You Can't Handle This......Too Evil.....

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This is awesome guys...guitar sounds awesome!!!That lead guitar is way cool!Love those squeals!!When is the video coming out?Great job by all involved!!
 
That's seriously evil!

That's way more evil than anything I've ever heard on HGTV! Eh,... MTV!

What you really need is a gas weed wacker! Or, how'bout mic'ing up that gas chain saw you use for chopping up the bodies of your victims,... eh,... fans! :eek:

What mic is best for blood curdling screams?

You are my master. I am your servant. Please don't hurt me!
 
Axeman, Dave...god to see you survived this one. A Chainsaw, or a Wood Chipper...Hmmm....
I like this idea. :D Evidence will be hard to find.... :eek:

Axeman, yeah, Gorty smoked on this. It's at 180bpm, and he managed to get something to fit it. And it's as wild as the rest of this tune.
 
Dogman said:
Axeman, yeah, Gorty smoked on this. It's at 180bpm, and he managed to get something to fit it. And it's as wild as the rest of this tune.

The new Black Prophecy tune is clocking in at 265 bpm. You need to go for 300 on your next one, Dog! :p
 
metalhead28 said:
The new Black Prophecy tune is clocking in at 265 bpm. You need to go for 300 on your next one, Dog! :p
Damn!!!! :eek:
 
All last night I had nightmares of THE WEEDWACKER :eek:

Excellent lead playing Gorts, and cool arrangement Dogman... fun stuff :D I'm thinking about expanding what I did in this song and switiching my main intrument from guitar to weedwacker. There's just not enough weedwackers in modern music.
 
SnakeDog5050 said:
All last night I had nightmares of THE WEEDWACKER :eek:

Excellent lead playing Gorts, and cool arrangement Dogman... fun stuff :D I'm thinking about expanding what I did in this song and switiching my main intrument from guitar to weedwacker. There's just not enough weedwackers in modern music.
Can I play Roto-Tiller in your band?
 
Dogman said:
Can I play Roto-Tiller in your band?

Well we have a Roto-Tiller player already, but you know what they say... you can never have too many Roto-Tiller players in your band, so sure! :D
 
SnakeDog5050 said:
Well we have a Roto-Tiller player already, but you know what they say... you can never have too many Roto-Tiller players in your band, so sure! :D
I play the front tine model myself.... :D
 
This is too evil, man...I like it! Heavy tones all the way around. Love the rythm in the verses. And of course, signature Dog vocals(please tell me nobody else can sing like that)...Great stuff, guys.
 
RAMI said:
This is too evil, man...I like it! Heavy tones all the way around. Love the rythm in the verses. And of course, signature Dog vocals(please tell me nobody else can sing like that)...Great stuff, guys.
Hey, thanks Rami. Glad it didn't kill ya... :D
I don't think anyone else want to sing like that... :eek:
Thanks again man...
Ed
 
It didn't kill me, either, but there's now a big X shaved in my head!!! :eek: :D

Awesome tune, Dogman! I played it in Sound Forge, and there was a lot of clipping, but it never distorted.
 
MadAudio said:
It didn't kill me, either, but there's now a big X shaved in my head!!! :eek: :D

Awesome tune, Dogman! I played it in Sound Forge, and there was a lot of clipping, but it never distorted.
Hey, thanks Audio. Hope the hair grows back.... :eek:
Yeah, I purposely mixed this really loud, to get a bunch of rumble in it. Just wanted the really Evil sound, and I think it brought out the low end of the weed whacker really nicely... :p

Thanks again, man.
Ed
 
Dogman said:
Hey, thanks Audio. Hope the hair grows back.... :eek:
Yeah, I purposely mixed this really loud, to get a bunch of rumble in it. Just wanted the really Evil sound, and I think it brought out the low end of the weed whacker really nicely... :p

Thanks again, man.
Ed
Oh, it's Evil, alright! :D :cool:

Hey, speaking of distorted rumble, I wonder where Louis is. He must be busy....
 
