Wake up and get out of your collective fantasy worlds . . .

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chessrock said:
Look SmearyG . . . I don't give a crap about your take on this. If you have problems with any of it, then chances are, you are the one with the insecurities. Let me recap:
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Well man, I'm sorry to have offended you so deeply... I would think that someone as blunt as yourself would take such comments with a grain of salt... I do see your point about the excesive posts, mr. q, yahda yahda... and no, it's not ideal, but there's not much your going to be able to do about it... Maybe one or two guys will stop... until next month of course.

Anyways, my point, which I realized may have been construed amongst various ramblings was that it just seems a little silly that this forum is obviously such an important part of your social life that you feel the need to auto-moderate it by doing exactly the same thing that you're complaining about (useless threads)...

My other point, is that it's funny how even though you're probably at least 30 years old, you still act and think kind of like a kid... Anyone with a true point to make, should be able to make that point without a smattering (add it to your list) of 'loser' throughout their rant-like statements. It's like you have to be constantly insulting other people to feel like you are "big" enough... Well my freind, this is the opitomy of insecurity. Bullies bully kids to gain self-confidence, closet homosexuals pretend to be anti-gay, and people like yourself just try to make other people look dumb so that you can feel smart. But, beleieve it or not, people that acctually have confidence are not bothered by this, so shoot away... but that's irrelevent. If you really want to create a bad atmosphere, then go ahead... People will eventually recognize you for it (5000 posts later....) ;)

It would be nice to be able to talk to a bunch of mature, friendly adults who have not been jaded by hours of sitting in the dark living life vicariously through a messege board... I guess I'm looking in the wrong place.

Anyways, I'm not going to be able to read your next curse-laden, adolescent post until Monday, so when you undoubtedly do respond, it won't be until then that I see it (fyi)... or, maybe you'll realize how ridiculous it is... i probably will decline to post any more posts on this topic for the exact same reason. Since you will have just finished throwing all the insults that come to mind, I'm sure you'll see how little it bothers me, by my lack of response to defend myself (but don't worry, I'll read it).

Keep breathin' fire,

- SmearyG (if i can change my screen name, I will. Just to make you happy ;) )
 
SmattyG said:
It would be nice to be able to talk to a bunch of mature, friendly adults who have not been jaded by hours of sitting in the dark living life vicariously through a messege board... I guess I'm looking in the wrong place.
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Now that's no way to make friends around here, Smitty.

Alright, so what's it gonna' take, Smilty, to get you to be my friend? Not enough boobie pictures? Drats! I knew it. Never enough boobs.

Alright, Smelly, here's some 'a Heather Graham's plump, ripe ones just for your viewing pleasure:
 

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Wow! I cant believe I just read the 2 full pages of this thread. I need to get a life.



Justin
 
Here is a lovely piece of music.........
 
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Oh hey, I found that microphone I lost in the colorado rockies.
 
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Hey, isn't that Olga Bolshoi-tits, the Oktava quality control inspector?
 
Chess (and others), I love the subject of this thread (pretty freaking funny). But, would you mind sticking the porn in the Cave. It really riles up some people to see this stuff out here. I personally could care less, but it probably would make some other people feel a lot better.
 
PORN!?!?!??!?!?!? :confused:

That is art my friend. Beauty at its best. Porn is people having ............s...e...x.........together.


Besides anyone who is able to read past the first post can't possible get offend that easily :D
 
Hey, I was just trying to be helpful. Be a voice of reason. But hey, fuck it. More pictures of Katie Holmes please. It's not porn, just art. And I likes art. :D
 
Outlaws said:
PORN!?!?!??!?!?!? :confused:

Porn is people having ............s...e...x.........together.
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No, that's called sex. Porn is when organisms use their sexual parts in a manner not consistent with procreation, like when you grease up the cat.
 
crazydoc said:
No, that's called sex. Porn is when organisms use their sexual parts in a manner not consistent with procreation, like when you grease up the cat.
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Could you please elaborate as to what "grease up the cat" refers to. I don't get it? ;)
 
Outlaws said:
Could you please elaborate as to what "grease up the cat" refers to. I don't get it? ;)
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That refers to what you would get for 25 cents.

A dumb guy finds fifty cents in his couch at home. He really needs to have sex, so he goes to the local brothel and tells the lady at the desk, "Give me your best whore!" She yells upstairs, "Harry, grease up Sally!" and says, "That'll be five hundred dollars, please." The man says, "Oh, I don't have that much." The woman says, "Okay, then, Harry grease up Monica! That'll be two hundred dollars, please." The guy says, "I don't have that much." So the woman yells upstairs, "Harry, grease up Katrina! That'll be fifty dollars, please." The guy says, "Oh, I don't have that much." So the woman says, "Well, how much do you have?" He says "Fifty cents." So she yells upstairs, "Harry, grease up!"
 
Outlaws said:
Oh hey, I found that microphone I lost in the colorado rockies.
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Oh, that microphone has blue leds. That is soo cool! I want it.

Whattayou mean the rockies? What are you talking about? Which tits?

//Gearoholic regebro
 
regebro said:
Oh, that microphone has blue leds. That is soo cool! I want it.

Whattayou mean the rockies? What are you talking about? Which tits?

//Gearoholic regebro
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?

I don't remember seeing any boobs.
 
Ahhh the humanity. I cant even see, my eyes are filled with tears. You guys made my day. I give this thread a 5star rating!!!





And yes, more of Katie please! WOW
 
heather graham+katie holmes+mics with LEDs+stupid comments and banter = TEH BESTEST THREAD ON TEH INTARWEB!!!

i dont think a five-star rating does this thread justice.
I'm now entertained, thanks to this three page monstrosity of humor.
 
That is part of a female stomach. Notice the..........fuck it. I wanna see more. How about you?



Thought so.
 
These are the........well if you don't know then it doesn't matter because you are not even reading this. You are just staring at the boobs huh? Thats cool. I understand. I fucked you mother last night. :eek:
 
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Faces faces faces. Does anyone even really care if the face is good looking with a body like that?

I sure don't. I am a firm believer in the paper bag theory....but thats another story all together.

Anyways, no bag needed for this face.
 
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