Dogman
Unkle Ticklefingers
Actually, you COULDN'T take a second. You are too dumb to figure out how to play an MP3. But your good at kiddie porn, so you might as well leave now.teddyboy said:
Buh Bye....
Buh Bye....
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teddyboy
New member
Dogman said:Actually, you COULDN'T take a second. You are too dumb to figure out how to play an MP3. But your good at kiddie porn, so you might as well leave now.
Buh Bye....
what is the matter Dogman?results of your last recording got ya down?
that is understandable considering it is another piece of shit.
answer me this Dogbreath,how do you deal with being a stagnated- weekender at best?I bet you do the local redneck bar circuit huh?what does that gig pay?like 30 bucks a night or something?go get 'em tiger,i mean doggy.you know doggy well right?that is the sexual position that your mother likes to be in when receiving Ted's massive shaft and ballbag.
So,whilst I am busy recording and producing masterpieces the likes of which you could never come close to achieving in your pathetic basement portastudio,you will still be uploading your weak,self-indulgent mp3's for all of these buttplugs here to laugh at behind your back.
like I said-go get em doggy!
Ted Philips/Mystery Records
Dogman
Unkle Ticklefingers
Actually, Dogbreath is another user. If you wish to speak to me in the future, you should try and get the names right. Hell, skippy, If I made $30 at some redneck bar, that would still be $29.95 more than you are worth.teddyboy said:
Damn son, go back to Myspace.com, learn a little, then maybe try and come back to play with the grownups. But for now, Go sit at the card table with the children.
Buh Bye.
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true-eurt
Maneater
LMAO!!!! I am impressed. I want to be on a MISERY record!! It is what I awake for and what I go to sleep dreaming of !! Somebody please help me to be good enough to be in Teddyland.....pweeeeese Somebody piss in the mic quick!! Isn't that the sound, that will get ya into the Misery record club? Pssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss......lookie, I am pisssssssing all over the mic now!! Yeah Teddy baby...now I will piss on you!! Hold still, I don't want to get the carpet wet!! 
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RAMI
Guest
Yeah, I keep sending him demos, but he doesn't accept anything from anyone over 12. That's why he's in jail.
Gorty
New member
teddyboy said:
what is the matter Dogman?results of your last recording got ya down?
that is understandable considering it is another piece of shit.
answer me this Dogbreath,how do you deal with being a stagnated- weekender at best?I bet you do the local redneck bar circuit huh?what does that gig pay?like 30 bucks a night or something?go get 'em tiger,i mean doggy.you know doggy well right?that is the sexual position that your mother likes to be in when receiving Ted's massive shaft and ballbag.
So,whilst I am busy recording and producing masterpieces the likes of which you could never come close to achieving in your pathetic basement portastudio,you will still be uploading your weak,self-indulgent mp3's for all of these buttplugs here to laugh at behind your back.
like I said-go get em doggy!
Ted Philips/Mystery Records
I have never even heard of Ted Philips/Mystery Records.
You and your imaginary artists are doing a good job of living up to your imaginary record companies name!!
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RAMI
Guest
It's a long running joke, Gorty. This guy once came on ANNOUNCING that his pathetic music was "FREE FOR DOWNLOAD FOR A LIMITED TIME!!!!" and then wet his diapers when nobody gave a shit. Since then, he's too embarrassed to post his music and has created some stupid character who has been "threatening" people for a year. It was mildly amusing for a while, now you got to just feel sorry for the kid.
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teddyboy
New member
RAMI said:
Poor,poor Rami.still sore about being taken down a notch...
the jealousy on this bbs is quite amusing to me and my cohorts in the office.
we sit back and smile whilst reading your snide commentary regarding whom you think "Ted Philips" or "Mystery Records" is.
obviously I've hurt Dogmans gentle feelings also.boo-fuckin'-hoo...
By the way Rami,how many records have you SOLD$$$$?
my client,the mesmerizing Christian is on vacation(actually he's shooting a video w/Mark Romanec directing)in Brazil.that's in South America by the way.
Record companies don't mind spending a little denero on a client with real-talent.who represents you Rami?lemme guess,your mom,your girlfriend?
I am lauging so hard right now I am in tears...
keep 'em coming boy's,you know who will have the last laugh here...
Ted Philips/Mystery Records
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teddyboy
New member
Gorty said:
Maam,
only pussies and disease come from West Australia.
let me know when you put out a "real" record.
until then I won't waste my time with you.
Ted Philips/Mystery Records
SouthSIDE Glen
independentrecording.net
Aitn't nothin' wrong with young Theodore that a bottle of Crown Royal and a cheerleader lush can't fix.
In the meantime Ted, why don't you piss and moan about your not having a life to a free clinic counselor and stop dumping on the rest of the world.
G.
In the meantime Ted, why don't you piss and moan about your not having a life to a free clinic counselor and stop dumping on the rest of the world.
G.
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RAMI
Guest
Christian who?
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Mike3354
New member
teddyboy said:
Hey, Ted, is 'denero' anything like the Spanish word for money, 'dinero'?
Or maybe your slang is just too highbrow for someone such as myself.
And, upon a search in Google, I can't find a website for Mystery Records. Please, Ted, direct me to the website that showcases your "wonderful" artists. I would love to see the gold that your record company puts out.
Dogman
Unkle Ticklefingers
Gold...well, it's more of an off shade of brown. Some call it poo, but teddy and his adorable, doe eyed christian call it gold. Everytime they dump, gold is made....Mike3354 said: