Fab4ever
Getting better
Just joking.



chessrock said:Presonus Blue Tube.
scrubs said:Mercenary is going to start selling their special edition MP for $1399 in February. I am #3 on the waiting list behind blue bear and track rat. Yay!!!
omtayslick said:Yup. I heard it's going to be skewered on a BB-Q spit, for easier handling.

notbradsohner said:ive been getting good results using the pres on my microwave
painful, but good. I think there may be a grounding issue, can anybody help me solve this problem. The mic seems to be carrying a charge. Heres what I usually do.
Head covered on high power for 20-30 minutes, rotating 1 quarter turn halfway thru cooking time. Let stand for 20 minutes to cool down.
The problem is, after I leave it in there, most of my mics dont work anymore. I know it isnt my cable becasue I think cables are cocky, so I plug directly in. BTW, do I really need a mic. Is there any other way?
Big Kenny said:kitchen aid
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p.s. I hope I don't get in trouble for this...its just a joke.

I put my U47 in there and punched in the length of the song (4:20) and hit start. For the few minbute the track was really electric. It really sparked. By the end it was really shocking how hot it was. When I took the U47 out though, the diaphragm had warped and melted and the tube was hotter than I had ever seen it. Would it have been better if I had used the shockmount?
Fletcher said:Damn... who let the cat out of the bag... the new M-E version of the "MP" will require you to sign a release saying that you will wear lead lined protection anytime you're near the unit and that neither M-E nor the manufacturer will be held liable for any birth defects or deformaties caused by inappropriate handling of the product nor will we be responsible for sterility caused by extended exposure to the product with out the requisite precautionary measures.
This is going to be the world's first "Plutonium" [weapons grade!!] powered device in the history of audio... best part is, with the 2 RU "reactor" attachment, you'll be able to run the rest of your studio from one "M-E/MP-RPB"... and your entire block from 4, the whole neighborhood off 8, and a good sized city or town off of 16.
It's gonna be killer!!!
I mean, it's such a smokin' deal that I just couldn't keep it to myself any longer.
