may I slap "your" children?

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superspit

superspit

idiots unite!
excuse me........

but what is it with your small children and my Jensen dome tweater cones?

............fucking little pricks! :mad:

Kindest Regards,.........
 
I agree beat the kids! fuck em up and if they keep actin up send em to the neverland ranch for a week
 
I think the little one is trying to tell you the Jensen suck and get some real monitors. :D :D :D
 
timboZ said:
I think the little one is trying to tell you the Jensen suck and get some real monitors. :D :D :D
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the little one, that's not even mine, will be eating a Jensen when over next....
the other one is for you.






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Just joking,
I'll give you both. :D :D :D
 
why do children like poking speaker domes so much? seriously? is it the shape? the color? size? i've had to slap away more than a few grubby little fingers from my speaker domes. there is some kind of attraction here.....maybe it reminds kids of a nippal? maybe if the domes were square this would'nt happen? i remember pokin' a few domes myself as a kid. i don't know why i did it but do remember enjoying it. :D wtf?
 
TravisinFlorida said:
why do children like poking speaker domes so?
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Because domes WANT to be poked; nay, they BEG to be poked. They tease us. Laying there nestled in their comfy cones, sticking their smooth, perfect curves out at us constantly, often dressing themselves up in titilating precipitated semi-precious metals and bright contrasting coil gaps. They obviously wanted and deserved what they go....er....ummm....my lawer just whispered in my ear that I should just answer, "No comment." Thank you.

;) :D

G.
 
Have you looked into an Autopoke?

It's a thinline device that rests on top of the speaker that has a sensor on. When anything with stubby little jelly stained fingers approaches it a mechanical finger is ejected into the offenders eye.
 
ez_willis said:
Have you looked into an Autopoke?
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It's a cousin of the Autoslap, that thing that drops down from the ceilings of restaurants and smacks the crying brat or the cell phone user sitting behind you when you're trying to enjoy a meal.
 
SouthSIDE Glen said:
Because domes WANT to be poked; nay, they BEG to be poked. They tease us. Laying there nestled in their comfy cones, sticking their smooth, perfect curves out at us constantly, often dressing themselves up in titilating precipitated semi-precious metals and bright contrasting coil gaps. They obviously wanted and deserved what they go....er....ummm....my lawer just whispered in my ear that I should just answer, "No comment." Thank you.

;) :D

G.
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damn you southside! i just poked in my monitor domes! :p
 
TravisinFlorida said:
damn you southside! i just poked in my monitor domes! :p
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Hey, you can't blame violent behavior on TV or the Internet! :)

G.
 
there's altogether too much use of Autopoke these days.....

Whatever happened to the days were people learnt how to poke first and didn't expect the engineers to fix up their poking for them?????

ez_willis said:
Have you looked into an Autopoke?

It's a thinline device that rests on top of the speaker that has a sensor on. When anything with stubby little jelly stained fingers approaches it a mechanical finger is ejected into the offenders eye.
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Just do what I do lock the studio door, and lock the crumb crunchers in a upright bass case. problem solved
 
gremlin said:
Just do what I do lock the studio door, and lock the crumb crunchers in a upright bass case. problem solved
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LMAO I took to using the offending fingers as bassdrum dampening, obviously I left the fingers intact to the hands (parents may have a problem with me cutting fingers off)

haha I remember my lil' cousin when she was about 4 playing with the stereo & it was up purdy loud & BANG!!!! there was some music from the CD player coming from these big monsters on stands!!!! she never went near a speaker again :D :D :D
 
Potato sacks aren't just for races anymore. If that doesn't work, potato sack + a swift caning. My two cents.

Signed,

Proud Father
 
Thanx guys, really good to hear that you can relate to what I'm going through at the moment.....sitting back, looking at my once beautiful sound system....

the words of a young mother in my own house saying,"..don't panic....they're just speakers.." ,reverberating through my head!...

auto-poke, potato sacks, loud bangs, upright bass case.......
I'm gettin ready for next time!!....little pricks!
regards, SS.
 
superspit said:
loud bangs, .
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it has to occur just as tyke in question presses something on the stereo

BANG into trampled underfoot or something like it
 
slidey said:
it has to occur just as tyke in question presses something on the stereo

BANG into trampled underfoot or something like it
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I'm devising something as we speak, for the little tyke bastards, based on your feedback...thanx! :)
SS.
 
superspit said:
I'm devising something as we speak, for the little tyke bastards, based on your feedback...thanx! :)
SS.
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hehe

maybe you could record their reactions & post a clip??

it's funny :D
 
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