Quick Critiques please....

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Normally I wouldn't bother retaliating to someone with an IP as low as Jeep.

But this guy....

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What the fuck are you an optician?
Let's me fair here. Your post is starts with; "normally i wouldnt participate in ganging up on someone in one of these forums..."

Yet you did, Post 31 and 71 were both by you. Neither post constructive, neither post having anything to do with anything except your blatant homophobia and love of using BIG FONTS

I can see why you're mad about people picking up on spelling. GO BACK TO SCHOOL.

Here are some reasons why I will pay no attention to anything you say:

pretensious.
consise.
sniveling

I must ask you something, you say;
"the ad looks like gay bait."
I love homophobia. But seriously. How do you know what gay bait looks like? I, for one, don't have a clue.

"the recording is worthless crap."
Not really mate, the recording AS FUCKING STATED REPEATEDLY is for my old songs we don't play collection. It doesn't have to be perfect, it doesn't have to be good, but I wanted to improve my mix. That's all cock smoker. I really can't insist enough that you not only learn to spell, but you learn to read. Then read this post start to finish and understand not once have I stated it was a good recording, not once have I stated it was a good performance, the only thing I said that was pro-song, that I liked it and was proud of it (the song not the performance). If you don't I have a box of tissues with your name on it. Land Rover or whatever you call yourself.


"only a nansy pansy whines about spelling and grammar in a recording forum."
Only morons with an IQ smaller than their age have difficulty spelling. You've been doing it since the age of 5, how the fuck can you be so bad at it. I hope you have a doctors note for it.

"lose the ad banner"
Erm...no. It's been here ages, if you don't like it, turn signatures off, or better still block me. Maybe then you can pretend to be an optician in someone else's post.

"quit bitching about spelling"
I'll quit when you learn how to spell. I have a feeling I'll be here a LONG time.

"quit making excuses"
You really are dense. I'm not making excuses I'm having to continually explain what I said in earlier posts. It seems some people have a distain for reading. Try reading my last big post before this. Then hang yourself :)
Or write a really funny comeback using homophobia and BIG FONTS.

You really are a funny, funny guy.
 
bazzlad said:
Lol, I KNOW IT NEEDS RE DOING, but I don't want to, it's not a serious project for me
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Then why did you freak out like a brat who got her pony tails pulled??
bazzlad said:
Listen to the song KIDS on the same site, that was something I put effort into. It's not perfect, but it's pretty good. :)
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But you did not record that one correct? That was in a real studio right?

So we are dealing with your recording skills here. You need to improve. After I pointed it out you made a very stiff claim that the bass was in tune and in time (which I never said it wasn't) and from that went on to melt down by posting all my lyrics and telling me I have no righ EVER to comment on...blah, blah...

We all have the right, calm down and learn.

Everyone seems to be on the same page here but you. Are you gonna come along?
 
"Then why did you freak out like a brat who got her pony tails pulled??"
Not because of what you said, but HOW you said it. Man, I've said this a million times, negative feedback doesn't bother me, as long as there's an alternative at the end.

"But you did not record that one correct? That was in a real studio right?"
I did record Kids. I am very proud of that. It's not perfect but that's what I can do when taking a song seriously that I want people to hear.

"So we are dealing with your recording skills here. You need to improve. After I pointed it out you made a very stiff claim that the bass was in tune and in time (which I never said it wasn't) and from that went on to melt down by posting all my lyrics and telling me I have no righ EVER to comment on...blah, blah..."

I actually posted that BEFORE you posted your critique in a nicer fashion.


But yeah. Kids is done by me, the other on there was done at a studio.
 
Dude, here's the thing, I don't give a fuck what you think about how I say shit, get it dumbass? The sooner you stop acting like a fucking retard and start taking your cracks like a man is the sooner the world starts respecting you as a man.

The thing is, I know how it is to be young, I understand what it's like to be an alcholic, I can respect that. Your problem (not unique by any means) is that you are still a little to green to handle your liquor. Come back when you have a bit more tolerance and drink with the adults. Sometimes we don't talk nice but if you start foaming at the mouth we usually just leave you alone. It's boooooring as hell.

Get the analogy kid?
 
The world really starts to spank your ass when you realize that everything you say applies to you more than anyone else.

Read that gay ass sig of yours over and over and over....
 
Angels Wings has a couple of fundamental problems - loads of distortion that unless you have the worst MP3 encoder ever is caused by 2nd-rate gain staging. The song keep changing speed - I was trying to not notice it but it kept speeding up then grinding to a halt and I was like, "what the chuff? What was wrong with the speed the last line was at?". And get that frigging solo guitar to sit still. It's not a cool effect - it's frigging annoying when you're sat in a decent stereo field. I can't imagine how pissed off I would be if I was trying to listen to that on the bus on headphones.

