New MIcs like Neuman

[boingoman]

Ahhh..the return of McSleaze.

Heavy traffic in your area today? How's about you put on a blind fold and try to find out by feel?

 

[mcolling]

hehe

This is pretty funny. I want that baster- I'll take 2000!

 

[omtayslick]

How 'bout throwing in the mic with a purchase of a baster?

 

[gobblefisher]

I'm gonna have to judge a touch here...the joke gets a C- . Creative, yes, followed though, yes, but as far as comic value is to be concerned, none at all. Many thanks,
Gobblefisher

 

[c7sus]

Hi, I notice that there are many here that love good, cost effective mics to record with. I have found the best mic for recording virtually every instrument imaginable! These mics beat your favorite high-end expensive brands in sound and cost. The ASM B-1 is simply the best single pattern condensor mic available! These amazing mics retail for just $99.95. The ASM B-1 has a freq. response of 9-40kHz and a noise floor of -196dB.

You can quite imagine the crystal clear recordings that can be made.

So, how do we do it for such a low price? Remember, these mics are better in fit, form and function than even the top "N" mic.

We buy the parts in China and assemble these amazing mics while the barge is sailing to the U.S. Yes, thats right. we BUILD the mics ON THE BARGE.

We think that this innovative approach to precision mic building is head and shoulders above any mic builder anywhere.

I would appreciate any and all responses to this generous first-time offer. Try one of these thoroughbred beauties at *our* expense. Go to our website, or meet us at the dock in good ol' Boston, Ma! We are there once every two weeks on Friday between 8Am and 5Pm. This is our usual INS inspection day for our diligent workers.

Look forward to hearing your recordings with our fine, Made-closeto-USA mics!

Thankyou!!

Fuck off and die, spammer shithead.

Shove those Chinese mics up your stupid ass.

 

[pkmusic]

Fuck off and die, spammer shithead.

Shove those Chinese mics up your stupid ass.

Spam....mer!!??!! Great idea!! How about instead of free turkey baster, you give away free Spam?

 

[robgb]

Silly me. I keep forgetting that most musicians are hopelessly stranded in adolescence... with humor to match.

 

[boingoman]

Yes- starting a Neumann/Studio Projects thread was much more mature, I agree.

 

[noisedude]

Also, being a complete dorkwad is really mature.

The only thing left to work out is ... who IS that mysterious Mic Sales? Is it Chessrock in disguise? An alternative Acorec persona? Maybe even one of MrQQ's multiple split personalities?

Hmmm .... maybe it's Harvey spamming again.

 

[robgb]

Yes- starting a Neumann/Studio Projects thread was much more mature, I agree.

That's the point, buttmunch. I was making a serious comment about the quality of Studio Projects mics, trying to point out to those who can't afford something more expensive that they don't need to. That those mics (and probably others like it) will serve you well.

Then a bunch of jackasses hijacked the thing and turned it into a slugfest. Grow the f**k up.

 

[boingoman]

That's the point, buttmunch. I was making a serious comment about the quality of Studio Projects mics, trying to point out to those who can't afford something more expensive that they don't need to. That those mics (and probably others like it) will serve you well.

Then a bunch of jackasses hijacked the thing and turned it into a slugfest. Grow the f**k up.

I do believe you hijacked a Behringer thread with your SP twaddle, my man, then brought the fight to the mic forum.

At least have the balls to spell out your swear words.

Like this:

Blow me, troll.

 

[robgb]

Blow me, troll.

You strike me as a catcher, not a pitcher.

I didn't hijack ANY thread. I made a comment and babies like you reacted, spreading your immaturity like a virus. Jesus, you'd think we were talking politics and religion...

 

[boingoman]

Among musicians, like any other profession, there is a certain elitism that develops -- usually the blokes who must compensate for their lack of talent by bashing anything in their path.

This is the first sentence of your first post on this board. You asked for everything you have gotten since then.

Pretty much everything you have posted since then refers to some kid of baby-whining and martyring about elitists, or saying "I'm not comparing, but..."

You are even too self-absorbed to search and see if stuff has been posted before, like your mic demo.