smellyfuzz
New member
ROGGA;
You are ignorant. So much in fact that I do not think you have any idea of what the word means.
You are ignorant. So much in fact that I do not think you have any idea of what the word means.
VSpaceBoy
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smellyfuzz said:
Easy killer
No sense in calling names even if its invited. If someone has an opinion and runs with it, good for them for thinking on their own.
SpaceBoy
smellyfuzz
New member
Applemasher;
BRAVO !!!
GLYNB;
YEA, like burning your voice out !
Once again, I'm surprised at just how many self appointed experts on singing there are.
People who have never had more then 10 lessons, are always full of advice and methods.
I'm going to start to give boxing advice, I have hit a punching bag a few times, I think this qualifies me to give advice, don't all of you ?
What's that, Boxing is totally different, Boxing lessons is physical exercise and training so you do not get hurt, Well guess what boys & girls, so is singing lessons.
SINGING IS UNLIKE ANYTHING ELSE IN MUSIC !
BUT, all of you can just keep up your assuming.
WTF do I care, none of you even want to consider the possibility that you do not know wtf YOU are talking about.
AND BTW, I love it when some ass wipe opens up a post and claims to have been singing all their life or had some choir in High School, like this is any kind of qualification.
I know lots of people who have SANG all of their lives and I know tons of people who took an instrument in high school band, it doesn't mean they do not SUCK !
Carry on fools !
Sean
PS.
I personally do not care if someone has taken a lesson or not, I find it odd that people who do not take lessons, dismiss them as being worthless, I'm usually a far better singer then those people.
BRAVO !!!
GLYNB;
YEA, like burning your voice out !
Once again, I'm surprised at just how many self appointed experts on singing there are.
People who have never had more then 10 lessons, are always full of advice and methods.
I'm going to start to give boxing advice, I have hit a punching bag a few times, I think this qualifies me to give advice, don't all of you ?
What's that, Boxing is totally different, Boxing lessons is physical exercise and training so you do not get hurt, Well guess what boys & girls, so is singing lessons.
SINGING IS UNLIKE ANYTHING ELSE IN MUSIC !
BUT, all of you can just keep up your assuming.
WTF do I care, none of you even want to consider the possibility that you do not know wtf YOU are talking about.
AND BTW, I love it when some ass wipe opens up a post and claims to have been singing all their life or had some choir in High School, like this is any kind of qualification.
I know lots of people who have SANG all of their lives and I know tons of people who took an instrument in high school band, it doesn't mean they do not SUCK !
Carry on fools !
Sean
PS.
I personally do not care if someone has taken a lesson or not, I find it odd that people who do not take lessons, dismiss them as being worthless, I'm usually a far better singer then those people.
smellyfuzz
New member
Yes, I think you are right.
I feel the world is flat and blacks are inferior.
BLAST SCIENCE !!!!
Sean
tanlith
King of the Wicker People
Wow... lotta mud slinging going on here...
... and for no real good reason other than the sake of trying to be the one with the right answer... heh
well, again I reiterate: The capabilities of your voice is highly individual and personal - it's a genetic thing. ALL the advice given here is probably GOOD advice to certain people who possess the appropriate genetic structure in their vocal chords pertinent to any specific technique.
ie: Screaming your brains out WILL work for some without doing major (or no) damage. Why? Their genetic makeup is configured to handle the stress...
...on the other hand, screaming your brains out WILL damage the voice of other people who aren't built to handle the strain.
It's much the same with the rest of the human body: I work out 3 times a week... I'm in pretty good shape. My best friend works out with me... he eats pretty much the same foods as me and yet he's unable to obtain any real definition or tone... why? Is he doing it wrong? Not according to the professional trainors we've talked to... it's just not in his genetic makeup to be THAT toned...
- Tanlith -
... and for no real good reason other than the sake of trying to be the one with the right answer... heh
well, again I reiterate: The capabilities of your voice is highly individual and personal - it's a genetic thing. ALL the advice given here is probably GOOD advice to certain people who possess the appropriate genetic structure in their vocal chords pertinent to any specific technique.
ie: Screaming your brains out WILL work for some without doing major (or no) damage. Why? Their genetic makeup is configured to handle the stress...
