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werners
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where can i sign up for chrissis fanclub ?
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Dogman
Unkle Ticklefingers
Dear Madam,
You should have checked your "power" at the door!
As far as Mystery Records are concerned,you are powerless and have been rendered useless by myself,Ted Philips.
If you wish to continue your "power struggle",I STRONGLY suggest that you do it with someone else.
You don't want Ted to resort to nastiness do you?
Do you want Nasty Ted?I didn't think so,ask TimboZ what happened to him when he had a "power struggle" with Mystery Records.unfortunately TimboZ had to deal with "Nasty Ted",you will notice that TimboZ does not slander my client,the kissible,Christian anymore in his post's.
As of now-you have no power here on this bbs anymore,tough-guy!
There's a new sheriff in town,goes by the name of Ted Philips
So, TimboZ, did you lose all power? Christian says so. Man, must suck to be powerless. I am going to bow down and suck his feet, just so I don't lose power. Boy, losing power is bad. Christian, please, no!!!! Don't take away my power........
You should have checked your "power" at the door!
As far as Mystery Records are concerned,you are powerless and have been rendered useless by myself,Ted Philips.
If you wish to continue your "power struggle",I STRONGLY suggest that you do it with someone else.
You don't want Ted to resort to nastiness do you?
Do you want Nasty Ted?I didn't think so,ask TimboZ what happened to him when he had a "power struggle" with Mystery Records.unfortunately TimboZ had to deal with "Nasty Ted",you will notice that TimboZ does not slander my client,the kissible,Christian anymore in his post's.
As of now-you have no power here on this bbs anymore,tough-guy!
There's a new sheriff in town,goes by the name of Ted Philips
So, TimboZ, did you lose all power? Christian says so. Man, must suck to be powerless. I am going to bow down and suck his feet, just so I don't lose power. Boy, losing power is bad. Christian, please, no!!!! Don't take away my power........
VSpaceBoy
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Thats it, I'm totally converted..
I Love Ted Philips and Mystery Jams. This guys Rox!!
I Love Ted Philips and Mystery Jams. This guys Rox!!
noisedude
New member
I think I'm finally getting to understand this now ...Mystery Records said:
I have a suspicion you may be a comedy genius rather than an ego-maniac.
I'll say hi to Craig from you next time I see him.
Dogman
Unkle Ticklefingers
Well, I appologized to Ted and Christian. Boy, I sure don't want them mad at me. The power they have is amazing. I'd hate to get on their shit list. They took power away from TimboZ. Man, we will be picking up his pieces for a while.
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RolandGuyMike
New member
christian?
i heard this guy's song last week ,i actually liked it !
don't know what to think of all the other stuff though!
my dad actually does work for this guy's law firm and i asked my dad about a "christian" and his manager "ted philips",my dad actually knew who they were!he said he has never spoken to either of them and that my dad thought that christian acted stuck-up whenever he was at the offices.
too bad,like i said,his music is cool,the other stuff is funny to me i guess?
i heard this guy's song last week ,i actually liked it !
don't know what to think of all the other stuff though!
my dad actually does work for this guy's law firm and i asked my dad about a "christian" and his manager "ted philips",my dad actually knew who they were!he said he has never spoken to either of them and that my dad thought that christian acted stuck-up whenever he was at the offices.
too bad,like i said,his music is cool,the other stuff is funny to me i guess?
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RolandGuyMike said:i heard this guy's song last week ,i actually liked it !
don't know what to think of all the other stuff though!
my dad actually does work for this guy's law firm and i asked my dad about a "christian" and his manager "ted philips",my dad actually knew who they were!he said he has never spoken to either of them and that my dad thought that christian acted stuck-up whenever he was at the offices.
too bad,like i said,his music is cool,the other stuff is funny to me i guess?
RFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
christain/teddy/mikey, I want to have your babies!!
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Livin4Love
New member
holyshit!!
Holy shit!it is for real!
this guy does exsist,i saw him playing in a club in the midwest somewhere!
had his manager there too,wouldn't let nobody near christian!
Holy shit!it is for real!
this guy does exsist,i saw him playing in a club in the midwest somewhere!
had his manager there too,wouldn't let nobody near christian!
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RolandGuyMike
New member
huh?
huh?
VSpaceBoy said:
huh?
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Livin4Love said:
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dogman
Unkle Ticklefingers
Watch out!!!! He/they do exist. They got SpaceBoy.... He is on their side. We are doomed.....
7string
Well-known member
Sir,
You are too soft to push anyone around,let alone ME!
keep your threats to yourself or suffer the consequences,got it,wimp!
now you are going to deal with "Nasty Ted",playing nice is over for you now,you must be defeated in this "power struggle" which YOU have created.
this time you are powerless!
No small-time,wanna-be,such as yourself is going to badger ME!
I own you now,understand?good!
Everyone who knows ME,knows you are laughable!
