. Been scrubbing a house where the previous resident had 22 cats. All I can smell is cat pee. I'm broke so I can't pay someone to do it for me. But I have my music, just need a good drum room. After reading how everyone else is doing I'm craving beer and fried spam.

 

[Barry B]

Even in my meat eating days I never liked Spam. Corned Beef, now that was the goodness. Mmmmmmm.

I'm the worlds worst veggie I really want a beef burger.

 

[kcearl]

Even in my meat eating days I never liked Spam. Corned Beef, now that was the goodness. Mmmmmmm.

I'm the worlds worst veggie I really want a beef burger.

been a veggie for 20+ years...a few months ago I accidentally ate some of my wifes beefburger in a fudruckers (took the wrong order)..I thought man they do make shit veggie burgers in this place..totally tasteless...weird how you start processing flavours..Ive eaten chicken by accident as well and thought...this is a really crap chicken substitute


now bacon...that's a completely different subject <drool>

 

[Barry B]

been a veggie for 20+ years...a few months ago I accidentally ate some of my wifes beefburger in a fudruckers (took the wrong order)..I thought man they do make shit veggie burgers in this place..totally tasteless...weird how you start processing flavours..Ive eaten chicken by accident as well and thought...this is a really crap chicken substitute


now bacon...that's a completely different subject <drool>

20 years?!?! Wow. I'll have killed someone by then or will have given up. Been a veggie for about 3 years now and really really really miss beef. My missus is Jamaican and can cook the best curried goat, stewed beef you name it. I'm reguarly caught staring at her plate

Never got into the meat substitutes. I feel like something is growing/fermenting in my stomach when I eat stuff like Quorn. Errrgggh

 

[kcearl]

20 years?!?! Wow. I'll have killed someone by then or will have given up. Been a veggie for about 3 years now and really really really miss beef. My missus is Jamaican and can cook the best curried goat, stewed beef you name it. I'm reguarly caught staring at her plate

Never got into the meat substitutes. I feel like something is growing/fermenting in my stomach when I eat stuff like Quorn. Errrgggh

Quorn makes me fart


but so does air, water, life in general

 

[Dogbreath]

Just reading the word "quorn" made me fart.


(btw...wtf is quorn )

 

[kcearl]

Just reading the word "quorn" made me fart.


(btw...wtf is quorn )

its a mycoprotein manufactured from a man made fungus...delish huh?

 

[Barry B]

ha ha it is pretty grim to be honest. Soya mince isn't too bad.

 

[Dogbreath]

its a mycoprotein manufactured from a man made fungus...delish huh?

man made fungus???



So I could take my toe jam and butt fungus, spread it on a Ritz cracker, package it and make some cash?

What about belly button lint?

 

[Dogbreath]

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