...on the other hand, screaming your brains out WILL damage the voice of other people who aren't built to handle the strain.
It's much the same with the rest of the human body: I work out 3 times a week... I'm in pretty good shape. My best friend works out with me... he eats pretty much the same foods as me and yet he's unable to obtain any real definition or tone... why? Is he doing it wrong? Not according to the professional trainors we've talked to... it's just not in his genetic makeup to be THAT toned...
- Tanlith -
VSpaceBoy
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smellyfuzz said:
Calm down psycho.
Its not the same thing. The world being flat?? Come on.
The fact that blacks are deemed inferior SEEMS ignorant to you and me both but whomever believes it to be true has that right! We BELIEVE they are equal, what makes US right?
I have been playing Guitar for 12 years. I've been in several bands. I'm damn good compared to everyone I have every played with. The only lesson I have ever had was for about 15 minutes in 7th grade trying to learn a trombone. Yes it may have been easier to a degree to take guitar lessons, I might even have come along faster. But I can still hold my own with anyone who has taken lessons barr none!
I mean, I dont believe in religion or god. I think ppl that do are ignorant. But I sure don't go and hold up a sign in front of a church calling them all mislead hipocrates.
SpaceBoy
smellyfuzz
New member
LOL !
Well it is obvious that the both of you have studied singing.
I stand corrected. I can see by your knowledge of singing that I am wrong.
Please tell me where you guys studied, because I would like to know where I can learn about proper singing as the both you have...
What technique have you studied in singing ?
Can you give me some pointers on singing ?
Please click my web-site, I would like to know what steps I need to take to improve my voice.
Seeing that the both of you are EXPERTS in vocal teaching, I'm sure you can assist me and others.
Thank for help,
Sean
http://www.nowhereradio.com/artists/album.php?aid=3323&alid=-1
PS.
I'm nominating the both of you as the dumbest mother fuckers on this site.
You guys are so fucking stupid, I do not think you can tell the difference between a tractor and a motorcycle.
You dumb, dumb fucks !
Do you guys argue with your dentist about brushing ?
Do you tell your electrician that he is doing everything wrong ?
FUCKING WALL PAPER !!!!
Why are you guys here on this site if you know it all ?
tanlith
King of the Wicker People
smellyfuzz said:
Nope... never claimed I did....
Next time you decide to quote me, be sure to read and understand what I have written...
apparently you have an innate ability to either misinterpret meanings that are hidden deep within simple statements... or... more likely... you're creating hidden meanings in simple straight forward statements... either way you have demonstrated quite well your ignorance to us all... and for that I must congratulate you!
Well done!
In my honest yet humble opinion, the song above isn't too bad... the meter seems a but off to my ear, and the singer sucks... (no I'm not being retaliatory... I honestly think the singer sucks... my cat made very similar sounds once when I stepped on her tail...)
Although the singer blows moldy goats, I'm sure the wife was pleased... she must be a very patient and understanding woman.
Why thank you so much! I have never actually won an award before... I'm speechless!!
Actually, I own a Harley... and a fellow band member lives on a farm... I was actually quite able to discern the difference between the two quite well thank you....
I'm assuming there's a point somewhere in this post? I mean other than the fact that you're extremely upset about something unrelated and need a target?
Actually, since I'm fully qualified to work in the province of Ontario as an Electrician... I guess I could... although I wouldn't... it would be confusing considering the fact that i am my electrician...
Ummmm... if you don't like your wall paper... change it... sheesh!
Hrmmm... you know... I just re-read this entire thread and I still can't find the spot where I made such a claim... would you be so kind as to point out where I said I knew everything? I would be more than happy to retract the claim if I actually made it.... But I'm glad to see someone so confidant in their abilities and knowledge ... I'm sure you'll go far with such a robust, alpha-male attitude... rock on!
- Tanlith -
P.S.: Are you done with your little hissy fit?
