Wake up and get out of your collective fantasy worlds . . .

[chessrock]

Just a few of my beefs:


1) None of you guys are finding vintage u47s, Blue babyblottles or even Mr. Microphones at the corner freakin' rummage sale for $10. Get it out of your head. Or come clean and give it back to whomever you lifted it from. Rummage sale, my ass. Some of you guys would be hard-pressed to find a broken TV or a velvet leisure suit without any cigarette burns.

Please get yourself some therapy.


2) Behringer sucks, and few of us give a rat's ass whether you've got $5,000 or $0.5 to outfit your state-of-the-art facility with all Behringer gear, okay?

Get together with some of the rummage sale guys and see if you can score a 9-volt battery for your radio shack walkie-talkie.


3) Large speakers are for listening to things. You plug them in to the things on the back of your receiver that says: "Speaker out."

As interesting as it looks and sounds, it was not designed to mic anything. That would be the job of what we call a microphone. and a microphone looks like this:

 

[chessrock]

In fact, here is a microphone in action . . . being used for one of it's intended purposes; as a trasducer, reproducing the human voice. In this case a tool to be used in the human initiation of courtship as part of the mating ritual of young people:

"Hey good lookin' . . . be back to pick you up later."

 

[Outlaws]

Nuemann just went bankrupt and sold me their company for $500.

 

[Outlaws]

What spawned this just now, chessrock?

 

[chessrock]

And here is a picture of a speaker. Notice how it is used . . . as a means to convey sound to a listener:

 

[chessrock]

Now as a contrast, notice how [size=large]this is not being used in such a manner.[/size]

In fact, this is what you would call a speaker stuffed inside a tom. :

 

[chessrock]

This is an example of a kick drum mic.

Notice how it is not a speaker.


In other words, you don't see people gathered around it listening to it in their living rooms or entertainment centers, because that's not what it was made for.

 

[Strange Leaf]

Guess you're just fooling around ?
A speaker and a dynamic mic share a lot of things in their construction.

 

[Outlaws]

 

[chessrock]

And this is a picture of Katie Holmes' breasts.

Notice how it has absolutely nothing to do with any of this, but I thought I might include it anyway:

 

[tf5_bassist]

And this is a picture of Katie Holmes' breasts.

Notice how it has absolutely nothing to do with any of this, but I thought I might include it anyway:

This is what makes this thread interesting. ^_^

Or even better... Katie Holmes sitting at the drumset being miked with the "speaker stuffed in a tom".

 

[Lt. Bob]

OMG that's funny!!

 

[chessrock]

Notice again Katie's boobs.

For thos who may have missed it the first time:

 

[Outlaws]

This an interesting mic........

...just a little something for karaoke night

 

[chessrock]

In summary:


1) We don't care about Behringer gear posts, Mr. Q.


2) See the attached image below for a view of what a yard sale looks like. Notice the conspicuous absence of expensive pro audio gear.

3) Let's all have a look at Katie again. Ain't she sweet?

4) Get out of your fantasy land, because a speaker is not a microphone, rummage sales have nothing but ugly, used crap, and this is all any of us are ever going to see of Katie in any sort of semi state of undress.

 

[Outlaws]

What the hell, while we are changing the subject.......

 

[coplinger]

Katie's got some damn hairy nipples. Looks like a little mini-afro on each one!

 

[c7sus]

Mmmmmmmm............... hairy nipples.......................

 

[regebro]

And this is a picture of Katie Holmes' breasts.

And who the fuck is Katie Holmes?
Nice tits, though.

Wait, I checked out her filmography. Whoooow, what a bunch of crap. The Ice Storm was OK, Teaching Ms Tingle was amongst the worst shit I have ever seen, and I don't want to see ANY of the otehr movies, with the exception of "Muppets From Space".


So, all in all, seeing that she has nice tits increased my respect for her acting skills seriously. She should take a step upwards in her career and go into porn.

 

[Mustafa Salaam]

In summary:


1) We don't care about Behringer gear posts, Mr. Q.

We will bomb Mr.Q the next time he opens or replies to a Behringer thread.