I liked the melody and the feel. I wasn't nuts about the words. It sounded like you were kinda poking fun at people who listen to country music a bit. Sorta like--maybe this is what I think I'm supposed to say to be country. I have to admit, though, it had some funny lines--like the remote thing.
Good country--if there is such a thing anymore--shares real honesty and from the heart lyrics. Your lyrics didn't convice me on this one. Sorry to say so, but I spent ten years writing country for a publisher in Nashville, so I have more than a clue about this.
All is not lost, however. Your melodic sense is really great. Combine that with something you really feel in a deep way and there is magic waiting to happen. You know musically how to write--and I haven't heard your other stuff, so I can't comment on your total lyric powers, but you should listen to more country before you try and write any more of it.
Merle Haggard had a song called "Misery and Gin" once, so your title is bona fide. Oh, and I wrote a song called Heartaches and Wine once. It was much worse than your song, believe me.