Buying more gear solves everything.....
It placates me when I don't feel like making music, it interests me doing the research on stuff I want, I pretend-buy on ebay when I have no money, I constantly chase after sounds I couldn't reproduce even if I had the gear, it fools me into thinking I can buy my sound.
I love buying gear it has become my obsession and quickly satisfies and alludes me in to thinking if I just had that (insert gear of desire) I could sound more professionial, musicians will want to record at my studio, people will like me, they will pay me more money because I have the best stuff....
Ah the dilusion continues, when will it all end.
Seriously though, I have gotten some almost pro tracks in Sonar, if I just had a real distressor and maybe some Mackie 824s though I could really create a pro sound....dooh!