Hah great stuff Dogman.

I love that wicked guitar tone. Tight band. What a cool song
 
Bulls Hit said:
Hah great stuff Dogman.

I love that wicked guitar tone. Tight band. What a cool song
Hey, thanks man. A bit tounge in cheek, but music needs to be fun. Lead is by Gorty, one of your fellow Down Under Catz....
Thanks man.
Ed
 
Alright, I finally got around to this one. Awesome!!!!!!

I love the vox. And that whacky (pun intended) lead guit.

If you're looking for other items like this to add to your band, how about a Jack-hammer. I'm surprised no one mentioned it before, 'cause jack-hammers are inherently evil, and you don't have to tune it because they all come in a natural drop C tuning.

This is killer shit!!!!!
 
Finally, I can listen again...I broke away, and am incognito as I type.....wait, I think I see one of them!!....never mind, it is clear.

I have been away at a de-programing camp....they kidnapped me and forced me to drink fizzies, taped my eyes open and made me watch Lawrence Welk re-runs. I had to repeat over and over..."weed whacking is evil".

I hid the meds they gave me under my tongue, and then saved them up. Put them in my counselors fizzie, climbed the barbs, travel 20 miles of desert, fought a couple of sand ninjas, then hitched a ride with a crazed trucker, who thought he was Chuck Norris. Whew! It wasn't easy convincing him I was Pat Morita and that I could kick his whiney ninja ass!!! But I prevailed when I sang the Vapors tune "Turning Japanese". He was totally scared when I ended the song with a Wrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring sound.

He started to get a bit threatening at the Eat and Die truck stop, until I once and for all took control of the situation....As I layed my killer Crane kick on him yelling Weeeeeeeeeeed Whaaaaaaaaackeeeeeeeeer!!!

You could see the dust flying behind that rig. I then had to use my thumb, since my weed whacking skills had went to far. My thumb is now in permanent slap pick position...hey, some good from all bad comes.

My next ride was so boring I slept and dreamt of weed whacking all nite long upon my arrival home.

Alas, as I arrived to the BBS HR hall of madness, I began to salivate, and making gutteral sounds from deep within...Wrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...weeeeeeeeee....whaaaaaaaaaaaa oh, oh, it is all coming back now...I am home!!!! :D
 
true-eurt said:
Finally, I can listen again...I broke away, and am incognito as I type.....wait, I think I see one of them!!....never mind, it is clear.

I have been away at a de-programing camp....they kidnapped me and forced me to drink fizzies, taped my eyes open and made me watch Lawrence Welk re-runs. I had to repeat over and over..."weed whacking is evil".

I hid the meds they gave me under my tongue, and then saved them up. Put them in my counselors fizzie, climbed the barbs, travel 20 miles of desert, fought a couple of sand ninjas, then hitched a ride with a crazed trucker, who thought he was Chuck Norris. Whew! It wasn't easy convincing him I was Pat Morita and that I could kick his whiney ninja ass!!! But I prevailed when I sang the Vapors tune "Turning Japanese". He was totally scared when I ended the song with a Wrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring sound.

He started to get a bit threatening at the Eat and Die truck stop, until I once and for all took control of the situation....As I layed my killer Crane kick on him yelling Weeeeeeeeeeed Whaaaaaaaaackeeeeeeeeer!!!

You could see the dust flying behind that rig. I then had to use my thumb, since my weed whacking skills had went to far. My thumb is now in permanent slap pick position...hey, some good from all bad comes.

My next ride was so boring I slept and dreamt of weed whacking all nite long upon my arrival home.

Alas, as I arrived to the BBS HR hall of madness, I began to salivate, and making gutteral sounds from deep within...Wrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...weeeeeeeeee....whaaaaaaaaaaaa oh, oh, it is all coming back now...I am home!!!! :D



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