This is my common complaint with so many guitarists (I was in this category too)... They see
[insert jazz-great soloist name here] with these amazing chops, playing in strange time signatures and blazing through every scale this side of the Prime Meridian. So, they learn the chops, the time signatures, etc. They don't realize that before Miles/Bird/Hendrix even played a note, there was
so much thought and philosophy behind what they were doing; the theory and chops were a
tool that they used to express themselves.... theory/chop virtuosity was icing, not cake.
(I'll take this chance to say that bassists, key players, drummers, etc. are guilty of this too, but guitarists seem to be the worst.... Sorry

)
Satriani/Vai syle solos are just plain painful to me. A friend of mine showed me the G3 DVD with, (in order from best to worst), Satriani, Vai and Malmsteen... a two hour pissing contest of absolute musical hell. Sure, they can play every note on the guitar eight times in 1.6 seconds... is that supposed to be cool? It's impressive, but it doesn't stick, at least, not to me. Listen to Pink Floyd's "Shine On You Crazy Diamond Part I".... when David Gilmour hits that first note, DAMN! That note shoots right through you! For my taste, he accomplishes more in one note than Steve Vai accomplishes with an album.
Give me Harrison's three note lick in "Dear Prudence". That's the cake, baby!
Not that there isn't a time to show instrument virtuosity, but can the G3 guys learn to shut the hell up when they butcher "Voodoo Chili (Slight Return)" and maybe
listen to each other?
I used to be the chop guy, learning Dream Theater and all that and writing the most technically progressive music that I could muster. Then, I discovered The Velvet Underground.
The Velvets ruined everything..... in a good way
