Mac or PC.....WHO GIVES A CRAP....

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huh???
So I was at this gig tonight and casually mentioned (or maybe a shameless attempt to drum up some business) to the bass player that I did live recording. The first question out of his mouth was..........................




"Are you Mac or PC?"


Aren't there so many more important questions to ask than "Mac or PC"? Like how much do you charge? Do you have any samples? What preamps and mics do you use?


I really just wanted to say "Why the heck does it matter?". But I didn't think that would be good for business. :D


OK. I feel better now.

Thanks.


Or maybe it's just because he's a bass player. :p:):laughings:
 
I know. I'm getting sick of it too. I actually switched to pro tools, just for the name.

Thanks the only thing anyone ever asks. Mac or pc? Do you use pro tools?
 
it sucks ass!

i made a post a while ago on a mac/pc thread sayin that 40 or 50 years ago, people used preamps, mics, instruments, consoles, effects and all sorts that we STILL use today...

like,,sure,,youre maudio interface is three years old, but you'd rather rack up some old neves right??


those boyos didn't even have computers....so why does it matter? at all?

unless the potential client has an unhealthy interest in how productive your editing process is? :laughings::laughings:

but it's still easier than tape right?


eugh,,who cares.
 
I view it as a symptom of hype.

One look at Apple Macintosh's advertising campaign says it all really.

We don't get those trite "I'm a Mac and I'm a PC" themed advertisements here in the UK so when I first saw them, I was only seeing the send ups. Then when I actually saw the real thing, I still couldn't believe it was real... that anyone could assume I was that stupid was beyond belief.

For a company to actually use the competition as the fall guy in their adverts says they haven't much to say about the actual specs of their machines to sell them on those merits alone. It speaks of a struggle to appear 'cool' and popular. Something the British public don't tend to fall for, in my estimation.

All it does for some of us, is give the impression, that when something needs fixing, the Mac owner is at the mercy of technical support, while the PC user potentially has the power to consult an independant source of advice, get down under the bonnet and sort things out themselves. Though with the growing number of domestic computers, this would not always be the case.

I personally have no problems with Macs as machines go and without seeing any advertising whatsoever, came to the conclusion they are very fine items of kit. It is impossible to deny, they are very well built and the industrial design part oozes quality and style...

Whether I need all that in what amounts to a tool is a different story... The case is very often open on my machine.

However, the advertising strategy makes me sick and the false assumption that only professionals are worthy to use Macs is even more annoying.

I don't form emotional bonds with computers, I use them as tools. For some reason, the archetypal Mac owner seems to 'Heart' their Apple. I know this is only really another form of stereotyping but as they say... there's no smoke without fire. Whatever the truth, I think it leads to some large measure of ignorance.

If you look at the most common problems with PCs, from a purely domestic point of view, it does give the impression that the Mac platform is a more reliable and stable one.

Where the confusion lies IMO, is in the way Microsoft have let their customers down in some areas... buggy and incomplete operating systems spring to mind...

But this argument completely evades the fact that the base PC is an IBM clone and, as such, it's not reliant only on Microsoft Windows in order to function. Rather, the argument relies on the faults of one software manufacturer, for a platform which can potentially go anywhere you want it to.

The problem being... it's only THE BIGGEST manufacturer. Since they have the monopoly on domestic computing requirements, in a way, I am glad someone like Apple are at least challenging that, just by existing.

But when people appear to give the impression that the PC/IBM clone lies somehow 'beneath' their standards, it seems they have drank down the hype, rather than investigating some simple truths.

And the argument surrounding one being better for 'creativity' seems to exclude one of the most important points about computers themselves...

Is it not an act of creativity in itself, to strip and modify a machine to do a specific task to the fullest of it's potential?

It is, after all, just a tool.

Dr. V
 
So I was at this gig tonight and casually mentioned (or maybe a shameless attempt to drum up some business) to the bass player that I did live recording. The first question out of his mouth was..........................




"Are you Mac or PC?"
The top 5 favorite responses to that question:

5. "What are those?"

4. "Cray."

3. "Studer."

2. "The one that sounds better."


and the number one response to that question is:


1. "F*ck you, *sshole."



G.
 
There are 2 correct answers to this question

1) Q. Are you a Mac or a PC
A. YES!

2) Q. Are you a Mac or a PC
A. NO! I'm analog sonny boy!

You could then ask about his bass brand or amp/cab choice and when he answers go "Pfffft" like it was the dumbest thing you ever heard no matter what the setup is
 
How about next time, you go to one of these gigs dressed in a suit & tie up top, but replace the lower half with a pair of stonewashed jeans and a pair of sneakers?

Then ask them to work out which you are...

Dr. V
 
I thought about telling him that use an Atari or maybe a Commadore. :laughings:
 
There are 2 correct answers to this question

1) Q. Are you a Mac or a PC
A. YES!

2) Q. Are you a Mac or a PC
A. NO! I'm analog sonny boy!

You could then ask about his bass brand or amp/cab choice and when he answers go "Pfffft" like it was the dumbest thing you ever heard no matter what the setup is

3) Q. Are you a Mac or a PC?
A. I am a traveller from another dimension. I use an advanced form of technology which I am not allowed to discuss with you, as it contravenes inter-galactic health and safety protocol 008475Px;section:5A, for an earthling's head to explode in a public place.

Dr. V
 
3) Q. Are you a Mac or a PC?
A. I am a traveller from another dimension. I use an advanced form of technology which I am not allowed to discuss with you, as it contravenes inter-galactic health and safety protocol 008475Px;section:5A, for an earthling's head to explode in a public place.

Dr. V

Well I pleased to meet you but I was told we weren't supposed to let the earthlings know about that yet!
 
I thought about telling him that use an Atari or maybe a Commadore. :laughings:


Yeah well an atari is kind of cool... like a young guy in jeans sneakers and a hoody. Comodore just seems more like... I dunno, an older, plumper guy in a suit to me
:rolleyes:



Actually I still have an ATARI ST knocking around somewhere that I used to use for MIDI sequencing back in the day at university. I should try and dig it out and see if still even powers up.
 
4) Q. Are you a Mac or PC?
A. You realise if I tell you, I will have to kill you?

Dr. V
 
5) Q. Are you a Mac or a PC
A. Yes, No, Idon't know, I cant decide (Sobbing), SOMEBODY HELP ME, PLEEEEEASE! (Whimper, sniff)
 
When I did live recording it was with an HD24 . . . maybe in 2010 a laptop works for 24 track recording, but they didn't in 2004. Well, reliably, anyway . . .
 
I always tell them "Macs are PCs......."

Then they look at me all strange. :confused:
 
I should care. I live on a mountain top within viewing distance of Nepal.
 
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