Quick Critiques please....

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You and your faggy little buddies got into a real studio once, awesome! :D

Better than I ever did....you rock! :eek:
 
Once? We were in their for 2 years mate.

And everybody hates Cockneys. It comes as standard. Unless you actually know a real Cockney and they're alright, they're hated. And for good reason. They're a blight to our Country. Like Hillbillies and hicks are to yours.

I was wondering how you "found" imaginarygirlfriends.com..... Hmmmm
 
jake-owa said:
Awful open-minded statement there you caring person you.

And you followed that with a homophobic insult. You really do know how to contradict yourself don't you?
 
Right. The points you make on the song are fine, and I agree. If you note my posts mentioning that I'd over compressed the vocal and the original saying they weren't strong vocals you'd know that.

BUT. And it's a big but.

"I think you should be conscious of exactly where you are at in the music food chain. This sounds like a work up demo. That is EXACTLY what it sounds like, a work up demo."

No mate. This is someone making a song by himself for himself. This is something I did to keep a record of a song my band and I decided we didn't want to play.

"You put out a far from finished product (by your own admission) and asked for opinions, then got defensive when the opinions came."

Again wrong. I am more than fine with opinions which came my way, but not HOW they were phrased, as I've pointed out repeatedly. Being courteous costs nothing.

"Now, you can kill the messenger, or, you can say, "Yup, there is a lot of suck going on in this". If you can't hear that, then you have other issues to attend to, and maybe a music career isn't in your near future."

Don't tell me about my future in music after listening to a rough I recorded alone in about 30 minutes.

"Any asswipe A&R guy wouldn't take the time, and you submitting something this horrid sounding to an "industry person" would have been the quick way to never hearing from that person again!"

Would I ever have submitted this to an A+R person? No. Don't be fucking stupid. I have professional recordings done in a studio with my band. Me attempting to mix and record myself playing everything is something I do for fun and something I intend to improve on.

"Have some fucking pride! If you are going to post crap, be man enough to take the negative comments YOUR crap brought on."

Again. It's the WAY the opinions were pushed across.

"I was nice above by suggesting that you have too long of attack and too short of release on your vocal track. TAKE THE FUCING HINT and look into that."

You'll note if you listen again, I did that. You'll also note I did it before you even mentioned it and finally, you'll note I said on my second post in this thread that I'd over compressed the vocals. My advice to you is read a whole post thoroughly instead of reading bits and posting.

"So, your bitchin' got you what? You wanna hear "quickie" mixes that I do? I spent one hour mixing Song 1, and used the exact settings for every other song in this. As well, this was a live recording and I had NO time to move mics to optimize the recording.
Little man, when you can produce something that sounds even half that good, then Jake comes along bashing it, you have a bitch. Until then, shut the fuck up and try to learn something."

Wow. Isn't your dick big. You the big man on campus now. Thanks for taking the time to say nothing relevant.
 
UB802 said:
And in addition, what the fuck is up with sending email harrassing Jake. You a fag or something?

Get over yourself. You got something to say, say it and be done with it. 20 emails to berate the guy? Pulease. At some point you just start repeating yourself, and you look like a total jackass then!

Another addition to club homophobia. Welcome!

HE emailed me first. I replied. He replied. That's how it got to 20. He started it, I continued it, until he stopped.

Jeez.
 
UB802 said:
And in addition, what the fuck is up with sending email harrassing Jake. You a fag or something?

Get over yourself. You got something to say, say it and be done with it. 20 emails to berate the guy? Pulease. At some point you just start repeating yourself, and you look like a total jackass then!
He's actually right, I started that. I sent him a "does youw poor wittle pussy huwt?" email. I have tried being funny with the guy but he doesn't seem to get that. I gave him the old "watch out MUAHAHAHAHA" thing but it didn't work.

So now I called my dad here (named after a tiny euromixer something or other) and he spanked you wittwe ass raw.

This is funny....all of it. It has been entertaining at times and dull at others but boy, what a ride.
 
Wow, now Ed is joining in as well? Somebody make it stop. Ed - we all know you are a superb engineer. You can put your dick away now :) Jake can look after himself ok by the looks of it.

Tell you what a recording retard such as myself would really appreciate? If you were to start writing some posts on how to make such a good sound (beyond just the gear, cos you have loads of expensive stuff) again ... like the old days ... like Sonusman would :)

And please don't start on me, cos I seriously can't hack it right now (see my hi-jacking of the Valentine's thread in the Aux Bus).
 
Oh no....it's Pip again... :rolleyes:

"go away Pip, nobody likes you"

Man noisedude, you crack me up. Did you see the admission in the "your ass smells like noisedude's dick" thread?
 
Between the two of you what can I do other than this?

I have written a song for you UB802. I think you'll appreciate the deepness involved.



Please, please critique this.

And for you Jake. You win I think you deserve this....
 

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Nah I didn't actually write that. But it's relevant right now.
 
Jake I can handle ... he's a known quantity. Bring it, bitch! :)

"Well, enjoy a bit of the summer for me chaps, I have to go to summer school because both my parents are dead."
"Goddam you suck, Pip."
 
Awwww ... I seen the admission now ... I wub you too Jakey-pie! :mad:
 
noisedude said:
Jake I can handle ... he's a known quantity. Bring it, bitch! :)
Are you sure about that?
 

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Bitch! Stop stealing my photos! If there's one thing worse than vandalising a guy's avatar, it's stealing his portrait and sticking your own ugly mug on it :mad:
 
Finally found my nowhere userid and password and I was able to download the tune. Still Interested in comments on your song?

The bass is out of control, the intonation is way off. The guitars often seem to compete with each other and neither one wins. Especially the guitar on the left. The lead vocals are too quiet in most parts and the backup vocals are too loud. And again the ending doesn’t fit in with the emotion of the rest of the song .
 
Hi there,
I know how it feels to get your dalings killed.
I`m`gonna ignore what this thread lead to and focus on the song.
I can see (i think) what you were aiming for here.
It is extremely hard to get separation on guitarrs when you whant that muddy Lanois sound, you need to work on the frq, pan and room placement (reverb)
I dont think the fuzzzzzy guitarrs work in a song like this, try something more tubedistortionish. Since you dont have any drums i think you need a more steady bass to move the song forward.
Maby a shaker to keep the beat.Ok the singing isnt your best for sure, i know you can do better. On the lead vokal cut everything below 100hz on the backup even more and keep them quieter than the lead they are only for backup not to take control.

Thats it. Rekommend a thick skin in the future ;-)

/emser
 
UB802 said:
Oh, and wasn't "sonusman" banned from here and totally erased from the server? (well, except the fucking article the dumbass admin can't seem to remove from his website even AFTER sonusman specifically requested that they not be hosted on this server anymore..........with Dragon making money, I bet sonusman has a royalty case here! :D)
But you wouldn't know about any of that ... would you? :)

I'm serious dude, you call it horrible engineering and I call it dimwits like me trying to learn. It's clearly the same thing ... but as someone who doesn't engineer horribly ... how about starting giving out some advice again .... whoever you are ;)
 
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