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The Engineer
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_The_Real_Ed said:
^ Pure Poetry.
^ Pure Poetry.
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Tonio
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Idgeit said:
ahh you guys don't know the Ed eh?
I wouldn't worry too much about his sarcasm. He's just a little kranky in nature, but can have sweet moments. err.. I mean has good working knowledge of the mixing process.
This may be a fun mixing contest.
Is it going up soon Finster?
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xfinsterx
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Tonio said:
Sometime next week Tonio check on wednesday maybe.
true-eurt
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giraffe said:
scottboyer said:
The Real Ed said:
Is this the Golden Showers thread or what?.......
Would you like a spanking to go with that shower?.....
ez_willis
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An essay on greatness
Let us commence a journey into the much travelled topic of greatness. At first glance greatness may seem unenchanting, however its study is a necessity for any one wishing to intellectually advance beyond their childhood. While much has been written on its influence on contemporary living, it is important to remember that ‘what goes up must come down.’ It is estimated that that greatness is thought about eight times every day by the over 50, trapped by their infamous history. Hold onto your hats as we begin a journey into greatness.
Social Factors
As Reflected in classical mythology society is complicated. The immortal and indispensable phrase ‘honesty is the best policy’ [1], contrary to my learned colleague Sir George Allen’s recent publication ‘Into the eye of , could not have been referring to eighteenth century beliefs regarding society. A society without greatness is like a society without knowledge, in that it bravely illustrates what we are most afraid of, what we all know deep down in our hearts.
Status, Security, Fame - greatness, all revolve around this 'golden fleece'. It grows stonger every day.
Economic Factors
Is unemployment inherently bad for an economy? Yes. We will study the Lead-a-Duck-to-Water model, which I hope will be familiar to most readers. Average
Wage
greatness
What a splendid graph. Obviously the average wage looms over greatness this cannot be a coincidence. What it all comes down to is money. Capitalists love greatness.
Political Factors
Posturing as concerned patriarchs, many politicians guide the electorate herd to the inevitable cattle shed of 'equal opportunity.' Comparing current political thought with that held just ten years ago is like comparing greatness and former Wolves striker Steve Bull.
Take a moment to consider the words of a legend in their own life time, Maximilian Woodpecker 'Political idealists must ideally deal, for I daily list my ideals politically.' [2] Considered by many to be one of the 'Founding Fathers' of greatness, his words cannot be over-looked. Perhaps the word which sums up the importance of greatness to politics is 'participation'.
Why did greatness cross the road? - To get to the other side! Just my little joke, but lets hope that greatness doesn't inspire similar hilarity in the next elections.
Conclusion
What can we conclude? Well, greatness plays a large part in the lives of all. It enriches, influences the influencers, and never hides.
What a great essay. Finally a word from super-star Clint Love Hewitt: 'You win some, you loose some, but greatness wins most often.' [3]
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[1] Traditional - possibly first said by King Arthor... but probably not.
[2] Woodpecker - Serving The Greats - 1990 Palmerston House Publishing
[3] My greatness! - Issue 4 - BFG Publishing
Gidge
Lapdance Test Dummy
nice essay...got any more?...
superspit
idiots unite!
theblackBay
Mean average best idiot..
this is really great.
"We can say that greatness parades along man's streets and man waves back. It sings a new song, applauds greatness and statistically it is great."
I am ready ED.
"We can say that greatness parades along man's streets and man waves back. It sings a new song, applauds greatness and statistically it is great."
I am ready ED.
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Layla Nahar
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so - did you guys ever get ready? how was his greatness?
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TerraMortim
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Oh pish posh your gear is for beginners. I use a solid gold audio interface...not the connectors...the whole thing....even the manual is printed on gold leaf paper and blessed by the Pope with holy water passed by the Queen of England. My Speakers are made of ground up newbies, melted into speaker cones. Even my "big chair" was purchased from a royal estate sale. Yes, it's a fucking throne.
I paid $23,100 for my speaker stands made of stone taken from the great pyramid.
My computer cost me half a million dollars and has a peripheral hose that sucks me off whilst I'm mixing.
I have acoustic treatment made from baby seal fur, and my diffusers are made from fucking elephant tusks, and glued together with adhesive made from whale blubber.
You all suck, and my mixes are god!
I paid $23,100 for my speaker stands made of stone taken from the great pyramid.
My computer cost me half a million dollars and has a peripheral hose that sucks me off whilst I'm mixing.
I have acoustic treatment made from baby seal fur, and my diffusers are made from fucking elephant tusks, and glued together with adhesive made from whale blubber.
You all suck, and my mixes are god!
superspit
idiots unite!
wow!....are you Dutch or something?...with all that gold and shit...
ps...where can I get me one of dem 'peripheral hose's'......darn.., sounds like fun....do they come in USB?....or do you?
Dags
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Is this the Golden Showers thread or what?.......
Would you like a spanking to go with that shower?.....
Ahhhhhh true-eurt.
It is an honour to bask in your glory once again
TerraMortim said:
ROFLMAO!!!
I've been out of touch with the forums for a while and it is so good to see that nothing much has changed
Dags
true-eurt
Maneater
Freaking funny!!! Shall I bow to you oh great one? I am curious as to the performance of your fucking throne...
I want one of them thare hoses too!!!wow!....are you Dutch or something?...with all that gold and shit...
ps...where can I get me one of dem 'peripheral hose's'......darn.., sounds like fun....do they come in USB?....or do you?
Ahhhhhh true-eurt.
It is an honour to bask in your glory once again
Dags
...Hey Dags!! Glad to have you back around these parts!
TerraMortim
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USB is for gays and newbies. You need to use UEI - Uber Elite Interface.. I get 730 Trigamalps in 1 nanosecond, when I'm mixing my fucking amazing records... how bout you with your...U...S..B... feh!
wow!....are you Dutch or something?...with all that gold and shit...
ps...where can I get me one of dem 'peripheral hose's'......darn.., sounds like fun....do they come in USB?....or do you?
TerraMortim
New member
Ahhhhhh true-eurt.
It is an honour to bask in your glory once again
ROFLMAO!!!
I've been out of touch with the forums for a while and it is so good to see that nothing much has changed
Dags
Bask in your....golden glory? The best showers are golden IMHO.
I've been too much in touch with the forums that I am starting to attract the attention of some undercover cops...they keep wondering why I'm fondling the forums... hmm
TerraMortim
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Freaking funny!!! Shall I bow to you oh great one? I am curious as to the performance of your fucking throne...
My fucking throne performs like a motherfucking bitch. It rapes the anuses (via the special newbie anal raping attachment..hey it was a royal throne..so fitting) of all the newbies untill they promise never to make music again.... It makes every mix I do better than everyone elses, and then your ears will melt with my fucking orgasmic mixing greatness.
You have to be part of my uber exlusive engineer society (the UES Uber Enginer Society) to get the absolute exstacy that comes from listening to my mixes.
TerraMortim
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oh yeah...and you can bow to me, as long as you have the internet cred. enough to do so. Are you nerd enough?
true-eurt
Maneater
What's a nerd...?
true-eurt
Maneater
Is this you Blue Bear?
TerraMortim
New member
no. I am just another demented person.