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[VSpaceBoy]

So by definition (allbeit incorrect) You are down to OUR levels now!! FuCK off you pretentious asshole!

 

[7string]

My Turn

Dear Sir,
please refrain from your smear -campain against our client,Christian.
it has been brought to our attention that you are using the internet as a place to slander and libel our artist,Christian.
if need be,we will take further action against you to insure that you comply with said request.
thank you.
Ted Philips/Mystery Records


Look. It was no smear campaign. It wasn't slander. It was FACT! Your own "client" admitted it. What I commented on was the FACT that your "client" let his management company sign on to BBS' the world over posing as him and then proceeded to make an ass out of him. That is FACT.

The other post from myself was neither slander nor smear. It was a statement that I was guessing that the Christian part had nothing to do with religion since YOU posted a link to a picture of yourself saying FUCK YOU! Or did you forget that? Did your fake lawyers also tell you that this is technically illegal?

Pompous asswipe... anything legal that you attempt to do will end up costing you more than your client will ever be worth. Now why don't you take your spam and threats elsewhere. Notice there is no question mark at the end of that last sentence. That's because it wasn't a request.

 

[RAMI]

You're giving this waste of space too much credit by even trying to defend your actions. He's a delusional arsehole with an imaginary "manager". This sad excuse for a human being (and I'm being generous) has already made so much of a fool of himself that the best thing to do is just let him keep posting, he's digging his own hole. I never encountered a bigger disgrace to human fleshmeat in my life. "My lawyer"...ooooh I'm so scared. Get Jackie Chiles on the case.

What a hemmoroid. With friends like that, who needs enemas.

 

[RAMI]

I just got this one:

Dear Sir,
after several attempts on my(Ted Philips)behalf to require that you cease and desist from slandering my client,Christian,i have decided to turn up the heat a tad,so to speak.
all of your comments on this bbs have been logged and we will use them to our full advantage against you.
have a great and mysterious weekend.
Ted Philips

What a total pea-brain.

 

[Megaman]

Got mine



Guess you didn't read what I wrote since you seem to think I said something derogatory...so your fuck-tard of a company can bring it on bitch! It's real easy to hide behind a computer monitor so why don't we escalate this and just see what your piece of shit company thinks it can do to me cause I'm all for it.

Too bad you blocked all your PM's I had something to say back fuck-tard!

 

[noisedude]

I love threads like this one. Makes it all worthwhile somehow.

 

[Supercreep]

Yes,Our Base Is In Ireland.

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Sir,
good job,you have located us,now you may understand the severity of the situation.
we cannot/will not,allow an artist of ours to be slandered,anywhere,anytime,any place.
we are always watching for these things.
consider your time on this bbs to be short-lived.
thank you.
Ted Philips




Ted -




All your base are belong to us.

 

[RAMI]

This is comical as hell. I hope I get sued. I've never been sued. I live in Canada, do you think I'll be, like, extradited and shit??? I'm so excited, I can't wait.

 

[VSpaceBoy]

Can't we all just get along?










































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[true-eurt]

Mystery Records c/o Christian

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Dear Sir,
it has been brought to our attention that you wish to get into a pissing match.
here at Mystery Records,we piss all day,all night on amateurs such as yourself.
If you wish to continue your slander against our client,Christian,we will be forced to take the neccesary actions against you.
Ted Philips/Mystery Records

I just may sue for defamation of Charactor myself. Dear sir?? WTF? He needs to get HIS facts straight.OH, and by the way, the little message left by link on this thread to all of us telling us to fock off has also been documented.

 

[zbert]

1 This is one funny thread.
2 If you look on his main artist page he says not signed to a label. So much for your Mystery records
3 I couldn't get through half the song it's so bad.
4 Have a nice day.

 

[RAMI]

Haha...his link is now dead. Embarrassed maybe?

 

[HangDawg]

C'mon guy's!
can't you super-talented artist's handle a little competition?
what a bunch of cry babies here!
no need to slander my client because you can't compete,that is sad!
here is a tip for you up-n-comers:go into your bedrooms and practice!
practice makes perfect!
you may never reach the level of,let's say-Christian,but it may do you some good to try!
just some friendly advice from a guy who has been managing artist's since 1976!
I have read some pretty rude things here and you can count on some retribution.
you shouldn't mess with the "big boys".
the "big boys" will always whip your ass.
/Mystery Records

Hey asshat, before you get banned again why don't you post a link to your pretend record company's website. I'd like the phone number and address of your lawyer as well.

 

[Dogman]

Isn't slander spoken? Maybe I need to turn up my speakers

Libel is written or in picture form, slander is spoken. This comes from Ballentines Legal Dictionary and Thesaurus. To read the true meaning though,
it must be a false and malicious statement made to blacken a persons reputation. Since I see nothing false about any statements, what the fuck is this dickhead gonna do? His fucking attorney can contact my fucking attorney. Oh, wait, that would be me....shit. Contact me at www.sheister_fuckem_and_buryem.com .

 

[HangDawg]

That still cracks me up

 

[HangDawg]

This is truely one of the best threads ever. I miss Jesse Michael too.

 

[VSpaceBoy]

Sir,
Mystery Records is very much a "real" company.
we take great pride in our clients and their art,slander will not be tolerated on any level,we will come after you and bare no expense in doing so.
we employ the law firm of L.Londell Mcmillan,feel free to research and contact them if you need to,you will find that you do not have the resources it takes to fight Mystery Records.
you have been warned repeatedley by myself,Ted Philips,on behalf of our artist,Christian.
now is not the time to "get brave",sir.
we will keep a steady eye on you until this matter is resolved.
Ted Philips/Mystery Records

There ya go.

 

[fraserhutch]

Hey! That's a great picture of Piss-tian and his mis-management!











































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[Dogman]

They can keep a steady eye on me, but don't touch the weenie. I will sue for that...Sue his fucking ass.....unless he is a girl. Then he can touch my weenie. But he wouldn't be a he anymore. He would be a she. And she can touch my weenie. Is christian a she? Damn, I am confused now. Is the lawyer a she? Is mystery records for real? Am I totally blitzed yet? I can answer that one. I am way fucked up right now. Where is the bus when you need it.....

 

[VSpaceBoy]

...I am way fucked up right now. Where is the bus when you need it.....

Nope, I'm gonna have to ask for your keys. You aint going no where!