PhilGood
Juice box hero
None of this, and I mean NONE of this, means a crap if you can't play the groove solidly and inspire the listener. A drummer with incredible soloing skills is nothing more to the average listener than a guy jacking off in a closet!
Well, on a stage at least...
It might make other drummers cum, but to most people it's confusing ...and a bit disgusting.
Of course, you know the old joke about the explorer who went crazy after 10 nights of non-stop drumming on a desert island. He would ask his guide every night "When will the drumming stop?" and the guide would always reply "When drumming stop, ...very bad!!!" This made the guy very worried, and he was losing sleep.
Every night the drumming would get louder and the man would ask again "When will the drumming stop?!" the guide would always reply "When drumming stop, ...VERY bad!!!" He was starting to think the natives might attack!!!
Finally the guy was losing his mind and with bloodshot eyes screamed at the guide "What happens when the drumming stops??!!!!!"
The guide replied...
"Bass solo!"
Well, on a stage at least...
It might make other drummers cum, but to most people it's confusing ...and a bit disgusting.
Of course, you know the old joke about the explorer who went crazy after 10 nights of non-stop drumming on a desert island. He would ask his guide every night "When will the drumming stop?" and the guide would always reply "When drumming stop, ...very bad!!!" This made the guy very worried, and he was losing sleep.
Every night the drumming would get louder and the man would ask again "When will the drumming stop?!" the guide would always reply "When drumming stop, ...VERY bad!!!" He was starting to think the natives might attack!!!
Finally the guy was losing his mind and with bloodshot eyes screamed at the guide "What happens when the drumming stops??!!!!!"
The guide replied...
"Bass solo!"