cobradenim
New member
What does a stripper do to her ass before she goes to work?
Gives him pair of drumsticks and drops him off at band practice!!!
Gives him pair of drumsticks and drops him off at band practice!!!
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deepwater
New member
Why do bands hire sound guys?
So they can have a ride to the gig!!
So they can have a ride to the gig!!
Zona Mona
New member
The Lord decided to go down to earth and take a walk one day. He cam upon a man crying.
"Why are you crying my son?" he asked.
"I am blind , and have never seen a sunset." So the lord healed him and he was happy.
He came upon another man crying.
"Why are you crying my son?" he asked.
"I am crippled, and I have never walked" So the lord healed him and he was happy.
He came upon yet another man crying.
"Why are you crying my son?" he asked.
"Lord, I am a professional musician."
And the lord sat down and cried with him.
"Why are you crying my son?" he asked.
"I am blind , and have never seen a sunset." So the lord healed him and he was happy.
He came upon another man crying.
"Why are you crying my son?" he asked.
"I am crippled, and I have never walked" So the lord healed him and he was happy.
He came upon yet another man crying.
"Why are you crying my son?" he asked.
"Lord, I am a professional musician."
And the lord sat down and cried with him.
Zona Mona
New member
Another. 
I came to the pearly gates and was talking to St. Peter, when all of the sudden I heard a gut-busting drum solo. I was impressed. It seemed Buddy Rich had gotten into heaven too. So I turned to St.Peter and asked him, "Is that Buddy Rich?"
"No", he replied, "that's God, he just thinks he's Buddy Rich"
I came to the pearly gates and was talking to St. Peter, when all of the sudden I heard a gut-busting drum solo. I was impressed. It seemed Buddy Rich had gotten into heaven too. So I turned to St.Peter and asked him, "Is that Buddy Rich?"
"No", he replied, "that's God, he just thinks he's Buddy Rich"
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Yfoiler
New member
Big Bands and Livestock...
What is the difference between a "Big Band" and a Bull?
A bull has the horns up front and the asshole in the back!
What is the difference between a "Big Band" and a Bull?
A bull has the horns up front and the asshole in the back!
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Harlequin Man
New member
What do you do to someone who cant play an instrument?
~Give them drumsticks
What do you do to a drummer who can't play?
~Take away one stick and tell him to wave the other in the air.(Conductor)
~Give them drumsticks
What do you do to a drummer who can't play?
~Take away one stick and tell him to wave the other in the air.(Conductor)
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Love & Light
New member
What has 9 arms and sucks?
Def Leppard.....
Oops!
Def Leppard.....
Oops!
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David Artis
Active member
What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft????
A Flat Miner.
A Flat Miner.
vestast
Gassy Member
How many guitar players does it take to change a lightbulb ?
1 to do it and 5 more to say "I could have done it better"
1 to do it and 5 more to say "I could have done it better"
Purge
Traitorous Usurper
That was fucking funny.Love & Light said:
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satchmo
New member
Damn you stole mine
Tadpui
Well-known member
How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They have machines that do that now.
None. They have machines that do that now.
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Clive Hugh
New member
Q. What do you call a drummer in a suit?
A. The defendant
A. The defendant
vestast
Gassy Member
satchmo said:Damn you stole mine
Must be an Ottawa Joke. Actually I heard Steve Morse say that one in Toronto when he lost power to his rig at a show. He was killing time while the crew got him up and running again..