Disclaimer: For those that don't know me, I have a VERY sarcastic sense of humor... the above commentary was meant to be facetious and humorous... believe me, I was grinning the whole time I wrote it....This post was not meant to flame; insult or spam anyone here. the very fact that people are coming to this site to share and learn indicates a certain level of intellectual prowess. If anyone has taken offence I sincerely don't care. May contain sodium phosphate; void where prohibited by law. Side effects may include dizziness; vomiting; diarrhea; constipation and the urge to hump the nearest cooking appliance. Do not take with alcohol or any other prescribed depressant. You must be 18yrs or older to participate. Let there be light! Let there be cable TV so my children will have something to watch while the worship me! Let there be HBO, Show Time, and Comedy Central so that those with no real talent will have a place to express themselves! Let there be The Hansens, Spice Girls and The Back Street Boys; because every generation needs their Partige Family! Let there be Spam! Let my children taste this foul Spam and resolve never to touch it again! Let there be Satan so that people won't blame everything on me! Let there be lawyers so people don't blame everything on Satan! Let there be higher education and learning centers so that my children can spend most of their life learning and not doing! Let there be three classes of people: The rich who will resolve to continually divide up the worlds riches among themselves; the middle class who will do all of the work and receive none of the pleasures the rich have; and the homeless to scare the middle class into continuing with their jobs! Thou shalt not pork thy neighbor's wife (the daughter is OK though)! Thou shalt not kill (unless it is in my name and is reasoned by ignorance and bigotry)! Thou shalt not take my name in vein (unless you hit your thumb with a hammer)! Thou shalt be excellent to one another!
tanlith
King of the Wicker People
Just for the record and for my own personal satisfaction, could someone please answer this question:
Why does this entire BBS exist?
I was under the impression that it was for everyone to share experiences and opinions for the greater good of all of us learning from eachother's successes AND mistakes alike!
I didn't think it was put here for a few dominant nazi basterds to control and bitch slap those WITH an opinion....
It's a free country... (ummm more or less - depends on how you look at it) ... and we all have a right to our opinion... so fine... Sean thinks I'm a stupid fuck... and I'm ok with that...
... but take note... your opinion of me doesn't invalidate my opinion outlined above (way above... not refering to my last post)
I made an observation about the subject matter contained within this thread.... you made a direct and personal attack on me... if you don't like my opinion on the subject matter, feel free to state it in a respectable manor
For example: "I disagree Tanlith" See... that's civilized...
But since we've slipped beyond civilized and have routed towards the obscene I guess I'll have to move to a level of conversation equal to your own... you know... so you can understand me on an intellectual level...
here goes...
Sean... you can go fuck yourself sideways... and while your at it, feel free you tell the cunt what I thought of her song... hey if we're gunna get personal... let's get personal!
- Tanlith -
Disclaimer: I really don't give a flying fuck what anyone thinks of this post!
Why does this entire BBS exist?
I was under the impression that it was for everyone to share experiences and opinions for the greater good of all of us learning from eachother's successes AND mistakes alike!
I didn't think it was put here for a few dominant nazi basterds to control and bitch slap those WITH an opinion....
It's a free country... (ummm more or less - depends on how you look at it) ... and we all have a right to our opinion... so fine... Sean thinks I'm a stupid fuck... and I'm ok with that...
... but take note... your opinion of me doesn't invalidate my opinion outlined above (way above... not refering to my last post)
I made an observation about the subject matter contained within this thread.... you made a direct and personal attack on me... if you don't like my opinion on the subject matter, feel free to state it in a respectable manor
For example: "I disagree Tanlith" See... that's civilized...
But since we've slipped beyond civilized and have routed towards the obscene I guess I'll have to move to a level of conversation equal to your own... you know... so you can understand me on an intellectual level...
here goes...
Sean... you can go fuck yourself sideways... and while your at it, feel free you tell the cunt what I thought of her song... hey if we're gunna get personal... let's get personal!
- Tanlith -
Disclaimer: I really don't give a flying fuck what anyone thinks of this post!
VSpaceBoy
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smellyfuzz said:
This part I like the most.
Are you even aware that you are slinging this attitude around because we don't agree with you? I mean, your voicing your opinion, thats what we've all done here.
The Only reason I even got into this thread was hoping to help put things in perspective to you.
