I have two records in my sig. Original material. I sell my albums and all of the money, every penny, goes to children's charities. I know, I'm fucking horrible. It's not as clever as the hilarious irony of your sig, but fuck it.
So how many atta-boys do you need before you're satisfied? Or, how many comments do you need before you scrap the whole thing and do it better? I'm just curious. I get the feeling, and I'm usually right about these things, that you just want to be told it's great and fight back at anyone that says otherwise. I only say that because in my 18,000 posts, I've seen your kind a million times. You're not unique in that regard. My comments on the first page, again, were just reposting your own sig line because it's funny and appropriate and then quoting the movie caddyshack. The rest was you being an idiot, and here we are.