I've tried to follow all of the posts in this thread, but at this point, I think you have all gone loopy with your oopappas, prime time, etc. No offense meant...just an observation and I've enjoyed the humor.
This is NOT in 4/4. I'm sorry, but you can't just put a metronome up to some music to find the signature. Just because it fits with the beat and seems to follow the beats doesn't mean it's correct.
You could make this work in 8/8, but then you'd want to lower that into 4/4 and the feel just isn't there for a signature of 4/4. If you try it in 4/4, those eighth notes keep moving from beat to beat in each successive measure and that's just crazy for someone to try and play off of sheet music.
This fits better in a 5/4 signature. That allows the two eighth notes to stay in the same area though out the piece and it has a better feel to it, for the musicians that are going to play it. It's all in the phrasing.
If you are just looking for some midi signature to match it up with other tracks, I guess 4/4 might work in that case, but if you want to be correct and have it come out playable by people who actually can read music, it's 5/4.
You don't believe me? Check out the Mission Impossible Theme by Burt Bacarach against this. That song is in 5/4. Check it out for yourself. Check the feel of the beat of this sample while humming the Mission Impossible Theme along with it. You have to slow the Impossible Theme down a bit, but it fits.
Dave Brubeck's Take Five is another example. Again, you have to slow it down a bit to match the sample in this thread, but it fits. It's 5/4.