But I guess since I haven't had any singing lessons, I don't have a clue as to why people are allowed to believe what they aren't.
Can you GUARANTEE that my voice will DIE in time without lessons?
NO
Can you GUARANTEE that if someone smokes they will get cancer?
NO
Just because a majority can show this or that, doesn't mean that ppl don't have the right to think and do what they want. If I want to sing without lessons, I will. What is the point of you getting all bent out of shape. ..."You dumb, dumb fucks. I think you should get some lessons!" ???!?
Maybe you need santuary in drugs or alcohol to make you realize that ppl break the laws of science ALL THE TIME. It is very well possible that one could since with an untrained voice, and sing the pants off of someone like you, LONGER THAN YOU. It might not happen all the time, but it is possible. That is the reason for you to chill out. Or try something like, "Well if it were me", or "Thats not how I understand it." Not ."Fucking DIE bastards without lessons, I hope all you dumb fucks ride motorcycles to your graves!!"
Peace Awt Yaw!!
SpaceBoy
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glynb
Balladeer
This Smellyfuzz guy is obviously a wind up merchant, and he's very good at it judging by the reaction he's getting!
If he's for real, then he really needs to take anger management course!
If we're all so dumb I wonder why he wastes so much time here givng us the benefit of his advice!
To pick up on one analogy though, if I was going to go into a fist fight I might well take adivce from someone who had been street fighting for 20 years, without ever taking a single boxing lesson. There is a thing called 'experience' which people share to great benefit.
If he's for real, then he really needs to take anger management course!
If we're all so dumb I wonder why he wastes so much time here givng us the benefit of his advice!
To pick up on one analogy though, if I was going to go into a fist fight I might well take adivce from someone who had been street fighting for 20 years, without ever taking a single boxing lesson. There is a thing called 'experience' which people share to great benefit.
tanlith
King of the Wicker People
glynb said:
I Agree! In just about any fight I would put my money on the guy with more experience...
- Tanlith -
HangDawg
bUnGhOlIo
I have to agree with Tanlith. That singer blows goats. If that is what formal training does, I'd rather listen to some of the other self taught singers around here. And as far as the preacher of bel canto, can't stand his voice either. He's even worse than smellyfart. I'd predict that neither of these guys have to worry about blowing out the voices cause nobody will listen that long. Yikes!!!!!!!
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applesmasher
New member
well maybe they just dont natturally have voices that you like. That doesnt mean thier techniques are bad, tehyre probally alot better then they would be.
tanlith
King of the Wicker People
applesmasher said:
That's not saying much...
- Tanlith -
tyler657recpro
Member
ok i have an analogy. its gonna piss you guys off tho.
If I were going into a fist fight, I would rather take advice from a Karate expert who'd been at it for 10 years then taking advice from a street fighter who'd been fighting for 20 years.
If I were going into a fist fight, I would rather take advice from a Karate expert who'd been at it for 10 years then taking advice from a street fighter who'd been fighting for 20 years.
VSpaceBoy
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tyler657recpro said:
What about a street fighter that has been kicking Karate experts asses for 20 years?
Here is a story.
When I was 22 I started taking Karate lessons <well a form of Karate> and I quit after 6 months. WHY you may ask yourself! Because I was taking lessons from 3 blackbelts who had been studying and training for over ten years and I kicked their asses!! Trophies here and there all over their place. But my natural ability and strength kicked their asses. Now I'm sure that there are plenty of people training out there that could kick my ass, but training is not a cure all.
SpaceBoy
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applesmasher
New member
Go fight the ones that know pressure points and how to break bones and then youll have some good ass kiking.
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glynb
Balladeer
I have a simpler method. I look around for a heavy object, then when their back is turned...
I wish the Troll had never used his figthing analogy now. Hang on, it was ME who picked up on it!!
I once knew a singing black belt, he could really KNOCK OUT a THUMPING tune. LOL
I wish the Troll had never used his figthing analogy now. Hang on, it was ME who picked up on it!!
I once knew a singing black belt, he could really KNOCK OUT a THUMPING tune. LOL
VSpaceBoy
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glynb said:
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