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ez_willis

ez_willis

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Satans pitchfork, cheap!

it's kinda red, kinda shiny, and has the blood of a thousand souls on it.

I'm gonna put it up on Ebay, thought I'd give you guys a heads up first!

I'll take $666 pre-auction. If it goes to auction, that price will skyrocket, so ACT NOW!! PM me for details. ;)

Now I'm at 667 APL, I feel better already! :D
 
Will you consider a trade for a slightly used soul....?
 
ez_willis said:
No! I've got thousands of them in storage with my behringer gear.
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Damn you!!
...........oh.............right............................. :o
 
ez_willis said:
No! I've got thousands of them in storage with my behringer gear.
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You cant have my soul or my behringer gear....................
 
Halion said:
It's not one of those cheap chinese rip-offs is it?
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It was assembled in China from top quality components that were hecho en Mexico. A recent study performed by the willis institute of technology assessed a cost-to-quality report(with graphs and charts) and this pitchfork ranked highest in it's class for this particular region(which may or may not be my house).

Act now-

WOW!!!​
what a bargain!!
 
Well, witharguments like that, I guess all I can do is BUY BUY BUY!

Do you only sell one, or can I buy bulk?
 
If you want bulk I'll need to crack the whip on them Chinese children to pick up the pace, but it shouldn't be a problem. I mean, there is 4 more hours in a day that they could be producing rather than such frivilous behavior such as eating and sleeping. ;)
 
$616, the real number of the beast, is my offer. Take it or leave it.
 
boingoman said:
$616, the real number of the beast, is my offer. Take it or leave it.
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After contemplating this transaction for several hours now, I have decided to decline your offer, but thank you for your interest. :D
 
ez_willis said:
After contemplating this transaction for several hours now, I have decided to decline your offer, but thank you for your interest. :D
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Go to hell, then!! :mad:

:p
 
I will go to hell with a smile on my face, but there's no way I'm going to the mic forum.

As far as the angel wings, send 'em over strapped to one of those Victoria's Secret girls and you've got yourself a deal!
 
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