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chessrock
Banned
Ya know, Beck, you're kinda' dumb. Even for a psychopath.
You see, if you were ever to try and attack me, there would be all of this evidence right here on this board that could very easily be used to your disadvantage in a court of law. By announcing your intentions, you've basically made yourself a prime suspect. And as dead as this thread is, I'll bet there's at least a hundred witnesses to our exchange. You couldn't lay a finger on me without your little internet trail pointing straight to you as the perpetrator. I could sue you for the rest of your life's earnings (what meager amount it is you earn working behind the fast food counter), and you'd basically be my bitch for life.
On the other hand ... anything I do to defend myself against your attacks would clearly be in self defense. So basically, whatever I do to defend myself against a ruthless attacker who drove several hundred miles with the sole intent of assaulting me (leaving a ton of evidence behind him in the process) ... would be fair game.
But there's always a bright side. You could always plead insanity, and eventually receive your much-needed therapy. Then again, driving several hundred miles to meet up with your victim kinda' screams "premeditation," don't ya think?
Your only hope, my friend, would be to crawl back in to your pitiful little hole and carry on with your sad, sorry, pathetic excuse for a life. Which is such a shame, because I was so looking forward to meeting up with you for coffee.
You see, if you were ever to try and attack me, there would be all of this evidence right here on this board that could very easily be used to your disadvantage in a court of law. By announcing your intentions, you've basically made yourself a prime suspect. And as dead as this thread is, I'll bet there's at least a hundred witnesses to our exchange. You couldn't lay a finger on me without your little internet trail pointing straight to you as the perpetrator. I could sue you for the rest of your life's earnings (what meager amount it is you earn working behind the fast food counter), and you'd basically be my bitch for life.
On the other hand ... anything I do to defend myself against your attacks would clearly be in self defense. So basically, whatever I do to defend myself against a ruthless attacker who drove several hundred miles with the sole intent of assaulting me (leaving a ton of evidence behind him in the process) ... would be fair game.
But there's always a bright side. You could always plead insanity, and eventually receive your much-needed therapy. Then again, driving several hundred miles to meet up with your victim kinda' screams "premeditation," don't ya think?
Your only hope, my friend, would be to crawl back in to your pitiful little hole and carry on with your sad, sorry, pathetic excuse for a life. Which is such a shame, because I was so looking forward to meeting up with you for coffee.