Sweetening tracks how?

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chessrock said:
I don't know if I'd give him that much credit.

Maybe a step or two above the IQ of a Q-tip swab.

But overall, not much smarter than his Walter alter-ego. Kinda' reminds me of that line from Mixerman's book: Why would a retard act like a retard?


He's more like an unconscious incompetent (doesn't know that he doesn't know) using lame questions to disguise authentic lameness.

Kinda like when I was with friends at 15 making fun of virgins and "acting" like I have never had sex before. All to hide the truth. :eek:
 
All I can say is...
 

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[1] Lance Bandaner - Adventurous Spirit - 1993 See-Saw Publishing

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VSpaceBoy said:
Kinda like when I was with friends at 15 making fun of virgins and "acting" like I have never had sex before. All to hide the truth. :eek:


Kinda' like how I mock dorks with no life. All to hide the fact that ... I'm basically a dork with no life. :D
 
i want walters to give me negative rep and see if i get positive points


lol :D
 
I don't care where he comes from,he's funny as shit! :D
 
I'm diabetic. After sweetening my tracks I have to check my BG level, exercise, eat my veggies, and maybe shoot some insulin.

Uh, anyone know where I can find some low carb plug-ins?


Walters, "sweet" is a subjective, qualitative term that can mean different things to different folks.
 
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Walters IS skippy!


Skippy is one, fine recording engineer with a wealth of experience!
 
walters said:
What are some Sweetening effects or sweet spots?

Bass tapping. It doesn't get any sweeter than that. It's like fructose or something.
 
walters said:
What are some Sweetening effects or sweet spots?

Sweetening means to overdub more tracks. I could be wrong about this, but sweetening does not mean to add effects like reverb, reverse reverb, delay, rooms, compressors etc. I know that sweet spots refer to the right level that the pre-amp or tape rcorder have when the sound is really great. Sweet spots and sweetening are different things. You can ask any of my friends at Harmony Central. They know professional engineering and they advised me on all my equipment purchases.
 
EddieRay said:
I'm diabetic. After sweetening my tracks I have to check my BG level, exercise, eat my veggies, and maybe shoot some insulin.

Uh, anyone know where I can find some low carb plug-ins?

I actually laughed out loud when I read that. I suppose I've reached a new low, eh?

Walters, to answer your question, I think you want the opposite effect of creamy, milky tracks. You know, if you let your tracks sit out in the heat too long they'll become sour, which, unfortunately, is not the effect you're going for. Hope I helped! ;)
 
Using Varispeed changes the Sweetness of the mix or track
up a semitone or record at different varispeeds and played backed
at another speed give sweetness
 
walters said:
Using Varispeed changes the Sweetness of the mix or track
up a semitone or record at different varispeeds and played backed
at another speed give sweetness

Perhaps, but if you flip the tape a murdering spree is inevitable. Are you willing to kill Corban over a bit of sweetness?
 
Study records by The Band. Garth Hudson is a master at "sweetening". Listen to the ring modulator he uses on keys, or what he does with a horn solo.
 
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