To relieve my frustration
of my recording stagnation
I shall now make an allocation
of a new affiliation.
With this new "expert" designation
I will realize my aspiration.
Through this "skill level" elevation
and through the exploitation,
of my new life's station,
you'll begin to see a fluctuation
in my consumption, of beverages of fermentation.
From then on you'll see a gravitation,
to my alcoholic saturation,
leading to retardation.
After much lack of self-regulation
pertaining to my alcohol hydration,
I shall end up in a state of incarceration.
In the general prison population,
my life will be filled with tribulation,
at my fear of molestation.
So I'll plead for isolation,
because I'm not of that orientation.
There I'll sit, in my segregation,
wishing I had avoided my intoxication.
From my sadness will spring forth vocal sensations,
of blues oriented originations,
helping me achieve a pacification.
from my tiny little room of isolation,
will flow sweet bluesy reverberations.
This will cause a standing ovation,
from the prison administration,
leading to my sentence commutation.
AND I'LL OWE IT ALL TO MY STATUS AS A RECORDING EXPERT!!!!!!!!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
I FEEL LIKE JESSIE JACKSON.