Ted Philips/Mystery Records
Bring it on Teddyboy, bring it on. I am not the least bit scared of your bullying. In fact I hate bullies and eat them for breakfast. Powerless? hahaha now THAT is laughable. Make your move asshole.
Come get me fuckhead. Your mother still cuts socks in hell.
You are too soft to push anyone around,let alone ME!
keep your threats to yourself or suffer the consequences,got it,wimp!
now you are going to deal with "Nasty Ted",playing nice is over for you now,you must be defeated in this "power struggle" which YOU have created.
this time you are powerless!
No small-time,wanna-be,such as yourself is going to badger ME!
I own you now,understand?good!
Everyone who knows ME,knows you are laughable!
Ted Philips/Mystery Records
Bring it on Teddyboy, bring it on. I am not the least bit scared of your bullying. In fact I hate bullies and eat them for breakfast. Powerless? hahaha now THAT is laughable. Make your move asshole.
Come get me fuckhead. Your mother still cuts socks in hell.
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RAMI
Guest
She works in the wine cellar. She's a cork soaker. Soaks cork all day.7string said:
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RAMI
Guest
WOW, this guy must have absolutely no life. He just sits at home and PM's people.
Sir,
you have an awful big mouth for being such a small little talent,perhaps you should take a few pointers from our client,the adorable,Christian.
in future post's on this bbs,we here at Mystery Records kindly propose that you cease and desist from defaming the character of our priority act,the charming,provacative,Christian.
If you do not wish to comply by the rules that we are setting for you,I (Ted Philips),will see to it that you are handled in the proper manner,a manner you may find obnoxious and very costly.
I would suggest a very tight-lip concerning our client,the gentle,wonderkind Christian.
Ted Philips/Mystery Records
I didn't even read it, I just copied it to paste here...I couldn't be bothered reading his dribble.
How long until he gets banned again? It's funny, but getting old.
Sir,
you have an awful big mouth for being such a small little talent,perhaps you should take a few pointers from our client,the adorable,Christian.
in future post's on this bbs,we here at Mystery Records kindly propose that you cease and desist from defaming the character of our priority act,the charming,provacative,Christian.
If you do not wish to comply by the rules that we are setting for you,I (Ted Philips),will see to it that you are handled in the proper manner,a manner you may find obnoxious and very costly.
I would suggest a very tight-lip concerning our client,the gentle,wonderkind Christian.
Ted Philips/Mystery Records
I didn't even read it, I just copied it to paste here...I couldn't be bothered reading his dribble.
How long until he gets banned again? It's funny, but getting old.
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Dogman said:
???What???
I wasn't me!! I guess it must have been my management team. I guess they are a tad overprotective, but who can blame them? You'r just jealous and shit.
bigwillz24
New member
RAMI said:
I got the same crap... I quiver with fear...
zbert
In the swamps of Jersey
Hey guys. Thanks for giving me a good laugh tonigh. I'm still laughing now. This is the best thing since the adventures of "Bitch Slap" a couple of years ago.
BTW, has anyone noticed that all the post that are positive for the little shithead all use no capital letters to start a sentence and everytime he uses "i" instead of "I".
Hey Mystery Records, I feel like I'm the only one not being sued here. And I said you music sucked back on page three.
Oh, I see I did get a PM. Thanks dude. I was feeling left out.
Don't Go Away Mad,Just Go Away
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Dear Sir,
if you wish to play "hard-ball",then so be it!
I have assembled a team of people to monitor your every move on this bbs.
i have also taken a log of your slanderous comments
to use against you.
i tried to be understanding in this matter,all i recieved was mockery and more slander towards our client,Christian.
don't say i didn't warn you!
have a mysterious weekend!
Ted Philips
(by the way,having been in the entertainment field since 1976,i have heard alot of music,good and bad.
i checked into your music and it is horrendous!
really,really bad stuff my friend!)
Please, go the f*ck back to school and learn how to use grammar.
BTW, has anyone noticed that all the post that are positive for the little shithead all use no capital letters to start a sentence and everytime he uses "i" instead of "I".
Hey Mystery Records, I feel like I'm the only one not being sued here. And I said you music sucked back on page three.
Oh, I see I did get a PM. Thanks dude. I was feeling left out.
Don't Go Away Mad,Just Go Away
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Dear Sir,
if you wish to play "hard-ball",then so be it!
I have assembled a team of people to monitor your every move on this bbs.
i have also taken a log of your slanderous comments
to use against you.
i tried to be understanding in this matter,all i recieved was mockery and more slander towards our client,Christian.
don't say i didn't warn you!
have a mysterious weekend!
Ted Philips
(by the way,having been in the entertainment field since 1976,i have heard alot of music,good and bad.
i checked into your music and it is horrendous!
really,really bad stuff my friend!)
Please, go the f*ck back to school and learn how to use grammar.
Dogman
Unkle Ticklefingers
Christian, better watch out. We sent willis over, and he is a ninja. He'll get you, and your manager. You will be sorry now. Be prepared to be schooled.
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