Kids - some of the guitars sound like they were done using the 'China' preset on a Zoom 505. Nails down a blackboard! Distortion on the drums big time again, makes the chorus unlistenable because the kick just blows. I like one or two of the backing vox effects, and one of the guitar fade-ins. Should I assume the drums were programmed on this one? Cos the cymbals have no decay, sounds like they're being damped.
 
"Dude, here's the thing, I don't give a fuck what you think about how I say shit, get it dumbass?"

Well you obviously do. You cared enough to write me over 10 emails. You care enough to reply every 10 minutes. You care.

"The sooner you stop acting like a fucking retard and start taking your cracks like a man is the sooner the world starts respecting you as a man."

The point is this, why should I have to take cracks off someone like you? The answer is I don't and I won't. You don't get any respect from me by being an asshole. Have a cry about it.

"The thing is, I know how it is to be young, I understand what it's like to be an alcholic, I can respect that."

An alcoholic you mean. I don't care what you understand. Don't talk to me about drinking. You Americans have to wait till you're 21, we start at 15 over here.

"Your problem (not unique by any means) is that you are still a little to green to handle your liquor. Come back when you have a bit more tolerance and drink with the adults."

What has this got to do with anything? This is THE most, moronic, irrelevant subject change ever. Seriously. If you want to compare dick sizes you do it.

I'm really cool. I can drink beer and paint houses and be an online asshole.

Congratulations. You win the prize.

"Sometimes we don't talk nice but if you start foaming at the mouth we usually just leave you alone. It's boooooring as hell."

If it's so boring feel free to stop. I'm just warming up.


Really you are a prick. Everytime I feel this is coming to an end, you start again, pissing me off trying to be cool. You're not. Wanker.
 
"Angels Wings has a couple of fundamental problems - loads of distortion that unless you have the worst MP3 encoder ever is caused by 2nd-rate gain staging."

There should only be distortion on the distorted guitars in the chorus. That's meant to be there.

"The song keep changing speed - I was trying to not notice it but it kept speeding up then grinding to a halt and I was like, "what the chuff? What was wrong with the speed the last line was at?"

That's spot on. We used to play with a jazz drummer, who refused to click track. We kicked him out of the band for it.


"And get that frigging solo guitar to sit still. It's not a cool effect - it's frigging annoying when you're sat in a decent stereo field. I can't imagine how pissed off I would be if I was trying to listen to that on the bus on headphones."

That's one of my favourite bits of it. On headphones it sounds pretty cool. Try it.


"Kids - some of the guitars sound like they were done using the 'China' preset on a Zoom 505. Nails down a blackboard!"

Korg Ax1500 G.

"Distortion on the drums big time again, makes the chorus unlistenable because the kick just blows."

The drums were sampled and programmed by me. It was hard to make them sound real. Everyone was saying the kick was poncy, so I beefed it up a little.

"I like one or two of the backing vox effects, and one of the guitar fade-ins."

Thanks.

Cheers for that. Angels' Wings was done in a studio 2 years ago so there's sweet fuck all I can do about that, but I'll look at the kick drum in kids again. Would you happen to know what frequency I'd have to mute to take the ooomph off it?
 
Dude, this is seriously not cool. You're talking ass big time. You've talked yourself up, then talked yourself down, then pretended not to be bothered, then shown yourself to be bothered. Then you've dissed people, and when they've dissed you back you've got hissy for them dissing you. And all because someone you don't know and never met said something you didn't like on the internet.

Please.

You don't get to do this on your terms, you know. You don't get to decide who you "take cracks" off. It's like the real world - sometimes people say stuff you don't like, but you can't stop them saying it, you can't go over and break their noses, because you'll get battered. You'll get battered because, as far as everyone else is concerned, you should have taken your diss and not make such a meal out of it. They're thinking, "why does he think he's the first person to have his ego damaged?".

Real world, mate. Live with it! :)
 
Why in your tiny cranium should I be ashamed of being a housepainter?

You beat that into the ground, what's your glitch? I say things how I feel is appropriate. If you don't like it, no, I don't care. If you don't like the spelling, I really don't care. I have seen quite a few gramatical errors in your phrasing and syntax but I really don't have concern you seem to be saturated with over the issue.

You are a richkid with a fake-problem, fuck you.

I answer when I like, HOW I like you twit. You are just words on a screen and for now your corpse seems to be fun to kick around. You still don't see how dead this issue is?

No one likes your engineering work. I feel mine is slightly better but we all have a lot to learn. you tell me how you hear it and I tell you how I hear it, period.

