
JimmyS1969
MOODerator
That's because you don't know me very well. My wife doesn't even like music, but she'd take our piano over me if it was a choice...and my kids would actually use me as a human shield to protect their guitars.
You know how most people are a lot more decent in person than on the internet? Yeah, I'm the exact opposite.
And I'll let you in on another little secret about me...My wife is a total whore. Should you ever find yourself attending "Jamfest" in Kentucky, you'll probably find out for yourself...just like every other guy who has shown up has discovered.
Here's the running joke. What's the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly your penis up chris' wife.
Actually man, being that one of my best friends is from Kentucky (and I am sure he did not sleep with your girl) I have gathered my own little opinion about you and your kind..... Yer all fucking honest, no bullshit, dickheaded assholes, who are not afraid to step on a dick to get to some pussy. I don't know you enough to say I like ya yet, but I am giving you the benefit of a doubt. So far, yer cool to me.
