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[TelePaul]

Jesus. One day we'll have a talk about the apostrophe and the semi-colon. No wonder you're failing college. And who said anything about where it was bought? Dublin, same as yours. Dumb fuck.

Btw, emblazened? Try that spelling again. (It's also screen printed by the way). This annoys the shit out of me; people throw money at stuff that they make no effort to understand. "Do I move the saddles back if it's sharp?" I mean for fuck's sake.

And don't get me started on playing the piece of shit. Unintentionally atonal bends do not a good guitarist make. Fuck it, you don't even know your chords. Retarded prick.

I've had a long day; in case you forget, my college course actually counts for something. I don't read books all day and joke about periods with an American guy. I learn about why, in one year, i will ahve more money than you (microeconomic theory).

As far as I'm concerned, the technical schematics of a musical instrument are incidental when compared to playing the thing.

As for playing? Why the fuck did you buy a Strat to play Irish trad? It's like giving someone a kazoo and standing them with the woodwind section of the London Philharmonic. Put your money where your mouth is when it comes to your playing. MP3 clinic. We'll include a poll.

 

[travelin travis]

Someone's gonna be sleeping on the couch!

 

[TelePaul]

Someone's gonna be sleeping on the couch!

write your fucking tutorial!!!

 

[travelin travis]

A showdown!

Yay! Tele vs. Strat!

 

[TelePaul]

A showdown!

Yay! Tele vs. Strat!

What did I just say???

 

[travelin travis]

What did I just say???

That you wanted to lick a dog penis?

 

[TelePaul]

Oh and I can tell when you dont write a post for ages you're actually looking up fancy words in the dictionary 32-20. (that's not even your real name!!)

 

[32-20-Blues]

As for playing? Why the fuck did you buy a Strat to play Irish trad?

I bought it to play everything. But now that you mention electric traditional music......

Never heard of Richard Thompson/Martin Simpson/John Renbourn?

Probably not, actually. You really don't know much music.

Playing in the mixing clinic? Fine.

Are we going to have one of your endless pentatonic rambles without a given tempo, or will you at least try to be a proper musician and play over a track?

 

[TelePaul]

I want to lick a dog penis!

Nope not me travis!

 

[32-20-Blues]

32-20. (that's not even your real name!!)

No shit. What the fuck, and yours is Tele?

 

[travelin travis]

Ok, settle down girls. Don't make me drag True in here with here paddle.

 

[TelePaul]

I bought it to play everything. But now that you mention electric traditional music......

Never heard of Richard Thompson/Martin Simpson/John Renbourn?

Richard Thompson: Lowdens and Martins for the most part.
John Renbourn: Martins exclusively (I should know, I have one, are ya gonna slag that off?)

Probably not, actually. You really don't know much music.

Because music is just Richard Thompson/Martin Simpson/John Renbourn?
Whattya know about Metallica? Guns N Roses? John Martyn? Van Morrison? You fucking GAVE me led zeppelin 4 because you DIDN'T LIKE IT!

Playing in the mixing clinic? Fine.

Are we going to have one of your endless pentatonic rambles without a given tempo, or will you at least try to be a proper musician and play over a track?

You havn't recorded anyhting...ever. Your Hungerstrike guitar doesn't even sync up! Why are you on the home recording site if you don't record at home??

 

[TelePaul]

No shit. What the fuck, and yours is Tele?

half it is.

 

[travelin travis]

This isn't the place for it but I'll drag Pickles in here if that's what it takes to stop this silly shit.........

 

[TelePaul]

This isn't the place for it but I'll drag Pickles in here if that's what it takes to stop this silly shit.........

Whos Pickles??

 

[32-20-Blues]

half it is.

Half your real name is Tele? You really are slow. And I'm not just saying that to prove a point. I mean it. You're not bright.

And: John Renbourn: Gibson's. Richard Thompson: Fenders, Ferringtons.

 

[TelePaul]

Do either of you asshats know how signal routing works yet? And why in the hell haven't you made the move to Reaper yet? Hmmm?

Not really...nope. What does it refer to?

 

[TelePaul]

Half your real name is Tele? You really are slow. And I'm not just saying that to prove a point. I mean it. You're not bright.

And: John Renbourn: Gibson's. Richard Thompson: Fenders, Ferringtons.

Yeah I hear Richard Thompson recorded 'Beeswing' on his 1954 fender strat. And he nailed 'Vincent Black Lightning' on his '52 Tele. And he played 'Old Thames Side' on his hot rails fat strat deuxe.

 

[travelin travis]

Not really...nope. What does it refer to?

sends, returns, inserts, etc.

 

[32-20-Blues]

Yeah I hear Richard Thompson recorded 'Beeswing' on his 1954 fender strat. And he nailed 'Vincent Black Lightning' on his '52 Tele. And he played 'Old Thames Side' on his hot rails fat strat deuxe.

Strict Tempo. Album recorded solely on his Strat. Solely consisting of Irish trad and Scottish tunes.

Trust you to go straight for the greatest hits, though, right?