Don't make it personal and it won't come to this kind of preschool recess battle.
 
bazzlad said:
There should only be distortion on the distorted guitars in the chorus. That's meant to be there.
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The drums were sampled and programmed by me. It was hard to make them sound real. Everyone was saying the kick was poncy, so I beefed it up a little.
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Now, bear in mind that I know fuck all about good engineering, but if you listen on some proper monitors you can hear that there is an overload going on somewhere, a digital distortion that is ruining the whole sound.

Maybe you need to back off your levels a bit - if your monitoring cost less than £300 or so, you need to spend as much time staring at all the relevant level meters for each channel as you spend actually listening to how it sounds. Mixing by sight is a bad habit - but if you seriously can't hear the clipping then you're going to have to work it out somehow. Unless the samples themselves are clipped, in which case, keep a better eye on your preamp and consider engaging the pad on your mic if there is one.
 
"You've talked yourself up, then talked yourself down"
"Then pretended not to be bothered, then shown yourself to be bothered."

No. I've stated that one song was rough and the rest aren't. I take my music seriously, the one song I posted is a rough and I'm not bothered about it.

"Then you've dissed people, and when they've dissed you back you've got hissy for them dissing you."

Why can't anyone read? He "dissed" me first. Then got mad when I retaliated. He emailed me first, then got mad when I retaliated.

"You don't get to do this on your terms, you know. You don't get to decide who you "take cracks" off. It's like the real world - sometimes people say stuff you don't like, but you can't stop them saying it, you can't go over and break their noses, because you'll get battered."

But in the real world he wouldn't have started it, because by the same twist of fate, he'd get his nose broken.

I don't get how you can't see this. He said himself he was harsh on critiqing me, and I'll admit I was harsh in my response. But it's black and white to me mate, he started it, I continued it. That's how it's worked and how it will work until it ends.
 
Bazzle, it takes a big man to admit when he's wrong so I don't guess we'll be hearing one today...

...but in my opinion you owe this whole BBS a big one.
 
bazzlad said:
But it's black and white to me mate, he started it, I continued it. That's how it's worked and how it will work until it ends.
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As an adult, which I think you can be, you choose when it ends. Fights in the schoolyard carry on until someone quits. When you're old enough to know better, you get to decide not to carry on. Not getting the last word in every argument is an essential skill to learn - if we all argued like you two bitches, there would be no conversation but argument in the entire human world!
 
One last post before I need to get sleep. I have bills to pay.

"Why in your tiny cranium should I be ashamed of being a housepainter?"
If you shouldn't, why do you get so bothered that you feel the need to reply constantly? I mean you and your friends have called me gay a million times, but I don't even bother answering that. I know I'm not, and if I were, there would be nothing anyone could do about it and thus, it wouldn't bother me. I'd also have a hot boyfriend if I were gay.

"I have seen quite a few gramatical errors in your phrasing and syntax but I really don't have concern you seem to be saturated with over the issue."
I love how in that statement you spelt “grammatical”. I make mistakes, but mine are far and few. It’s not bad spelling I have a problem with; it’s laziness on the internet. It pissed me the fuck off. All this:
“U R A DIKEAD”.
Type of thing.

"You are a richkid with a fake-problem, fuck you."
What a statement. Yeah. Rich kid, fake problem. You hit the nail on the head that time.

"I answer when I like, HOW I like you twit. You are just words on a screen and for now your corpse seems to be fun to kick around. You still don't see how dead this issue is? "
From my angle mate I ain't getting no kicking. Every argument you've presented has been countered and every insult bettered. I can and will carry this on for as long as it takes. Days, months, years. It doesn't affect me.

"No one likes your engineering work"
I don't feel I have engineering work. I feel I'm a complete starter in that field and that I am attempting to get better which is why all that time ago, I joined this site.

"Don't make it personal and it won't come to this kind of preschool recess battle."

WHY DO YOU CONSTANTLY FAIL TO REALISE YOU MADE IT PERSONAL AND I JUST CONTINUED THE TREND? REALLY?
 
I give up, you win again. You are so right all the time.

Sorry...I will sulk away now. Nose broken and one bettered everytime. Oh the shame of defeat! :o
 
You know ... it's actually quite good fun, this. I feel like an intermediary, or a referee. Except I know I'm not safe, and that any time Jake may unleash the FULL FURY of his fake avatars upon me. Waah! :)

Take it easy, guys. It's ten to one in the morning and I'm off to bed.
 
bazzlad said:
I'm not making excuses I'm having to continually explain what I said in earlier posts. It seems some people have a distain for reading.
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ha!

this guy even makes excuses for his excuses!

its all our fault he has to make excuses over and over!

distain?

ha!

maybe he will see how easy it is to pick out spelling errors? i doubt it. he seems immune to constructive criticism.
 
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